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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This mean we get N’diaye back?

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Greg Davis is loving the Iowa offense

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Was thinking about this post earlier. Prescient.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'd like to extend a hearty "Fuck You!" to our President for making me work late all week. Good work, buddy. You really know how to run the federal government.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just saw an NSNO tattoo at the gym in Des Moines, Iowa. What a world.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As President, my first act will be the removal of video review from all sports.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It should be bigger news that the entire homelessness system in the United States has no clue how it will be funded in 12 months.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m not spending my time on Sundays watching Matt Lafleur coach.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tony Diaz is too good for Iowa. How is he on our team?!

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Going to miss Everton today. What a bummer.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think a perfect microcosm of America right now is the federal government’s effort to un-enroll homeless folks from receiving Medicaid benefits. It’s Medicaid. It exists for low income households. Our Feds (with the help of some states) are trying to take it from the lowest income households.

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Man, that Andy Williams news just hits like a ton of bricks. I spent so many hours of my youth trying to play those riffs as effortlessly as he did. RIP to a top notch guitarist and good dude.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Friedkins would be putting George up for sale if the window was still open.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@solidverbal.com Happy to be back listening to the weekly previews. My constant companion on the Friday afternoon long run. Welcome back!

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I quit smoking 15 years ago but today is really pushing the limits of that statement.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know we're all miffed about Balogun..but If I can keep the USMNT and Everton as independent items, that's my preference. USMNT fandom is filled with this odd, toxic brand of nationalism, perpetual youth sports conversations, and birthright citizenship debates. Okay by me if Everton avoided that

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

BREAKING - Joshua Zirkzee has already failed his medical at Finch Farm without walking in the door. Deal is now in doubt.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Richy wants Tottenham to pay up and they won't. Simple as that.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is too much Everton to wake up to

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hey Angus Kinnear this is how it’s done.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In the last 90ish days I’ve managed to forget how brutal Everton can be

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How many limbs does Petrovic have?

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m beginning to think there isn’t a right back coming to Everton.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

UTFT (At about the 11 second mark)

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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

reading about italian soccer

WELCOME GIANLUCA
CUM!
NEW ENTRY
FORZAo» BORGOL
GIANLUCA CUM

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Troy Deeney is a horrendous pundit. Get him outta here

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’d take a large pay cut to do a version of my job that didn’t involve email. What a horrible technology.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We’ve never shone so brightly

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This man has a box around his butt

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Chelsea spent over a billion pounds and still don't have a decent keeper

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And thus begins the Thierno Barry 20 goal campaign

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Friday before the first Everton match of the season. Hope springs eternal. I predict Barry, Dibling and George have the season they didn’t last year and Eddie Howe leads us to a late European charge. This is also the season Pickford scores

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So we’re going to play against Palace and then Munoz will stay behind and complete his medical, which will take until about Wednesday and then he’ll be officially announced by the club on Thursday.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just downloaded 5 apps from the App Store that are all in the name of sending one child to Kindergarten. What circle of hell is this?

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Cheers to the end of the longest moving day of my life. Out of the city and into the suburbs like a bitch.

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Pat Shocker @patshocker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think we're going to enjoy Hackney

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