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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 17h

I’m not in charge of making Thanksgiving dinner today because last year I tried to cook a turkey at 4 degrees for 350 hours, but in my defence the instructions weren’t clear and I’d already thrown the box in the recycling🤷🏾‍♂️

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Remember when you get mad at me that this is who you’re arguing with

Patrickworld standing inside a retail store, holding a highly polished silver metallic mannequin form in front of him with a slight smirk. He wears an olive green jacket, and the metallic torso reflects the surrounding brightly lit shop.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

It’s Caturday™ so get out your warm puffer, put it on the bed while you nvm it’s hers now forever 🙄

Bette with wide eyes and a serious expression lies on my blue puffer and beige comforter on the bed, front paw stretched out.

Bette with wide eyes and a serious expression lies on my blue puffer and beige comforter on the bed, front paw stretched out still but also yawning cuz my coat is boring I guess.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Born on this day: Jackson Browne is an American rock musician, singer, and songwriter known for his introspective lyrics. Emerging in the 1970s, he defined a genre of deeply personal and political songwriting, releasing classic albums like Running on Empty.

An animated illustration of Charlie Brown playing a small yellow acoustic guitar in a grassy field under a pale blue sky. He smiles contentedly with closed eyes, wearing his iconic yellow shirt with a black zigzag stripe and dark shorts. I’m having a lot of fun today.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Born on this day: Bella Hadid is an American supermodel who rose to global fame after signing with IMG Models. Known for her striking runway presence, she has graced countless international Vogue covers and was named Model of the Year.

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in a black-and-white promotional still from Dracula (1931). Dressed in formal evening wear with a high-collared cape, he stands wide-eyed with slicked-back hair, raising his claw-like hands menacingly. It’s Friday you guys let me have some fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Born on this day: Guillermo del Toro is an acclaimed Mexican filmmaker known for his visually stunning dark fantasy and horror films. His celebrated works include Pan's Labyrinth and the Oscar-winning The Shape of Water, both showcasing his signature sympathy for monsters.

Guillermo Rodriguez, known as the sidekick on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, smiling and giving a thumbs-up on a red carpet. He wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie against a 84th Annual Peabody Awards step-and-repeat backdrop. Remember, if you get mad about this, you’re probably a nerd. Nothing wrong with that, but rather than commenting ‘that’s the wrong photo’ maybe just comment ‘I’m a nerd’.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Anybody know if Miss Gradenko is safe? Haven’t checked in on her in a while 👀

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Born on this day: Thom Yorke is the visionary lead vocalist and principal songwriter of Radiohead. Celebrated for his haunting falsetto, expressive lyrics, and genre-defying solo work, he continues to redefine alternative rock and experimental electronic music worldwide.

Actor Dick York as Darrin Stephens from the TV show Bewitched, wearing a gray suit jacket, white shirt, and bronze-colored tie with a red pocket square, smirk-smiling slyly in an office setting. Another one for the indoor kids. Look I’m not here to debate Darrins, I’m just having fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Born on this day: Simon Cowell became a global entertainment mogul as the sharp-tongued judge on American Idol, The X Factor, and America's Got Talent, shaping modern pop culture and launching international music careers as a record executive.

Actor Jim Backus poses as Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island. He wears a white captain's hat with a gold crest, a mauve jacket, a pale shirt, and a patterned ascot, grinning brightly against a plain background. Deep cut for my Gen-x indoor kids watching reruns back in the day. Respect!

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

‘Hello, I’d like to report a murder. At the box office’

Actor Tom Cruise as sports agent Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire speaks intently on a 90s cell phone with an antenna. He wears a white dress shirt with a loosened patterned tie, looking directly ahead with an intense, earnest expression.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

Born on this day: AC/DC’s legendary frontman, Brian Johnson, defined rock with his iconic flat cap and high-octane vocals. Stepping up after Bon Scott, he powered Back in Black, fronting stadium-shaking anthems and solidifying his legacy in rock history.

News anchor Brian Williams smiles warmly while holding a black microphone. He wears a navy suit, white collared shirt, and matching patterned blue tie. The background features warm, amber lighting with geometric patterns on stage. Double header today. I couldn’t let this one go. Rock on.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

Born on this day: Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist, author, and science communicator who directs the Hayden Planetarium in New York. Known for making the cosmos accessible, he hosts StarTalk and champions scientific literacy with wit, clarity, and enthusiasm.

