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The cake shall inherit the Earth.

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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I heard people say that MAGAts were fucking nuts. Doesn’t surprise me, they fuck everything else.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good luck, Belgium. May you do the World Cup a favour.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can you imagine asking MAGAT men to take an IQ test and they all yell out “but I can’t get pregnant”.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trying to figure if the Artificial Intelligence in AI refers to the tool or the tool who uses it?
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So proud of Arsenal.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Threads is full of people who have had a sense of humour transplant.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They will get it, it’s being packed now ready for shipping.
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Hand Dialing Colorful Toy Phone
ALT: Hand Dialing Colorful Toy Phone
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Going to give this app a try again. Please, no cheering.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Burger King flavour Pringles are so so nice. Definitely worth a try.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You took the words right out of my mouth, that’s exactly how I was going to describe it.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just stand there in silence for 3 minutes. Why put the effort in for the same outcome?
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 15/05/2026
Trump in China
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I am so proud that I could sing for the UK at Eurovision and get the same points as we do now.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Maybe Thomas Frank.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Curious what you think. If we go out in the CL semi’s and finish 2nd, based on the money this all generates, do you think MA will still get the new contract? Or do you feel the club would look to push to the next level with a more established manager?
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social the podcast is going to be one hell of a show.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Anyone creating AI videos on social media should be banned.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Crimson Desert being playable at 10pm is the most ridiculous time for release day I’ve ever come across. Nonsense.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Helen Knott @helenknott.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The #Epsteinfiles must not be forgotten in the war mongering.
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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 01/03/2026
BREAKING: Israel announces it is winning the war against Iran after confirming that it has killed a significantly larger number of school children
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Support YOUR president
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump supporters should be the first to be conscripted. Only fair.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I once had to buy a copy of the Daily Mail, I hid it between the pages of a porn mag to avoid being embarrassed.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Winding up MAGATS is called Magabaiting. Which sounds like their favourite hobby.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
MAGATS don’t care if Trump did what he did. They don’t care about kids, if they did they’d protect them in schools. No, the only time a ‘child’ matters to them is before they are born.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Never expected that. 👏👏
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Trumpster fuck must be shitting himself. Then again, would be hard to tell from any other time.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I liked that bit in the Melania movie where someone threw a bucket of water over her and she melted.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Judges now have the authority to punish criminals with the most extreme punishment ever seen in the UK. Forcing them to watch Melania for 48 hours non-stop. Defence lawyers have said they’d prefer the death penalty.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I asked AI to make me hunky and gorgeous. It said it wasn’t that good yet.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Can’t wait for the follow up to James and the Giant Peach, Donnie and the Giant Impeach.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Have ICEholes murdered anyone today?
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You know Musk called it X so MAGATS could remember it easily.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICEstapo. It’s fitting.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you support MAGA yet say you’re Christian, you’re admitting to being supporters of Judas Iscariot.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 22/01/2026
SEEING IS BELIEVING DHS claims the car being chased rammed the ICE vehicle. The video shows the opposite. 📌 A father and son, a US citizen, are chased. The teen is beaten and seriously injured. The father is deported. DHS lied. The video tells the truth. Excellent reporting by Antonia Hylton.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Lest we forget. 💯
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2026
NEW: I'm releasing tomorrow's show tonight. It's too important. An internal DHS memo instructs ICE to kick your door in without a proper warrant. Please share widely: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZY...
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Beans Talk | Bombshell ICE Whistleblower Report
YouTube video by MSW Media
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I think Trump wants to call it Bored of Peace.
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AntiFa General 📎 @ddekhard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's possible to use that to advantage
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You wave the flag screaming about patriotism .. Yet you support Trump when he’s punishing the UK & you champion the party that takes bribes from Russia You talk earnestly about defending woman & children.. Yet again you turn a blind eye to a convicted sex offender adjudged to have raped a woman.
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Worse you ignore the Epstein list you yourselves cried out for. Excuse us , if we get confused by your utter hypocrisy
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The side hoover.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Kenny Everett predicted the future. youtu.be/xGMWZJlA0QA?...
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Kenny Everett - Round em up, put em in a field and...
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Spurs offered Trump their Europa League trophy in a bid to get him to buy them. He laughed.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I used to watch Bond films wondering how it was possible for bad guys to get that powerful. Now we know.
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Paul0970 @paul0970.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You know, she reminds me of Verity Treacle.
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