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@patrolmanmike.bsky.social
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26 | RDU | hairy boy into uniforms, leather, gear of all kinds, bulls and bears lifting, architecture, design, sci fi, vintage computers, food, music

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Rubber.B.Yay @rayjayr18.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This amazing comic was drawn by @taurodin.bsky.social. Some guy decided to cut through a construction work area at night to save time, not realising there are security measures in place to stop people from doing that sort of thing.
Guy: "Dang I am late. Guess I can get a shortcut from this construction site. Really need to blow one when I get home... Day was busy"
Drone: "Worker detected. Equipment Missing. Starting Protection Protocol"
Guy: "I can't move?"Guy: "What is happening!? THE F IS THAT?! Is that a prank!? Fuck it covered my ears and eyes. I can't even move a finger. My body is getting numb. It's so dark. It's so warm. Feels like a hug. So quiet"
UI: "User detected Welcome Worker C-243. Starting body takeover process. Time remaining to release: Error//"Guy: "I can't control my body. What is this wet sensation?!! Fuck Hhhaa... NOT THERE hmmf. Fuck it feels so tight. Ugh just cover it all already... Hmmf.. it feels so fucking goodd"
Drone: "Body take over status: complete"
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The Murrcat @hypnohepcat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Reh
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Handler Tatra @handlertatra.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's Pillion coded and I'm the dog. @patrolmanmike.bsky.social @orangekrush.bsky.social
A group of men posing together in a dimly lit room, with strong red light illuminating the scene. The men are dressed in dark clothing, with several wearing leather jackets and pants, and one man wearing a complete pup mask over his head. The background is dark, and shows some blurry details.
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Orangekrush @orangekrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Flattop twins at Folsom @patrolmanmike.bsky.social
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m ready… depression
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
taking a break from my social media break to dance on tiktok’s grave
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a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I DIDNT TAKE ANY FUCKING PHOTOS WTF
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a carpeted workout room on ship with a mirror back wall that looks oddly & exactly like if they just put a mirror up in the Enterprise D corridor and decided to get their sweat on in the hallway. On screen is Troi and Crusher, wearing rad! jazzersize outfits from the 80s. Like leotard bodysuits with alternating pink and green and silver and glittery colors. Both are standing and leaning and stretching thier arms overhead with smiles. Behind them you see an infinity loop of them working out going into the background of mirror reflections. Closed caption reads, "I feel completely out of control."
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Slept through cigar brunch
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is standing in front of a field of american flags
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
how do people have the energy to be sluts all night after spending all day at these events
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
$10 for a beer is a fucking crime tf
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Real Cops @realcops.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
the water at my hotel being off until 5am, what the hell am I supposed to do
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
looking at these Uber prices and I definitely should’ve just stayed at the Hilton all 4 nights ah well
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
What the hell this gay beside me on the train is taking a conference call on speakerphone?
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
train boots and mug, there better not be a security checkpoint in Washington because those are 16 inch lineman’s..
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Amtrak playing Chapell Roan
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Really fighting the urge to try on absolutely everything I’m even thinking about bringing with me
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
uber to the train station is scheduled, it’s real now
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My ADD is never more pronounced than when I try to pack
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AB Bear @abbear.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
1/2
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
asked for a flat top and ended up with a recon ah well
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Superhero Destroyer🔞😈 @superherodestr1.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
One of the best parts of joining BlueSky? Connecting with incredible artists! 🌟 So glad to see @imrandymeeks.bsky.social🔥 I had a blast animating this Captain America piece — face, chest, hands, and… other parts ... 🍋🍋 Huge thanks to @imrandymeeks.bsky.social for the amazing art and permission! 🙏🏻
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
went to bed before 2 last night and I feel so good 😊
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
a boy is happy in his first leathers #monochrome Monday
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Oak @mightyoakaf.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ready for it
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
definitely not jealous that everyone else gets a snow day while I just get disgusting cold rain
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
forcing myself to go to bed now bc this was solely because of my sleep pattern
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
wow recon is kinda useless without a paid membership huh
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
okay so the whole “new year new me” bit is kinda off to a shitty start this weekend
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
need someone to buzz all my hair off and give me a horseshoe flat top with a landing strip at MAL (I need this to happen so if you know anyone dm me lol)
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maduromc.bsky.social @maduromc.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Sunday smoke 💨💨
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I like my chest hair idk
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
new deadlift PR today 8 reps at 215lbs slowwwly getting there
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
will never get over how Mirror’s Edge Catalyst took the original game’s really poignant critique of the post-9/11 safetyist surveillance state and cronyism and turned it into generic cyberpunk dystopia slop
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
woah
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Daddy Ken @bigdaddybear.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Need a cocksucker!!
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
need a haircut desperately I feel like my gay powers are at an all time low on NYE it’s so bad 😭
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Real Cops @realcops.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
so I took these for #softcock Saturday and then I’ve been so busy I forgot to post them
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
wish I knew who he was because this is one of my all time fav pics
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I feel like I could be a pup except pup masks don’t really do anything for me specifically, like hoods in general are great though
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🔞MR GRUTS 🔞| Commissions closed @mrgruts.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Big Boss Man™ sure is a mean fella when it comes to slackin' off. How's the new guy gonna get outta this one? 🤔
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🔞MR GRUTS 🔞| Commissions closed @mrgruts.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
I'm in the 40th #tofARTfair! I donated 3 pieces to Tom of Finland Foundation. Here's one in acrylic "Live Fast, Ride Hard" Thank you so much @TomsFoundation ! #TomOfFinland Art & Culture Festival 2024 31st May - 2nd June in Berlin at Halle am Berghain Sponsored by @DIESEL
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🔞MR GRUTS 🔞| Commissions closed @mrgruts.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
After chasing sunsets One of life's simple joys Is the boys
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
had to cancel my personal training today because of work like does my boss not know that being hot is more important to me…
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Christian Mitchell @chrismitchellxx.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Starting my day and enjoying my Boswell. #pipesmoker #gaypipesmoker
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mike @patrolmanmike.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
what’s it called when you’re 190lbs and hairy asf but are still mentally convinced you’re a twink
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