Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My husband got his balls sugared, and I’m just out here playing with them like a fidget spinner 3151
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 20/07/202615 minutes into A Dog’s Purpose, and my husband and I are already both sobbing like babies 😭😭😭 090
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/07/20267/3/2026 Move over Taylor, this will always be our day first ❤️ @duncanbwell.bsky.social 4600
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/06/2026One week til our wedding!! 💍👨🏼❤️💋👨🏼💍 I REALLY want a Big Mac 0600
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This may be lame, but I’m really excited to start wearing my wedding ring ☺️ 2160
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Went to Nashville for my Bachelor Party, and all I got were this cowboy hat and some paintball welts 🤠 2950
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Be vewy, vewy quiet… I’m hunting for @bostongayboy.bsky.social 2170
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Ran a half marathon, and they still made me pay for my beer 🏃🏼♂️🍻🎡 3690
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My friend just told me that my BlueSky is his least favorite thing about me 🙃 1170
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Just realized I put my underwear on inside out this morning. How’s everyone else’s day going? 🙃 1140
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Won a (slightly used) wrestling singlet at the gay rugby charity auction 🤼♂️ 32056
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It’s so nice to have a job that I actually enjoy again ☺️ 1160
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Hair is cut, back is massaged, and martini is shaken: treating myself on my last day of ~FuNeMpLoYmEnT~ 21321
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Bored at the airport, so posting a thirst trap because my hotel had GREAT lighting 🤷🏼♂️ 71990
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Singing “Dicked Down in Dallas” next to my little sister who also knew all of the words is an experience I never expected, but it’s something I’m happy we got to experience that together 🥲 090
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I just quit my job! 🙌🏼media.tenor.coma woman in a pink top and green pants is screaming with her arms in the airALT: a woman in a pink top and green pants is screaming with her arms in the air 2630
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Just downloaded Kalshi, and I foresee that being…problematic. 🙃 130
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I posted an Instagram story last night that had a typo, and I didn’t realize until this morning. Going to go die in shame 💀 2100
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I swear to God, if I heard even one “Uncle Jeff” during tonight’s premier, I’m done for the season… 030
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Bought a new brand of underwear for the first time in years. Can’t wait to inevitably be disappointed in them! 🙃 3110
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗 0140
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room . 0110
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/02/20265 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵💫 01640
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I just got a Partiful notification that someone has a crush on me, and I’ve never been so stressed in my life 😳 1120
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My hot dentist stood me up, and I got stuck seeing his (female) partner instead 😢 060
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I dropped my phone in a toilet in January 2017, so I don’t have any pics from 2016 on my phone 🥲 150
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If you follow-up on an email in less than 24 hrs, I can promise you that it will now take me even longer to respond to you. 🙄 280
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I’m having a Bad Hair Day, but also a Good Butt Day? I’ll call it a win 🤷🏼♂️ 1240
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Having a dog that doesn’t bark is great until he can’t wake you up at night and has an accident in your living room instead 💩 040
Patrick @pattyb92.bsky.social · 04/01/20267 months til our wedding! Posting this here to hold myself accountable to my fitness/diet plan 🙃 12694