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson sits at a wooden table during a book signing event. Wearing a black t-shirt, he holds an open book with a pen nearby, seated in front of a green backdrop. If you’re mad at this joke it’s because you’re a nerd.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Born on this day: Tommy Lee, is a musician and co-founder of glam metal giants Mötley Crüe. Renowned for high-octane drumming and elaborate stage setups, he also fronted Methods of Mayhem and released solo projects.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones poses in character as Agent K from Men in Black 3. He wears a dark pinstriped suit, white dress shirt, and patterned tie, facing forward with a stern expression against a muted grey studio backdrop. Ok but now imagine him steering a boat with his dick. Look it up.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Born on this day: Gordon Sumner, better known as Sting, transformed from a schoolteacher into a global rock icon. As the lead singer of The Police and a prolific solo artist, the 17-time Grammy winner built a timeless catalog spanning rock, jazz, and worldbeat.

Professional wrestler Steve Borden, performing as Sting in All Elite Wrestling (AEW), speaks into an AEW-branded microphone in a wrestling ring. He wears iconic black-and-white face paint, a scorpion-graphic shirt, and a black jacket. Look some of these are so on the nose but if I didn’t do it, a ton of you guys would post this pic in the comments.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Great news: The guitar I wanted, but didn’t need, but was considering even though I don’t need it, but I would have really liked it cuz it was super cool (even though I absolutely do not need it) has been sold.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Saw a really good deal on a really cool guitar that I really don’t need. 😐

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

This is why you’ve gotta check your spam folder from time to time. My ship has come in and it’s over for you hoes. Thank you Mr. Buffet and GOODBYE FOREVER

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Born on this day: Fran Drescher, the iconic American actress, writer, and former SAG-AFTRA president. Best known for creating and starring in The Nanny, her signature voice, quick comedy, and distinctive look have made her an enduring favorite.

Fran Lebowitz smiling slightly in a close-up portrait. She has dark hair styled in her signature bob and wears round tortoise-shell glasses, a crisp white button-up shirt with a collar pin, and a black jacket. Ok but imagine her as your nanny. You would have turned out way different. For instance you wouldn’t be online criticizing people’s right to make dumb jokes. Now go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Do you guys like ADVNTRE? HKNG? MNTN CLMBNG? FSHNG? ZP LNE? SWMMNG?

Black Hyundai Kona Electric with Quebec plate “ADVNTRE” drives on a gray highway under cloudy skies, surrounded by trucks and greenery. The car’s taillights glow faintly, its sleek hatchback design reflecting muted daylight.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Guys is it cool if your doctor has AirPods in? He’s probably still listening, right?

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Born on this day: Halsey, American singer‑songwriter celebrated for her genre‑blending pop and alternative sound, poetic lyricism, and bold visual storytelling. She’s known for chart‑topping albums, outspoken activism, and redefining modern artistry through vulnerability and creative independence.

Daryl Hall, American singer‑songwriter known for Hall & Oates, gazes directly at the camera with pale blue eyes and tousled blond hair. His leather jacket and softly lit pastel background evoke 1980s pop‑rock glamour and understated confidence. I could have gone in a few different directions but I think this one is fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

Born on this day: Hilary Duff, American actor‑singer who rose to fame through Lizzie McGuire, built a long career in film, TV, and pop music, later becoming a bestselling author and producer known for her upbeat style and enduring cultural impact.

Hillary Clinton speaking at the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Pretty straightforward I thought. I can’t see anyone taking issue with this at all. It’s bulletproof really.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Born on this day: Lil Wayne, American rapper, songwriter, and record executive known for his inventive wordplay, prolific output, and influence on modern hip‑hop. Rising from Cash Money Records, he shaped rap’s mixtape era and inspired countless new artists.

David Mazouz dressed as young Bruce Wayne from Gotham, standing in a sleek corporate lobby wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, and striped tie. His expression is composed and mature, evoking early billionaire poise and quiet determination. I’m gonna assume you nerds are gonna get this one and not give me too much grief?

