Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 4hThis year feels like waking up during surgery. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 5hOmg. Someone in the trump admin lied. What a scandal. How unprecedented. consequences, consequences. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I have a friend named Gary and a friend named Doug, which pretty much runs the gamut. #Variety #Names 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How I feel at the end of the day sometimes. #Work 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Public executions. We are officially a third world shithole, without the ancient culture. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What is it about soldier’s erections that fascinates Pete Hegseth so? 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I worked on this movie! www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo...indiewire.com‘Atonement’ Review: Emotionally Powerful Anti-War Film Shows That Bullets Fire Both WaysReed Van Dyk's intimate, psychologically astute, and true portrait of the human cost of U.S. imperial violence stars Hiam Abbass and Boyd Holbrook. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A beautiful day……..not to walk the dogs up this sidewalk. #Cats #Dogs #BlackCat #Respect 030
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The exchange that got me fired from the spelling bee: “Your word is Pergola” “Can you use it in a sentence?” “The Italian striker was paid 75 euros pergola” #Scripps #SpellingBee #Fired #soccer #Football 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, wide awake at 3am last night: what….rat….bastard…activated…the…CUCKOO CLOCK! #Cuckoo #WideAwake 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, my mistake. Shart of Glass. I will do better. 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shard Of Glass, Blondie, Parallel Lines. Very early GenX. i approve. 100
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok, listen, five gay dogs and cats singing: it’s fun to stay at the A.S.PC.A! #Dogs #Cats #VillagePeople 031
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why are close captions in all caps? I feel like I’m being shouted at— and Parks And Rec is not a hostile program. #Television #CloseCaptions #ReRuns 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ron Weasley’s wand is going into the soup. #wand 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Growing up at in the album era means that when I hear a song from an album I own, my brain automatically cues up the next song on the album. #Albums #Records #GenX #Music #cds #Vinyl #Cassette 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having an automatic door open is about the maximum amount of deference I can reasonably expect. #Respect 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@huffpost.com you take money from this kind of advertisement. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My mother is dead and refuses to change. Thanksgivings are heck! 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026But fallow farms preserve the topsoil. So close yet so far. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ll go with Eris. I love a bad girl. 020
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sent my sombrero out to be cleaned and it came back a fez. Time to lawyer up. #Lawsuit #hatBlocking #CustomerService #TrumpsAmerica #DryCleaner #Fez #Sombrero #SpanishFly 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did you know that until after WWII tomatoes were purely decorative? It’s probably a FACT! #Trivia #TrueFacts #BelieveItOrNot #Tomato 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Because sitting on your keys isn’t uncomfortable enough already… 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The best thing i can say about my 16 year old Rat Terrier is: at least he shit on the tile. #Dogs #RatTerriers Also, I love him ❤️ 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mate Tony de Meur died today. First class musician, comic, and all around person. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKYj...m.youtube.comDrinking At Home by Ronnie GoldenYouTube video by paul24fps 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You gotta hand it to the Greeks: Democracy and Tzatziki? You sons of guns are on a ROLL! #Greeks #Greece 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Victor Hugos wife: yo, Vic, the hunchback character doesn’t seem completely “modo” to me. Here’s an idea…. #VictorHugo #Hunchback #BehindEveryGreatMan #Lit #Literature 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not looking very hard, eh, Aldi? #Aldi 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New York strip, start on the fatty edge on medium, crisp the fat, then sear it. Yum. #food #Steak #Delish 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ginger, the dog: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Me: Ok, I’m awake, I’m out of bed. Ginger, the dog: I’m going to sleep in. #Dogs #Pets 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone is waiting for someone to come home. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why do #lepidopterists call it a #Butterfly box and not a motholeum? #bigQuestions #Lepidopterology 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fuck you, autocorrect, I’m adding my mistakes to the dictionary. #Autocorrect #Empowered #Embiggened 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There was a girl from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink As you might think But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. #Limericks 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Window washers. #DangerousJobs #NoFuckingWay #Danger 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Close captioning failure. #Television #CloseCaptions #ParksAndRec 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I, too, am a victim of beastiality. #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall #AllThePrettyHorses #LordLoveADuck #ForTheLoveOfBenji #ButterflyKisses #SoLikeUs #KittenWithAWhip #Mouseketeer #TheLionKing #ThatDarnCat #TheAmazingDobermans #PawPatrol #KashNoChecks #LadyAndTheTramp 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Collective guilt by generation: The Greatest generation, Jim Crow Baby Boomers, slow response to the AIDS crisis. Gen X, abandoning “be that as it may” in favor of “whatever” #GenX #Boomers #Generations #guilt 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ate Bulgogi and now I have Kpoop. #KPop #Food #Bulgogi #ILoveKorea #Korea 020
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ken Paxton leading the drive to get women out of women’s athletics. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Eddie is still missing so I guess the Cruisers would be out in any case. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#TIL: Tommy Lee Jones and Oliver Stone were born on exactly the same day. Do you think when they realized that they giggled and hugged on the set of Natural Born Killers? #Cinema #Film #Birthdays 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When a woman tells trump ”that was the best sex i’ve ever had,” what she means is “the check cleared.” 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s incredibly sexist how little periodontal research there is on vagina dentata. 030
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every few years we Texans wake up and get a Talarico or Ann Richards. It’s like an eclipse or a corpse flower, you just gotta wait. 0127
