hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 23hMartinez’s pieces are exquisite. So glad you honored her. Martinez’s firing technique used an earthen kiln and animal poo to turn the clay black. 2120
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wow, what a shot. That ever so slight ripple on the water is just right. 130
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah, that was thirty years ago, and the memory is perfectly clear. She and my mom survived the Yokohama firebombing. Makes you think differently about all the bombing going on around the world, doesn’t it? 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Auntie Toshiko and fam visited me while I lived in northern New Mexico. Cousin Kenichi insisted on visiting the Los Alamos museum. Broke my heart when Toshikochan rested her hand on Little Boy without a word. She said nothing the rest of the day. 120
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Craigslist find for $50, painted over w flat black latex. A little elbow grease has revealed a gorgeous hardwood surface. Someday AI will find me and drag me off to a “care” facility and feed me blended gruel until I die. But not today, end stage capitalism JITs. Not today. 020
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A solid, tight rock n roll number by Riff Raff, aka Richard O’Brien. Everything else is so joyously extra. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I used to teach the story to my comm coll students as an exercise in critical thinking. They ate it up. 120
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026At the risk of sounding all positive and linear (😒), it looks like the times are improving. 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That doesn’t necessarily mean that if you never get an apology from someone then they must love you. Heard that from a friend. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Back when I was doing a lot of hiring, the second interview was just a chill final double-check with the big kahuna before an offer. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just read a book to your child. It’s a joyous thing, not something that needs to be conquered by AI. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Young people see this and ask, “You want us to reduce our carbon footprint by taking the bus and recycling ?” I can’t blame them for their dismissive misanthropy. 041
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s never a completely bad day when the Yankees lose. When they’re eliminated, it’s a joyous day. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TJ’s has a frozen facsimile that’s not bad. Passed muster with my daughter, which is high praise. It’s nice to have them on hand, right next to the tater tots of course. 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That guy could work a count as well as anyone I’ve seen. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is such a great watch. Harry on the xylophone is enough alone to make it worth it. Strong story and excellent production values too. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not going to gush about these guys. Well, except that Lola is one of the best songs of the British invasion. Only that. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once in a while you’d get a little one w eight squares in a Crackerjack box. 0110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why not? After the first bar, they get easier. That’s a lie, but still … 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just silly speculation, of course. It could be 0 or it could be 50. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good on the Board. What’s the over/under on how many other children he victimized that we’ll never know about? I’m going 12 1/2. 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When the Exorcist came out, a bunch of us sat in my driveway after playing bad basketball. We were debating whether we were brave enough to sneak in to see this movie. The consensus was a hard no. 040
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The postseason is just more pleasant once the Yankees are out. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There are likely billions of people cooking good, daily rice with cheap rice cookers. Zojirushis and KitchenAids are sweet, but just unnecessary. Mine is a basic Aroma. 031
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Appreciate the beautiful photos. It’s not in keeping with good reply etiquette, but I wanted to share a photo of my mom, ca. ~1933ish. 061
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Teeny tiny fingernail of a moon up there. I want so much to be on a beach somewhere right now. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think they should wear the same unies for the next game. No one really believes in superstitions. 100
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes a fellah feels compelled to act the part that externalities impose on him. This version looks like the natural default, tbh. 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I didn’t see doggy bum at first! Whew, all is in balance again. Well, at least this much is. 010
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Juan having a moment with the great John Roseboro and some lefty. 130
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Interesting history behind all that salmon sushi at my local grocery. I had no idea the Norwegians were involved. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fondly remembering the carrot slivers in the lime jello blocks at school lunch. Us kids of depression era parents had to eat that stuff and like it, dammit. 110
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Your alt text works, which is enough for us to picture his defeated countenance. 040
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not that it’s your motivation, but you’re earning major karma points. Oldies often have no one. I remember kidnapping my pop’s ancient TV (it was heavy!) and giving him a slick new flat screen for his football. It was the happiest I’d seen him in a long while. 130
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love how each dog has a little something different to it. The only way to go. 000
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How can this be right? He’s on one of my baseball cards from 1968. I’m sure of it, I think. 001
hafu guy @pattoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Interview circumstances are always a bit of a test of one’s mettle. Not sure why employers do that, but you’re going to nail it. 010