patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 20/12/2025should be a day of rest, but i got some hella cleaning to do today 0180 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025oldest selfie on your phone 2010 babies not sure what i was going for here 050 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025introducing TASTE THE HEAT, NOT THE MEAT. a KING OF THE HILL podcast for those who think propane is a personally trait. 🗣️ hosted by yours truly and @shirtlessjay.com listen/watch at: 🌎 tastetheheat.show 📼 youtube.com/@tastetheheatshow or your favorite podcast aggregators 150 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I was never there. I don’t even listen to podcasts. But if my voice does appear in this episode, it was sampled illegally by the government using AI and deep state technology.giphy.comDale Gribble GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this Dale Gribble GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 020 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with blue hair says so this is what it feels like when doves cry ..ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair says so this is what it feels like when doves cry .. 020 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Superman and I both like breakfast for dinner. Only difference is he flies. I fuck, cry, and fry bacon all before midnight. 010 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025when you have a friend named brett and brent and you can’t remember which is which am i right? 010 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 06/07/2025st augustine: there’s something deeply wrong with me because I got turned on by the castillo de san marcos. that cannon wasn’t the only thing getting loaded. 020 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025road trips are just snacks, silence, and staring out the window like you’re in a music video about loss 030 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025andy warhol saw a soup can and said “yes, this is culture now,” and he was right because i too have built an identity on things that make no sense 010 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025i used to dream of love and poetry. now i dream of a world where i’m cc’d on nothing 010 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025i’m only three episodes into BEYOND THE GATES but it needs a murder mystery, like, kill off bill and everyone goes around fingering the obvious suspects and then six months out we find out it’s the naked firefighter who’s banging the new nurse 030 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i think one hour and thirty six minutes is the perfect movie length. anything longer, just do a mini series 120 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 14/02/2025in line for fat cock friday like riff randell trying to score tickets to the ramones show 1570 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 30/01/2025In Twin Peaks, time warps and reality bends, but the Roadhouse remains. A safe space for dreamlike melodies that drift through cigarette smoke and neon glows. The best part of The Return? The musical acts, conjuring ghosts with guitars, playing to an audience that may or may not exist. 120 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025i dropped the name of like 12 restaurants and we ended up at an olive garden. oh well, when ur here ur family… 100 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i stopped replying to coworker texts because it always ends with them asking to switch or cover shifts and shatter the delicate jenga tower that is my carefully curated work schedule 100 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025The older I get, the more agoraphobia sounds like a lifestyle choice I can really get behind: less people, less noise, less pants 010 0
patrique @patricmd.bsky.social · 09/11/2024the drama of forgetting u have houseguests and standing naked in the kitchen at 3am munching on cheese 010 0
