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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I took a break about 5 months ago because the state of things was really wearing on my mental. I’m back to report that the state of things is still utter shit, but my mental has grown accustomed to it now.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Honestly, that might be the crazy collapse I have ever seen. I had to rewatch the last minute and still am having a hard time processing that Duke lost this game.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

A living, breathing, contradiction. Chaos in an spray tanned human(ish) form.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

It’s the last day of March so it’s time to start talking about how the year is flying by in work meetings.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I don’t work for DOGE but I do think it would have been more efficient to attached the Cybertruck panels on right the first time.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Who decided on Salt & Pepper? Will there be a reelection? I just feel like there are spices that could give Pepper a good go.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I woke up in America again. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Yeah, beat kids. As someone whose earliest memory is getting beat as a 3-year-old, I came out totally fine, other than my crippling anxiety.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

How lucky are we that we get to be alive during the fall of America? I mean, generations of people only got to live during boring, precedented times. Not us! Give us all the exciting stuff.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Stick Kanye in a SpaceX rocket and send him to Mars. He’s about 15 years past his Earthly “Best By” date.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

By all means, move faster. Skip all the regulations and checks. It’s not like planes crash now or anything…

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The bright side to finding myself living in a Christian Nationalist Fascist country, is that I now know exactly who the Christian Nationalist Fascists in and around my life are and can cut them out.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Man, if only there was something to help prevent this. An antidote or idk, a vaccine maybe.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Happy Presidents’ Day to every president, except one.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I couldn’t find biscuit mix at the grocery store so I asked an employee who was stocking shelves, and he said they’re out but handed me corn bread mix. I said thank you and took it but now I have to find a place to abandon this corn bread mix.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Props to injury lawyers and weed shops for single handedly keeping the billboard industy alive for years.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If eggs get any more expensive MAGA is gonna start eating the cats, eating the dogs, but they’ll justify it by saying it’s part of the carnivore diet or something.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The good news is, we never have to do January 2025 again.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Diversity is bad. Vaccines cause autism. College is indoctrinating our children into woke ideals.” Said the white guys who failed middle school math and science.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Day 9 of Trump 2.0 and I have the overwhelming need to scream until the tension in my chest stops.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It feels weird being proud of other counties for giving the US the middle finger, but god does this country deserve it right now.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Ugh, I do not have the energy to deal with all the new dumb stuff Trump will do tomorrow.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to take time every morning to meditate, and I haven’t done any meditation yet but boy has screaming into a pillow to start the day really changed my outlook on life.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The sweet sound of rising inflation

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Now that he's renamed the Gulf of Mexico, grocery prices should be dropping any minute.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

When you didn’t do anything for the group project besides sign your name and hold the poster board.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

My inner monologue whenever I see grapes: “Eh…whatever. I guess I’ll have one.” Eats 100 grapes

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I remember the old days when the Lions were good. Man, it feels like only yesterday.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I found John Gwynn’s work last year and instantly I realized I was going to love these books. They are among the best, if not THE best series I have read. Welcome to BlueSky @johngwynneauthor.bsky.social!

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

If Trump came out as a gay trangender cat, LGBTQ flags and fur suits would be sold out at Walmarts across America in a hours.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The Pistons have been so much fun to watch lately. Great showing in NY tonight.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It’s weird how people who don’t ever watch the NBA hate watching the NBA.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Watching the Spurs/Bucks game and while Giannis is standing next to Wemby my wife says “number 34 doesn’t look very tall.”

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Trends move in cycles, and Colonialism is SO in for 2025.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Delivery guy just about suplexed my new light fixture onto my front porch, so now I have a box of glass shards if anyone is interested.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

To everyone who was picking the Vikings to beat the Lions

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Happy Try and Overthrow a Government Day to all who celebrate, I guess.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The Trump 2.0 beta version fucking sucks so far.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

It was pointed out to me that Cybertrucks look like the pinewood cars we made in middle school wood-shop and I can’t unsee it now.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I was at the grocery store checkout and the lady next to me was on the phone repeating how the next time someone talked shit about her dad she’d beat their ass, and I had to fight my intrusive thoughts from turning and saying “Fuck your dad” and calling her bluff.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I have been viciously defending the NBA from haters the last few years, but @billsimmons.bsky.social does what Bill does best in this pod. He puts things in a historical context that I’ve always admired from him, and that excites me for our next “Unicorn” moment. @theringer.com.web.brid.gy

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The NBA’s Danger Cycle, Plus Usyk Is Invincible, ‘Landman’ Can’t Lose, and Chalamet Will Win the Oscar With Chris Mannix and Chris Ryan

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Elon is an inspiration. As a non-American born person myself, I now know that I too can become president someday as long as I work hard, become a half-trillionaire, and get an entire political party on my payroll.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

How narcissistic are we to just assume the aliens would want to come HERE?

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My life story would be a three part documentary series outlining times I had to rewash clothes because I left them in the washer for too long.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I’ve got about 5 drone videos in my DM’s that my conspiracy theorist friend told me to “watch til the end” that I won’t ever even start.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

It’s crazy how cutting out a few hundred thousand bots and trolls ups the vibe of a place.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I’d be more impressed with hunters if they took down their kills in close combat. You sitting in a tree for days, drinking beer and jerking off until you can shoot some unsuspecting animal from distance doesn’t quite do it for me.

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Pat Vulaj @patvulaj.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I don’t know how to say this without sounding aggressive and close minded but if you don’t like dogs, you’re fucking wrong and a dumb stupid idiot.

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