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Pat V Pagan

@patrickvpagan.bsky.social
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Audience member. Aspiring open mic comedian. Punch up obsessive.

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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ballots just went out. Lock in losers, indeed. Thank you for your service @franifio.bsky.social prospect.org/2026/10/02/o...
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Lock In, Losers. It’s Time to Vote. - The American Prospect
And you’ll have to overcome a lot to do it this year.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Has Ed Sheeran become less cool than Drake?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social If Taylor Swift ran into the Scientology building, she’d come out with Shelley Miscavige.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The explanation on the evacuation plan being called the legend is a little dramatic.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You never miss with how you write. They’re banger sentences.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Loved that moment
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Isn’t it cool that pharmaceutical companies come up with street names for their drugs? Hey, are you sildenafil? That’s right, but you can call me Viagra.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry. This essay has me very conflicted. Let us be united.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social what is happening?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social can you report on this Rachel Wolfson situation involving misogyny and starting her own stunt project?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you were kidnapped and held in a dungeon, would you appreciate a break from things at first?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How much cash are people holding in TV shows and movies? They always have enough money to pay someone off just right there in there pocket. In every situation they have enough for a gratuity that would make a tipped employee take something to their deathbed.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Carnivore diet has hit the wokes. Tryin’ to get swole?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The child of immigrants ultimate get.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you talk about her having an abuser on her campaign?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@mostmoralpod.bsky.social are you going to cover the Palestinian comedians getting deported on the next episode? It feels very Bad Hasbara coded. It feels like the Zionist regime didn’t want to allow the people they are demoralizing and obliterating to get a USO show.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@francescahongwi.bsky.social good job. It’s a technical loss to get less votes, but it’s a moral victory to make them work so hard to squeak out a razor thin narrow victory. A ground swell is behind you and you inspire a whole nation.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Watch on Netflix
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hard to beat wenis
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m sorry. That must be so frustrating, like a grad school Gordian knot.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It was pretty epic.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@emmavigeland.bsky.social Laura Ingraham keeps having new crushes, she can’t decide. Suggestion for the fun half.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Breakout star of Dropout. Like Inde Navarette in Obsession.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Congratulations @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on your righteous and well earned victory. I’ve been a fan since America Dissected.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kaylin was magic
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@daveanthony.bsky.social reading the shell casings is the cliff notes of reading the shooter’s manifesto.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You still manage to keep this topic engaging, and haunting.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You’re so right it burns.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
They were warned and yet they persisted. Your research is still outstanding, by the way.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
After you told them not to become one of your Weird Little Guys ™️
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Spurs logo looks like a Texas IUD
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You’re the best, Mrs Molly.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social did you catch all the weird little guys at the DC subway platform?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So great to see @katystoll.bsky.social on Netflix. Everyone should watch the Netflix BTBs.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New conspiracy theory: Sydney Sweeney was always @ellorysmith.bsky.social . I’m so proud of her for hijacking the patriarchy.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in that Peter Thiel group chat. You’re always on to things.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you have a drinking problem, you can just watch a movie. Everyone in movies seems to be drinking. It looks like a product placement for Casamigos.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@marissaroyla.bsky.social Feldstein-Soto sent me a text in Spanish. Bitch is BLOCKED.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social your coverage of tech regulation has become so all encompassing of my views on the issue. This podcast below did a live podcast so blithely pro age verification that it was traumatic. Could you debate them, please? youtu.be/n1B_tY_bt5Y?...
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481. The Algorithm with Aoife Dunne and Adele Zeynep Walton - part one
YouTube video by Guilty Feminist
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social great Iconograph episode. Did @jamieloftus.bsky.social give any input on this one? open.spotify.com/episode/4oNw...
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Icon #17 - Lisa Frank: Trapper Keeper Trap God
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I said once that his brain was like alphabet soup, where it’s all just a morass of ideas. But it’s actually more like a plinko game where his disjointed thoughts eventually travel to the exit.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@franifio.bsky.social is our times Hunter S Thompson, Jon Stewart and Joan Didion.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Finally somebody said it @franifio.bsky.social 😆 prospect.org/2026/04/03/a...
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Finally, an Anti-Woke War - The American Prospect
America refuses a prolonged DEI quagmire.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I made the mistake of setting up healthy meals for delivery on my day off. It is a prison from which I cannot escape.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social for your food coverage on TDZ www.delish.com/food-news/a7...
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Buffalo Wild Wings Just Unleashed An Espresso Proteini On The World—Yes, Really
The chain's latest launch feels like a dare that somehow made it to market.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The white peoples who came here by accident thought this was gonna be India. So the more Indian people who immigrate here, the more Columbus becomes right retroactively.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Next time. You have so many more opportunities. My $15 donation was well spent.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@jessicavalenti.bsky.social this feels adjacent to AED open.spotify.com/episode/6LI8...
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Birth Keepers with Sirin Kale
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Good of him to have you on.
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