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Matthew Moynihan

@patternavoider.bsky.social
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Massachusetts Mathematician from Minnesota

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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me reading the terrible notation in the math paper I’m writing…
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” meme with a man dressed in a hot dog costume in front of a group of unhappy people.
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Rainbow bagels for breakfast! I got the funfetti cream cheese but @misswooo.bsky.social didn’t because “that’s just frosting.”
A rainbow swirl bagel with cream cheese.
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
New office friend!!!
A blue crab figurine holding a pen on a desk
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The cast of Ghostwriter seen in amazing early 90’s fashion.
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Lifted the projector screen in class to find this happy little one. It brought my students joy right before their exam and I thought you all might need to see it too.
A pink chalk drawing of a happy little bee on a chalkboard
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I just started the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett and this quote hit me like a ton of bricks. I’m so proud of my hometown of Minneapolis for resisting such a force.
"Let the other societies take the skilled, the hopefuls, the ambitious, the self-confident.
He'd take the whining resentful ones, the ones with a bellyful of spite and bile, the ones who knew they could make it big if only they'd been given the chance. Give him the ones in which the floods of venom and vindictiveness were dammed up behind thin walls of ineptitude and lowgrade paranoia.
And stupidity, too."

-Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This huge bin showed up in the Math Department?!?! In related news, I suddenly need to cancel all my meetings today.
A large tub of plastic geometric tiles in various colors for learning mathematics.
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yeah, in your face, single calorie! #PeakPerformance
A fitness app screen shot showing a single calorie burned through activity as opposed to resting.
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Matthew Moynihan @patternavoider.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Pi-Day-Taschen!! (A pie and hamantaschen mashup!)
An extra large triangular hamantaschen with pie filling for Pi Day
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