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@patronofparis.bsky.social
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ramblings of a madthem

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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 15h
Hate people using misogynistic insults against conservative women because now I have to sound like I’m defending a piece of shit when I’m just trying to acknowledge that it’s still misogynistic even if you don’t like her.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 15h
Getting a “Thank you for your patience” after I have to send 2 reminders 2 weeks apart for something that should’ve been done a month ago And it’s still not done Gonna be real, I’m running out of
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 22h
I’m sorry I can’t really hate Elizabeth Holmes, I do find scamming rich investors out of money really funny. And of course there’s the girlboss factor.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Second Wednesday in Bellingham and the karaoke itch has come for me
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love performing in the all autistic drag show (YIPPEE to be specific) for many reasons, one is that they make wonderful promo flyers for each performer! Like I’m okay with photoshop and the like, but this designer is on another level
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After years in academia avoiding him, I finally have to do it. I have to read Freud for class.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being screwed over and shoved around various administrative offices at my university and I’m feeling very inspired by PhilosphyTube to become an absolute nuisance via emails.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying not to diagnose myself with a serious autoimmune disorder because of a handful of symptoms and tests, but damn, over 6 months of constant fatigue is getting to me
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
V funny when someone tries to sound smart by using a philosophical term from Ancient Greece, but they only know the one, so they just keep reusing the same word and seemingly have no idea how a thesaurus works
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well, just found out that one of my favorite video essayist (who I even met a couple weeks ago) admitted to SA'ing someone in college. Every day I learn information the depresses me more
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cinema
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is it with apartment/condo complexes that take up whole neighborhoods that have like 1 guest spot for over 100 units?????? I’d have to walk a mile to the next closest place I could legally park, and it’s even further to the nearest bus stop. How the fuck do you have any guests????
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s gotta be at least one duo/couple out there that is planning to dress up as Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for Halloween this year. There’s just gotta be.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“You should take a long walk on a short pier” “That sounds romantic, you should join me”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharing a room with a friend who listens to a horror podcast to fall asleep. Could not be me (I did this once and had the worst nightmares)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Testing the limits on the most disgusting prop/set dressing I can make for under $10 (of items exclusively from the dollar store)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People gotta stop asking me for costume advice if they just wanna buy off of shein or cider with no alterations. Girl I get the budget but you will look like every other fast fashion wearer out there. I can only do so much
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accidentally thought about the art work “Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers): Only Unclaimed Item from the Stephen Earabino Estate” and now I’m crying over a box fan encased in plexiglass
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This interview really channels how I feel when people start talking about their diet to me (someone who had to go to a year of intensive therapy, including residential treatment, for a decade long eating disorder) and I’m just not having it.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s tough being someone who likes horror as a genre to study and doing sfx makeup and making gross props but also being a complete coward. Like I loved the new Resident Evil movie. I want to replicate some special effects I saw in it. They also made me feel physically ill.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s play “is this an issue I should actually bring up with someone or is it just distressing me because I’ve been off Wellbutrin for almost a week?”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like a lot of bisexuals vs lesbians discourse would die out if people just realized that bisexual woman do, in fact, date other queer women sometimes. It’s just that whenever people see them they say they’re in “lesbian relationships”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I somehow have the magical of making travel sized cosmetic products last insanely long amounts of time, no matter how often I use them. Like what do you MEAN my 3oz conditioner lasted me over 6 months when I go in there pretty heavy handed with it every hair wash day????
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Post-larp shower hits different
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wearing a back brace while pattern drafting/cutting fabric because I’ve legit injured myself doing this before
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I personally think not only should we get rid of medical debt, but throw medical debt collectors into the sun
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: “idk why people think I’m witchy or spiritual. I’ve never practiced anything” My home decor:
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This year’s Halloween costume is about to go so hard if I finish a sewing project on time
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hate that the second I have downtime I feel depressed but if I don’t rest my body starts fighting me.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t trust straight men in NYC. Gotta be at least a little bisexual or go by he/they sometimes or there’s something sinister going on.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the way I organize my bookshelf would piss off a number of people. Bottom shelf - manga/comics, encyclopedia/text book adjacent, song books, personal journals/binders, DVDs 2nd shelf- young adult fantasy/dystopian series (organized my authors’ last names)
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love being trashy
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I need a shirt that says “not a sub, just like wearing chokers & harnesses” because people need to let me accessorize in peace. I’m sorry that wearing excessive amounts of leather and chains looks hot. As if it’s my fault.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trying to organize my harnesses & belts to make them easier to pick. I don’t think I can identify which harness is on which hook
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting they/them’d by a random elderly person is like. Hell yeah I’m getting a good grade in being androgynous.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Am I really considering buying unofficial twilight merch in the big year of 2026???? But like, could you blame me?
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think I like this makeup look cause it kinda has the effect of a Kubrick stare whiteout needing to tilt my head down. Just a *little* intense/unsettling to make eye contact with
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m probably genderfluid but I don’t trust other people to be responsible with that so I say I’m a nonbinary transmasc
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Sometimes cleavage is a core part of the outfit”
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nonbinary transmasc 🤝 nonbinary transfem 🤝 nonbinary transneutral doing Frank-n-Furter/Tim Curry tributes at the same drag show
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Accidentally cosplayed dollar store Trixie Mattel
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Immediately going dancing after having a hot dog + hard cider was not the move
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have somehow ended up in a hot dog shop during karaoke night that doubles as the owner’s 76th birthday party
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There is no tipping point of being “disabled enough” for an ableist system to give the proper support and accommodations we need.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Drunk walk home in the rain on a hot night is kinda nice
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay. After being an avid Chacos wearer for nearly a decade, I finally wore them with socks I get it now
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trying so hard to connect more with my parents and I have so many conversation topics I start on, but all they ever wanna talk about is school and work. Live every day. Please, I agreed to go out and put on a less-edgy outfit. Don’t make this more stressful for me.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My disability is disabling me again. Who could’ve seen this coming
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I try not to judge people by how “intelligent” I assume they are, because I don’t really like ranking that (and IQ is made up/arbitrary) and we all have knowledge of varying amounts on different subjects.
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vampire advocate @patronofparis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They’re not talking about me, but I also feel like my prolonged history of percussions explains a lot about me
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