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@pattyb92.bsky.social
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jason Voorhees Happy Birthday
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Grumpy Dwarf's Reaction: Motorboating Snowwhite
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My husband got his balls sugared, and I’m just out here playing with them like a fidget spinner
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Omg, I was literally nauseous for the first half of the movie!!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Flight to Ireland just got cancelled 😭
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
15 minutes into A Dog’s Purpose, and my husband and I are already both sobbing like babies 😭😭😭
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This rabbit hole (aka the 5 min of research it took to confirm) was the highlight of my day 🤗
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thank you!! 🤗
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Shocked Monkey Puppet Reaction
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
7/3/2026 Move over Taylor, this will always be our day first ❤️ @duncanbwell.bsky.social
2 men who just got gay married
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mmm, artificial grape 🤤
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
One week til our wedding!! 💍👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼💍 I REALLY want a Big Mac
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😂
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This may be lame, but I’m really excited to start wearing my wedding ring ☺️
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Howdy partner 😉
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Went to Nashville for my Bachelor Party, and all I got were this cowboy hat and some paintball welts 🤠
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
New York Gay Boy
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I haven’t…yet!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just a new pair of blue shorts. More practical than the last purchase which was a shirt that says “Daddy’s Little Squirter”! 😂
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Drunk Instagram ad purchases strike again!! 🤪
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Work meeting 😭 But I did end up at a bar with a bunch of Scottish rugby men, so I’ve definitely had worse nights 😏
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wish that was why I was here 🥲
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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The Exorcist: Iconic Spider Walk Scene
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Be vewy, vewy quiet… I’m hunting for @bostongayboy.bsky.social
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Y’all need Jesus
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’ll be a beautiful bronze in a week, I swear!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Rue Bennett's Emotional Thank You
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apparently my laptop wasn’t an effective form of sunblock 🙃
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Red (ouch), White, & Blue
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Too bad it’ll be the last one after Jeff’s gaffe! 🥲
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Happy Survivor 50 Finale to all who celebrate
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I wish Thai food liked me as much as I liked it 🥴
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ran a half marathon, and they still made me pay for my beer 🏃🏼‍♂️🍻🎡
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aww, thank you!! 😁
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Lmao, aww. Very sweet of you
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My friend just told me that my BlueSky is his least favorite thing about me 🙃
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Lol, I won a 5k this morning 😅
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Highkey my fave!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just realized I put my underwear on inside out this morning. How’s everyone else’s day going? 🙃
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I had to wrastle it off of the bachelor to win it for myself 🤼‍♂️
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Won a (slightly used) wrestling singlet at the gay rugby charity auction 🤼‍♂️
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth wide open .
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
On Wednesdays we wear pink (underwear)
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thank you!! I had forgotten what it was like to not have Sunday Scarjes every night of the week 😭
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s so nice to have a job that I actually enjoy again ☺️
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Always 🧀ing!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
New headshot for the new job!
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Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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