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Pat V Pagan

@patrickvpagan.bsky.social
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Audience member. Aspiring open mic comedian. Punch up obsessive.

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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ballots just went out. Lock in losers, indeed. Thank you for your service @franifio.bsky.social prospect.org/2026/10/02/o...
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Lock In, Losers. It’s Time to Vote. - The American Prospect
And you’ll have to overcome a lot to do it this year.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Has Ed Sheeran become less cool than Drake?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social If Taylor Swift ran into the Scientology building, she’d come out with Shelley Miscavige.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The explanation on the evacuation plan being called the legend is a little dramatic.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Isn’t it cool that pharmaceutical companies come up with street names for their drugs? Hey, are you sildenafil? That’s right, but you can call me Viagra.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social what is happening?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social can you report on this Rachel Wolfson situation involving misogyny and starting her own stunt project?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you were kidnapped and held in a dungeon, would you appreciate a break from things at first?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How much cash are people holding in TV shows and movies? They always have enough money to pay someone off just right there in there pocket. In every situation they have enough for a gratuity that would make a tipped employee take something to their deathbed.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@mostmoralpod.bsky.social are you going to cover the Palestinian comedians getting deported on the next episode? It feels very Bad Hasbara coded. It feels like the Zionist regime didn’t want to allow the people they are demoralizing and obliterating to get a USO show.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@francescahongwi.bsky.social good job. It’s a technical loss to get less votes, but it’s a moral victory to make them work so hard to squeak out a razor thin narrow victory. A ground swell is behind you and you inspire a whole nation.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Congratulations @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on your righteous and well earned victory. I’ve been a fan since America Dissected.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@daveanthony.bsky.social reading the shell casings is the cliff notes of reading the shooter’s manifesto.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Spurs logo looks like a Texas IUD
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social did you catch all the weird little guys at the DC subway platform?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New conspiracy theory: Sydney Sweeney was always @ellorysmith.bsky.social . I’m so proud of her for hijacking the patriarchy.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in that Peter Thiel group chat. You’re always on to things.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you have a drinking problem, you can just watch a movie. Everyone in movies seems to be drinking. It looks like a product placement for Casamigos.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@marissaroyla.bsky.social Feldstein-Soto sent me a text in Spanish. Bitch is BLOCKED.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social your coverage of tech regulation has become so all encompassing of my views on the issue. This podcast below did a live podcast so blithely pro age verification that it was traumatic. Could you debate them, please? youtu.be/n1B_tY_bt5Y?...
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481. The Algorithm with Aoife Dunne and Adele Zeynep Walton - part one
YouTube video by Guilty Feminist
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social great Iconograph episode. Did @jamieloftus.bsky.social give any input on this one? open.spotify.com/episode/4oNw...
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Icon #17 - Lisa Frank: Trapper Keeper Trap God
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Finally somebody said it @franifio.bsky.social 😆 prospect.org/2026/04/03/a...
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Finally, an Anti-Woke War - The American Prospect
America refuses a prolonged DEI quagmire.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I made the mistake of setting up healthy meals for delivery on my day off. It is a prison from which I cannot escape.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social for your food coverage on TDZ www.delish.com/food-news/a7...
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Buffalo Wild Wings Just Unleashed An Espresso Proteini On The World—Yes, Really
The chain's latest launch feels like a dare that somehow made it to market.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The white peoples who came here by accident thought this was gonna be India. So the more Indian people who immigrate here, the more Columbus becomes right retroactively.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@jessicavalenti.bsky.social this feels adjacent to AED open.spotify.com/episode/6LI8...
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Birth Keepers with Sirin Kale
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social new nightmare just dropped
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Admittedly heavy rains on Presidents Day isn’t a great omen.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social recorded a subway footlong of content today. Hasan Piker, come get ya girl! youtube.com/live/Gr8LPIN...
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Free Speech Friday: Joseph Gordon-Levitt's pro-ICE censorship crusade, Epstein data harvesting +MORE
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz Livestreams
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A woman was talking about heading towards a sedentary lifestyle and I thought: this me?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
@dfdubz.bsky.social wish you could swing the Road to Gilead tour toward the states. But safety could be an issue, so no pressure.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Eventually a presidential address will end with ’hit like and subscribe’
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’m fear of an old fashioned. It’s a drink you have to be ready for, and I never am. And never will be.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social I’m only now binging the Icon series and it’s fantastic. The content, our favorite guests, you’re both so good at this. V impressed
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Try substituting Sabrina Carpenter for Syd Sween and see if anyone notices.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You are the best person in the world with your collection of attributes.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A book is just a bunch of words you could have thought of.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The Donald is the real cherry tomato
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
They always fix something that wasn’t broken in order to broke something you needed.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My local pizza place is offering a $9 make your own pizza kit. Recession indicator?
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m guessing this is going to be the bonus show on @mostmoralpod.bsky.social
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Content is one of those ironic tech words because he replaces actual contentedness with product (?)
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
What if 67 is just 69 after shrinkflation.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@katewillett.bsky.social check this out! open.substack.com/pub/taylorlo...
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The Anti-AI Grift + College Football Surveillance
+ The great Kirkification Pop the Balloon dating, AI childbirth, apocalypse capitalism, Costco singles night, Vine 2.0, Trump Clinton shippers, flipping the camera, and a Ralph Lauren x-mas
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@katewillett.bsky.social these episodes might be fun for you and your podcast squad. open.spotify.com/episode/4xQY...
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Part One: Peter Thiel and the Anti-Christ
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social my hope is that you receive the right credit for your tireless advocacy for electing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social leading to last night’s exciting and liberating victory.
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social keep paying @bishonentype.bsky.social to cover esoterica. So engaging!
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social this one is kind of an RFK Jr auroboros. ground.news/article/covi...
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Covid in pregnancy tied to autism, developmental issues, study says
Children born to mothers infected with covid-19 during pregnancy faced a higher risk of autism, along with other neurological differences such as delays in speech and motor development, according to a...
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Pat V Pagan @patrickvpagan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
What’s a cellphone game you could recommend to a police officer ?
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