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@patronofparis.bsky.social
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ramblings of a madthem

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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 9m
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 1h
My favorite bedtime story is why Sherlock is garbage
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 1h
I need hbomberguy to release a new video essay so I can fully listen to it 2 times before it enters my rotation of video essays I have borderline memorized that I fall asleep to
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 1h
I kinda view rules in games like laws irl. As in, sometimes they make sense and I agree everything works best if we follow as intended. And sometimes idc if something is intended one way, because the person who wrote it is wrong in terms of logic/ethics
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Shout out to everyone who posts pics of themselves wearing the lingerie they’re reviewing online. I am so grateful for your service. God knows the listing photo isn’t gonna actually show how it fits a real human body and I gotta make sure my burlesque costumes don’t suck ass.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Load bearing eyebrows
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Idk what it is about my face or vibe that makes people assume I’m up to no good but I swear I’m just trying to be nonchalant in public settings
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People hate to see a sexy bitch happy with themselves
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like me gaining weight did not deter men from sexualizing me, it just made them think I’d lower my standards and show interest in them cause they try to act like it’s some rarity that someone would be attracted to me. Negging doesn’t work on me. If you imply I’m unattractive you give me the ick.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Got a comment that was like “you’re morbidly obese, no one is sexualizing you” and like. ATP it doesn’t even hurt my feelings. I know I’m hot to my target audience and that’s what matters ALSO nothing has stopped a man sexualizing me since like, middle school.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me sending a very reasonable response where I’m firm in my position: “God they’re gonna think I’m an evil bitch who should be cast out from society”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hate waking up in the middle of the night, checking my phone, and seeing a message that is stressing me out really bad but idk if that’s just cause it’s 1am but I don’t have anyone to check in with to see if my reaction is justified because it’s 1am. And now I have to try and sleep
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucked up that my next LARP event that I need to prepare a bunch of costumes is the week after Halloween which is the week after a drag show I have 3 costume changes for.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
autism x social anxiety combo about existing in public
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve dealt with the latter a lot. If I described the things they did people would be like “oh my god get out of there” but once I said we weren’t dating people would just be like “oh friend/roommate drama. Nothing crazy”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Idk maybe it’s cause when I was a cashier several people asked me out when I was doing my usual script so I don’t think a customer service worker being friendly means anything lol
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve never gotten the impression the the cashier at Trader Joe’s was possibly flirting with me. They act like regular cashiers to me??? Do they not like my vibe or am I the only person who will never think someone who is on the clock could be flirting with me???
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are all the touring musicians and comedians skipping Seattle???? Like they’re all going to fucking Tacoma and Spokane but no SEATTLE????
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*my genuine answer being “in this economy???” And then I woke up to avoid the rest of the convo. Where’s the dream logic?? Where’s the imagery I have to analyze the true meaning of?? Where’s the creativity???? Am I just a being made of anxiety and vampire media?
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m supposed to keep a dream journal for my class on Surrealism for writing inspo. Unforch, the only dreams I’ve had since I started have been: -my mom asking what I’m gonna do with my life* -several people being kinda mad at me but were polite about it -watching BtVS on TV It’s been almost a week
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also implying the people telling an 8 year old to watch what she eats were in the right….disgusting
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Saw a GLP1 ad that was an older woman recounting the pressure to be thinner she felt since she was 8 years old…and how it held her back throughout her life….but it’s so freeing that she can be skinny now 🙃 THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUNG GIRLS’ INSECURITIES! IN FACT IT WILL MAKE THEM WORSE.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Official community standards prohibit making the vibe weird
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jimothy shrine
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been using “sitch” as in “situation” for a while now, but recently I’ve started saying “unforch” as in “unfortunate” Idk where I got the latter from
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hate people using misogynistic insults against conservative women because now I have to sound like I’m defending a piece of shit when I’m just trying to acknowledge that it’s still misogynistic even if you don’t like her.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting a “Thank you for your patience” after I have to send 2 reminders 2 weeks apart for something that should’ve been done a month ago And it’s still not done Gonna be real, I’m running out of
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad she got stopped because if that was at mass market she’d be playing with people’s health. But as is I mostly kinda chuckle.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry I can’t really hate Elizabeth Holmes, I do find scamming rich investors out of money really funny. And of course there’s the girlboss factor.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Second Wednesday in Bellingham and the karaoke itch has come for me
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the one they made for me for the first show I did with them!
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love performing in the all autistic drag show (YIPPEE to be specific) for many reasons, one is that they make wonderful promo flyers for each performer! Like I’m okay with photoshop and the like, but this designer is on another level
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After years in academia avoiding him, I finally have to do it. I have to read Freud for class.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being screwed over and shoved around various administrative offices at my university and I’m feeling very inspired by PhilosphyTube to become an absolute nuisance via emails.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying not to diagnose myself with a serious autoimmune disorder because of a handful of symptoms and tests, but damn, over 6 months of constant fatigue is getting to me
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so happy that I get to be in community with you and will miss not seeing you this weekend 💖
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone tried to insult me by calling me part of “the Amathia generation” and an “amathia child” in 2 different paragraphs. Bestie find a new vocab word, it’s obvious if you only know one
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
V funny when someone tries to sound smart by using a philosophical term from Ancient Greece, but they only know the one, so they just keep reusing the same word and seemingly have no idea how a thesaurus works
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well, just found out that one of my favorite video essayist (who I even met a couple weeks ago) admitted to SA'ing someone in college. Every day I learn information the depresses me more
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cinema
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is it with apartment/condo complexes that take up whole neighborhoods that have like 1 guest spot for over 100 units?????? I’d have to walk a mile to the next closest place I could legally park, and it’s even further to the nearest bus stop. How the fuck do you have any guests????
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s gotta be at least one duo/couple out there that is planning to dress up as Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for Halloween this year. There’s just gotta be.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“You should take a long walk on a short pier” “That sounds romantic, you should join me”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharing a room with a friend who listens to a horror podcast to fall asleep. Could not be me (I did this once and had the worst nightmares)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS PAINT AND GLUE No spoilers but I’m sooo good at color theory (if you saw my base pigments you’d get it)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Testing the limits on the most disgusting prop/set dressing I can make for under $10 (of items exclusively from the dollar store)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People gotta stop asking me for costume advice if they just wanna buy off of shein or cider with no alterations. Girl I get the budget but you will look like every other fast fashion wearer out there. I can only do so much
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accidentally thought about the art work “Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers): Only Unclaimed Item from the Stephen Earabino Estate” and now I’m crying over a box fan encased in plexiglass
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This interview really channels how I feel when people start talking about their diet to me (someone who had to go to a year of intensive therapy, including residential treatment, for a decade long eating disorder) and I’m just not having it.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s tough being someone who likes horror as a genre to study and doing sfx makeup and making gross props but also being a complete coward. Like I loved the new Resident Evil movie. I want to replicate some special effects I saw in it. They also made me feel physically ill.
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