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Patrick

@patrickwb95.bsky.social

3.2K followers 707 following 5.8K posts

'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc. If found, please return to @jacksayspurple 🏠🏢 - London Insta: patrickoo95

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 10h

Who gets a sunburn in October!?! Me that's who!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 10h

I just think if you're going to be a fancy toiletry company who makes both hand wash and hand lotion that can be purchased in a set by a restaurant for example You should be making those bottles look very different from each other I'm tired of going to wash my hands and being greeted by body milk

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 11h

And yet

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14h

You're older than me!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15h

There's an awareness month happening at the moment Just Google "locktober pensioners"

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16h

Treat me like it

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16h

🤭🤭

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 17h

You have special dispensation because you live in Stockport

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23h

Some of you really need to stop being so miserable my god

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23h

That's what DMs are for

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No clothes can 😔

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've got so many clothes on!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just don't agree that this is sexually suggestive 😒

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just a little

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Agreed!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Body kinda tea ngl

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dying at the attempt to trademark locktober but also at the idea that it's sacred and special to "the community" 😭

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you're that flat I think it's time to accept that jocks aren't for you

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You have special dispensation

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

First three rows may get wet

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And you better make good on that promise

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

While we're in jocktober I think it needs to be said that so many of you are wearing the waistband of your jock too high It should be just above your cheeks Not halfway up your lower back

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You'll never guess It's me!

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got any better ideas? 😘

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Although I will take the knees

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fagpole

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sitting

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Uuuuuuugh haven't been able to watch any of the traitors yet and I'm sad about it!!!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck yeah this means I'm not the least interesting person you know

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can't share media in them though

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Send cage pics I guess

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I dunno how big chastity has incepted me like this but locked boys are so cute 😍🙂‍↕️

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In the pool

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mock me daddy 🫦🫦

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Absolutely not

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Blockchain?! 😀

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"locktober" "Jocktober" How about "stocktober"?! Get serious about your investment portfolio with Trading 212

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In the airport and I'm sleepy

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope they hit so many touchdowns! 😍

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whore

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No homo tho

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Touch wood I've never had to experience it!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Early 2000s rom coms really made me think gallery openings were going to be a bigger part of my adult life

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🚨🚨PAUL BAKER IN A VEST SHOWING PIT🚨🚨

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good evening Christopher

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My pecs aren't twins They're like brothers Except one is on ozempic and the other had a gainer kink

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

More like mid am I right ladies?!

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But I thought Brexit meant Brexit!!

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why is it so warm????!!? 😣😩😫

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Losing me a bit with this vague AI bit