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Pat Vulaj

@patvulaj.bsky.social
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Sports, politics, and general shithousery.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I took a break about 5 months ago because the state of things was really wearing on my mental. I’m back to report that the state of things is still utter shit, but my mental has grown accustomed to it now.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Honestly, that might be the crazy collapse I have ever seen. I had to rewatch the last minute and still am having a hard time processing that Duke lost this game.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A living, breathing, contradiction. Chaos in an spray tanned human(ish) form.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It’s the last day of March so it’s time to start talking about how the year is flying by in work meetings.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I don’t work for DOGE but I do think it would have been more efficient to attached the Cybertruck panels on right the first time.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’d love to push Trumpty-Dumpty off a very high wall.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Put it in some rice
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Who decided on Salt & Pepper? Will there be a reelection? I just feel like there are spices that could give Pepper a good go.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I woke up in America again. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
All I can see is him with his daughter on a leash with the word “Family” bannered across the top, read in Vin Diesel’s voice, and it makes me chuckle.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Are you trying to make me feel better about the American government? Because it’s not working.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yeah, beat kids. As someone whose earliest memory is getting beat as a 3-year-old, I came out totally fine, other than my crippling anxiety.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How lucky are we that we get to be alive during the fall of America? I mean, generations of people only got to live during boring, precedented times. Not us! Give us all the exciting stuff.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Stick Kanye in a SpaceX rocket and send him to Mars. He’s about 15 years past his Earthly “Best By” date.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The Red Wings. The way last season ended had fans at a high and set expeditions for this year. To miss again would feel like a major step backwards. This Pistons team feels like last years Red Wings team. Obviously would be a disappointment to miss since they’re IN playoff position now but less so.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
By all means, move faster. Skip all the regulations and checks. It’s not like planes crash now or anything…
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Accidentally” firing the people working on the bird flu is exactly the kind of government efficiency I expect from this regime.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The bright side to finding myself living in a Christian Nationalist Fascist country, is that I now know exactly who the Christian Nationalist Fascists in and around my life are and can cut them out.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I agree. Resigning feels like you’re just giving them what they want and allowing them to replace you with a loyalist.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Man, if only there was something to help prevent this. An antidote or idk, a vaccine maybe.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Happy Presidents’ Day to every president, except one.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Isn’t the USL Championship already technically the step down from MLS? What benefit is there to creating a new league that sits between the MLS and the USL Championship?
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have some Egglands Best I’ll sell you for $6
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I couldn’t find biscuit mix at the grocery store so I asked an employee who was stocking shelves, and he said they’re out but handed me corn bread mix. I said thank you and took it but now I have to find a place to abandon this corn bread mix.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I don’t even like the Celtics and I’m excited for this one @unikornet.bsky.social
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Human-level intelligence isn’t as impressive as he thinks it is.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Stick Kanye in a SpaceX rocket and send him to Mars. He’s about 15 years past his Earthly “Best By” date.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I have an Iowa rookie egg, autographed. Available to the highest bidder.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So having a 7’4 guy who can move, shoot, and defend helps. Noted.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This movie sucks
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Is this one of those smut books?
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hypocrisy around Trump is the least surprising thing I could read about this morning
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I’m not going to Washington until Trumps off the menu.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Elon is the kind of guy who swears he only needs 2 hours of sleep a day to function. He’s wrong.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Props to injury lawyers and weed shops for single handedly keeping the billboard industy alive for years.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The reality that Trump doesn’t actually know anything isn’t really that wild at all. Terrifying yes.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I didn’t read the article but hopefully it explodes. I can’t do 4 more years.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The LA Lukers…kinda sounds like I’ve said something I shouldn’t have.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This country ain’t big enough for the both of them (fascist presidents).
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If eggs get any more expensive MAGA is gonna start eating the cats, eating the dogs, but they’ll justify it by saying it’s part of the carnivore diet or something.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I know a lot of people who voted Trump because they thought he’d help Palestine, and I’m really curious how they’ll spin the forced exodus of Palestinians and redevelopment of Gaza into a positive thing that won’t lead to more war. They can be so creative.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I just don’t see how this doesn’t end up in more war, but this time with us at the center of it.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
We need to stop giving them credit for having a reason for their vote. He could have said anything, it doesn’t matter. They would have agreed and justified it.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The good news is, we never have to do January 2025 again.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m not claiming Ronny was a Boy Scout, but Trump makes him look Santa on Christmas Day.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I know people who claim Reagan and Trump to be the two best presidents in history, which is confusing because they couldn’t be more different.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Don’t tease us Kevin, that ending feels too good to be true.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
As a season ticket holder, I hope people will transfer over and pack this place. Keyworth is awesome, but if we can fill this and keep that same energy, the new stadium will be magical.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I don’t understand, we have someone with clear disabilities as president.
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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Diversity is bad. Vaccines cause autism. College is indoctrinating our children into woke ideals.” Said the white guys who failed middle school math and science.
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