Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJason Voorhees Happy BirthdayALT: Jason Voorhees Happy Birthday 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comGrumpy Dwarf's Reaction: Motorboating SnowwhiteALT: Grumpy Dwarf's Reaction: Motorboating Snowwhite 020
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My husband got his balls sugared, and I’m just out here playing with them like a fidget spinner 3151
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Omg, I was literally nauseous for the first half of the movie!! 120
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 20/07/202615 minutes into A Dog’s Purpose, and my husband and I are already both sobbing like babies 😭😭😭 090
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This rabbit hole (aka the 5 min of research it took to confirm) was the highlight of my day 🤗 020
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comShocked Monkey Puppet ReactionALT: Shocked Monkey Puppet Reaction 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/20267/3/2026 Move over Taylor, this will always be our day first ❤️ @duncanbwell.bsky.social 4600
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/06/2026One week til our wedding!! 💍👨🏼❤️💋👨🏼💍 I REALLY want a Big Mac 0600
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This may be lame, but I’m really excited to start wearing my wedding ring ☺️ 2160
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Went to Nashville for my Bachelor Party, and all I got were this cowboy hat and some paintball welts 🤠 2950
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just a new pair of blue shorts. More practical than the last purchase which was a shirt that says “Daddy’s Little Squirter”! 😂 120
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Work meeting 😭 But I did end up at a bar with a bunch of Scottish rugby men, so I’ve definitely had worse nights 😏 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026static.klipy.comThe Exorcist: Iconic Spider Walk SceneALT: The Exorcist: Iconic Spider Walk Scene 000
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Be vewy, vewy quiet… I’m hunting for @bostongayboy.bsky.social 2170
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/05/2026static.klipy.comRue Bennett's Emotional Thank YouALT: Rue Bennett's Emotional Thank You 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Apparently my laptop wasn’t an effective form of sunblock 🙃 110
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Ran a half marathon, and they still made me pay for my beer 🏃🏼♂️🍻🎡 3690
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My friend just told me that my BlueSky is his least favorite thing about me 🙃 1170
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Just realized I put my underwear on inside out this morning. How’s everyone else’s day going? 🙃 1140
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I had to wrastle it off of the bachelor to win it for myself 🤼♂️ 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Won a (slightly used) wrestling singlet at the gay rugby charity auction 🤼♂️ 32056
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth wide open .ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth wide open . 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Thank you!! I had forgotten what it was like to not have Sunday Scarjes every night of the week 😭 010
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It’s so nice to have a job that I actually enjoy again ☺️ 1160