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.

Selena Gomez poses mid‑swing on a pastel tennis court for Rare Beauty’s “Tennis” campaign, wearing a white sleeveless collared top and pleated skirt with pink trim and wristband, surrounded by branded pink walls, ball cart, and scattered yellow tennis balls. It’s ok to be mad about this but it’s not ok to tell me. It’s ok to delete your account in protest though, that’s always a great option.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.

James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Oh dude I had no idea, by all means don’t let me in

The rear of a dark grey BMW with a license plate that reads CHOSEN1.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

You know what I hope I never have? A ‘brief illness’. Also ‘complications’ I never wanna get those either

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Born on this day: Jason Alexander, American actor, comedian, and director best known for portraying George Costanza on Seinfeld. His sharp timing, neurotic charm, and Broadway roots made him a defining figure in 1990s television and stage comedy.

Jason Statham as Frank Martin in The Transporter, wearing a dark pinstripe suit and white shirt, aims a silver handgun with intense focus. His bald head and steely expression dominate the frame against a blurred brick wall, evoking controlled, cinematic tension. Admit it; the logic of this joke is flawless.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Sleep or do not sleep, there is no ‘nap’ 🧘🏾‍♂️

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Born on this day: Tommy Lasorda, the fiery longtime Dodgers manager whose larger‑than‑life personality, World Series wins, and devotion to baseball made him an enduring icon. His passionate leadership, humor, and loyalty shaped generations of players and cemented his Hall of Fame legacy.

Tommy Lee, drummer of Mötley Crüe, stands on a baseball field in gray uniform and backward cap, grinning while gripping a Louisville Slugger bat. His tattooed arms, sunglasses, and playful stance capture a celebrity softball moment under bright afternoon light. Yeah I live for these ones. Big stretch, I hear ya.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Born on this day: Stephen King is an American author and the undisputed "King of Horror." With over fifty novels and hundreds of short stories, his iconic works like Carrie and The Shining have terrified millions worldwide.

Legendary blues guitarist B.B. King sits inside his tour bus, dressed in a black tuxedo with a shimmering gold‑and‑bronze patterned jacket, glasses perched low as he concentrates on signing autographs. Warm recessed lighting and wood paneling frame the intimate backstage moment. Surely this is the right photo for this post!

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

Born on this day: Sophia Loren, the iconic Italian actress whose magnetic presence, Oscar‑winning talent, and timeless elegance made her a global symbol of cinematic glamour. Rising from postwar hardship, she built a legendary career defined by strength, beauty, and unforgettable screen charisma.

Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls, wearing a dark brocade blouse with a cameo brooch and oversized glasses, her silver curls neatly styled against a vivid pink backdrop, smiling with a mischievous, knowing expression that captures her character’s sharp wit. IYKYK. This is one of those ones where I expect people to go ‘I don’t get it’ or ‘this is tenuous at best’. Anyway, you guys know what’s up.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

Oh shit look what was in my drafts folder 🙄

Official U.S. Selective Service System induction order mailed October 20 1967 to chess grandmaster Robert Fischer of Union, New Jersey, directing him to report November 1 1967 at 7:10 a.m. in Elizabeth, NJ; signed by clerk Graham M. Schilling.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

When it’s your birthday at work but the person in charge of buying the cake gets the kind THEY like 🙄

Pope Francis stands outside St. Peter’s Basilica, smiling as he observes a luminous green glass sphere being presented by attendants in dark suits. Sunlight glints off the sculpture’s textured surface while dignitaries in blue ties look on respectfully behind him.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

@uncle_vinny Thank you for your concern. I have actually been contemplating this matter for some considerable time now. Consequently, I shall also be dedicating a portion of my weekend to a thorough review of the assigned chapters in McQuarrie. Should any individual wish to collaboratively […]

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Always fun to swing by the fediverse to get lectured 🙏🏾

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

‘hi, my son has a ducktors appointment’

Michael Jackson wearing a turquoise sweater, white shirt, and red bow tie, arm around Howard the Duck, the 1986 film’s animatronic character. Jackson’s dark sunglasses and curly hair contrast with Howard’s orange beak and white feathers in this surreal backstage photo.

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