Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 2hJesus. Say what you will about AirCanada and Westjet. But I believe they’ve kept the number of knife fights between pilots in the cabin mid flight to less than 1. 161
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Vikings have landed in Vancouver. They’ve probably already pillaged the closest Starbucks. 010
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m always fascinated watching the floatplanes land/takeoff on the water in Vancouver. That’s it. That’s the bluesk. 070
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One of the locals came up to say hello at my hotel on the Sunshine Coast this morning. 090
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kelowna is a unique place. That’s it. That’s the bluesk. 140
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like that the Vancouver airport leaves dedicated space for unmanned Golf carts. 120
Reposted by Steve PattersonDemocrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Time for dogs… 18269961326
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Sorry for my absence America. I was dead. Lol” ~ Mitch 100
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I accidentally took TWO of my “one-day” vitamins this morning. Might see if I can settle this trade war. 171
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Our 12 year old daughter just taught me the password my wife set to watch shows for ages 14 plus. First week of school year is really paying off. 071
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Pierre Poilievre:static.klipy.comDumb And Dumber ComedyALT: Dumb And Dumber Comedy 051
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy 50th to the The Muppets! The coolest quinquagenarians in the world!. 1102
Reposted by Steve PattersonLarry Cornies @cornies.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What a powerful message it would send if hundreds of thousands of Canadians suspended their subscriptions to American film streamers, if only for a month or two, in order to explore the National Film Board of Canada’s catalogue. We already own it. #ElbowsUp larrycornies.substack.com/p/lights-dow...larrycornies.substack.comLights down, Elbows UpThe audio column for September 5, 2026 293
Reposted by Steve PattersonFlavio Volpe, C.M. @flaviovolpe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Canada Forever 🇨🇦. This is us. 19345115
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I sometimes think that the reason laundry isn’t put away properly at our house in a timely manner is because my wife and daughters are procrastinators. Then I remember that I’m pretty sure there’s still laundry of mine left in the dryer of my dorm at York Universiry from 1990. 0141
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I went to give $250 to our almost 12 year old daughter for spending money on a weeklong swimteam trip and my wife said “that’s way too much” and pocketed $50. My wife is a devious genius. 061
Reposted by Steve PattersonTanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just learned you can donate to specific Imagination Libraries in Canada! Long live Dolly Parton! imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 16826
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Finally got to theatre to see the latest Spiderman movie. Pretty crazy when everyone finds out that he’s Odysseus’ son Telemachus. 010
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just made a “Home Alone” reference to one of our show producers who for sure wasn’t born until after Macaulay Culkin had left the franchise. Way to go GenXassaurus. 060
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just said “good morning” to our 6 year old and she said “stop singing. It hurts my brain!”. Those summer camp counsellors are going to earn their money today. 1130
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Our almost 12 year old daughter has taken to call me “Steve” instead of “dad”. Looking forward to settling in for the teen years. 250
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When your 7 year old daughter paints your nails and swears it will “wash off easily”. But it doesn’t. So you just go to a work meeting anyway… 190
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Laurentian elite” sounds like the people who come from old pencil crayon money… 2120
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this is very, very close to just saying “everything I do will be wrong”… 141
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We should all just get to book that private jet for a week… 131
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My daughter didn’t finish her mini-wheats this morning and they soaked up every milliliter of milk. They should use this stuff in flood regions. 2120
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Man I hope it doesn’t turn out that Trump is his DAD… 092
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026they seem much less scary today. I think the really scary thing was the wallpaper… 240
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Love this. Calling out the rampant rip-offs being performed from within the White House, while himself being named “Whitehouse” is perfect. I’d like Mike Myers to play him in a sketch. Oh and every time he removes his glasses, you drink. And there’s another pair of glasses underneath… 070
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Leave it to the Swedes to break Infantino down into pieces. Not sure anyone will want to put him back together. 030
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026After seeing “The Odyssey” in theatre yesterday I really can’t wait to see what Christopher Nolan does with “The Cremation of Sam McGee”. 180
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Happy 7th birthday to our Norah. Always ready to laugh, eager to learn, and eager to TEACH. All who’ve met her believe she’ll bypass acting and go straight into directing. She got her mom’s looks and smarts, and my impatience. She’s already asked for a car in 9 years. Don’t grow up too fast NoNo! 1120
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 29/07/202650% of being a dad is eating the ends of a loaf of bread. 5231
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 25/07/2026We’re hosting a petting zoo party at our house tomorrow for a bunch of soon to be 7 year olds. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated. 0140
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“Let’s start with the temperature in here. Everyone ok with 21 degrees celsius?” 140
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Captain High Liner has clearly had some work done. 142
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Me: Is this chicken in the fridge still good? My wife Nancy: I wouldn’t eat it or feed it to the girls. But you can have it. 15 years married. Life insurance up to date apparently. 0173
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Another huge opportunity at our house in Toronto today for people who like fold other families’ laundry. 170
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m just a man. Watching his two daughters in their gymnastics class. Desperately wishing they would acknowledge me with a small wave or something. So the other girls in the class don’t think I’m just a man who showed up randomly to watch a girls gym class. 190
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There are going to be a lot of very ironic posts here on “Bluesky” today… 040
Steve Patterson @patterdad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The girls have seamlessly assimilated to PEI summer lifestyle… 090