Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 3hThis year feels like waking up during surgery. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I have a friend named Gary and a friend named Doug, which pretty much runs the gamut. #Variety #Names 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How I feel at the end of the day sometimes. #Work 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Public executions. We are officially a third world shithole, without the ancient culture. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What is it about soldier’s erections that fascinates Pete Hegseth so? 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I worked on this movie! www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo...indiewire.com‘Atonement’ Review: Emotionally Powerful Anti-War Film Shows That Bullets Fire Both WaysReed Van Dyk's intimate, psychologically astute, and true portrait of the human cost of U.S. imperial violence stars Hiam Abbass and Boyd Holbrook. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A beautiful day……..not to walk the dogs up this sidewalk. #Cats #Dogs #BlackCat #Respect 030
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The exchange that got me fired from the spelling bee: “Your word is Pergola” “Can you use it in a sentence?” “The Italian striker was paid 75 euros pergola” #Scripps #SpellingBee #Fired #soccer #Football 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, wide awake at 3am last night: what….rat….bastard…activated…the…CUCKOO CLOCK! #Cuckoo #WideAwake 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok, listen, five gay dogs and cats singing: it’s fun to stay at the A.S.PC.A! #Dogs #Cats #VillagePeople 031
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why are close captions in all caps? I feel like I’m being shouted at— and Parks And Rec is not a hostile program. #Television #CloseCaptions #ReRuns 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ron Weasley’s wand is going into the soup. #wand 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Growing up at in the album era means that when I hear a song from an album I own, my brain automatically cues up the next song on the album. #Albums #Records #GenX #Music #cds #Vinyl #Cassette 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having an automatic door open is about the maximum amount of deference I can reasonably expect. #Respect 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@huffpost.com you take money from this kind of advertisement. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sent my sombrero out to be cleaned and it came back a fez. Time to lawyer up. #Lawsuit #hatBlocking #CustomerService #TrumpsAmerica #DryCleaner #Fez #Sombrero #SpanishFly 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did you know that until after WWII tomatoes were purely decorative? It’s probably a FACT! #Trivia #TrueFacts #BelieveItOrNot #Tomato 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The best thing i can say about my 16 year old Rat Terrier is: at least he shit on the tile. #Dogs #RatTerriers Also, I love him ❤️ 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mate Tony de Meur died today. First class musician, comic, and all around person. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKYj...m.youtube.comDrinking At Home by Ronnie GoldenYouTube video by paul24fps 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You gotta hand it to the Greeks: Democracy and Tzatziki? You sons of guns are on a ROLL! #Greeks #Greece 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Victor Hugos wife: yo, Vic, the hunchback character doesn’t seem completely “modo” to me. Here’s an idea…. #VictorHugo #Hunchback #BehindEveryGreatMan #Lit #Literature 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not looking very hard, eh, Aldi? #Aldi 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New York strip, start on the fatty edge on medium, crisp the fat, then sear it. Yum. #food #Steak #Delish 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ginger, the dog: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Me: Ok, I’m awake, I’m out of bed. Ginger, the dog: I’m going to sleep in. #Dogs #Pets 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone is waiting for someone to come home. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why do #lepidopterists call it a #Butterfly box and not a motholeum? #bigQuestions #Lepidopterology 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fuck you, autocorrect, I’m adding my mistakes to the dictionary. #Autocorrect #Empowered #Embiggened 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There was a girl from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink As you might think But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. #Limericks 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Window washers. #DangerousJobs #NoFuckingWay #Danger 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Close captioning failure. #Television #CloseCaptions #ParksAndRec 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I, too, am a victim of beastiality. #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall #AllThePrettyHorses #LordLoveADuck #ForTheLoveOfBenji #ButterflyKisses #SoLikeUs #KittenWithAWhip #Mouseketeer #TheLionKing #ThatDarnCat #TheAmazingDobermans #PawPatrol #KashNoChecks #LadyAndTheTramp 001
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Collective guilt by generation: The Greatest generation, Jim Crow Baby Boomers, slow response to the AIDS crisis. Gen X, abandoning “be that as it may” in favor of “whatever” #GenX #Boomers #Generations #guilt 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ate Bulgogi and now I have Kpoop. #KPop #Food #Bulgogi #ILoveKorea #Korea 020
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ken Paxton leading the drive to get women out of women’s athletics. 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#TIL: Tommy Lee Jones and Oliver Stone were born on exactly the same day. Do you think when they realized that they giggled and hugged on the set of Natural Born Killers? #Cinema #Film #Birthdays 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When a woman tells trump ”that was the best sex i’ve ever had,” what she means is “the check cleared.” 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have broken 100 followers. To find out how i did it check out my blog at patheticSadLittleLoser.emu I had to put emu instead of edu so it wasn’t a link. #SocialMedia #Bluesky #Hashtag #Popularpatheticsadlittleloser.edu 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Eating in a restaurant alone is a little like being on suicide watch. “Are you ok? Are you good? Is there anything I can get you? I’m the manager, are they treating you ok? Put down the knife!” #Food #Restaurants #ModernLife #Observations 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An Italian guy from Jersey was reincarnated as this daisy. #Flowers 020
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026bsky.app/profile/film... I worked on this! Go see it NY! #Film 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was trying to understand why #ElizabethHolmes vibe is so creepy and then it struck me… #Momo #Creepy #Creepypasta #sweetDreams 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hugs not drugs Smile Hitler not Heil Hitler Animal Fluency not Animal Cruelty Wangs not Gangs Zoos not Booze Microdermabrasion not Tax Evasion Firing squad not healthcare fraud Masala Chai not STI petite bourgeoisie not RPG’s #PSA 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sad Segway in a dead mall. #Malls #LiminalSpaces #Mood 020
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I actually don’t give a rat’s rectum whats new in Chrome, thank you very much. Now can I please check my E-mail? #Chrome #Google 010
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My Wife: Let’s just pull a random cookbook off the shelf and open it to a random page and have that for dinner. The result: #Marriage #Pets #Food #Dogs 000
Paul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nurse Ginger, helping me thru my Covid/flu vaccination blah day. #Dogs #vaccinations 031
