Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Maine Democratic Party leadership could fuck up a wet dream. 030
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.” -- Captain G. M. Gilbert, the Army psychologist assigned to watching the defendants at the Nuremberg trials. 000
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 30/10/2025"We will sit on the edge of ruin, and talk." 030
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 24/09/2025"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." -- Sam Spade 000
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 23/09/2025A cult with several million followers is still a fucking cult. 020
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 22/09/2025"And hobbits as miserable slaves would please him far more than hobbits happy and free. There is such thing as malice and revenge." -- Tolkien 020
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I'm taking a break from all social media. It might be a few days. It might be longer. There's too much hate. Stay safe. 🤘 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 02/09/2025The little boy at the tennis match should've punched that CE0 in the nuts. 000
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025They say death always comes in threes. I guess "they" are pretty fucking dumb. 020
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I'd rather be cold than hot. If I'm too cold, I can make myself comfortable by putting on another layer of clothing. There's only so many layers I can take off before somebody calls the cops. 020
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It all should've ended when he mocked Serge Kovaleski. 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Whoever did this is a bootlicking scumbag. 020
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law. 136910265421943
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Stop inviting ICE agents to your barbecues, holidays, kids parties, etc. Stop coddling Nazis. They just "took orders," too. 830661
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Guy came up to me after a signing last week and leans in and says, "Little joke for you. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?" I shrugged. "Thrown out of the petting zoo." I thanked him. 1429016
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley Gerald So @sogerald.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I'd like to keep the site going as long as I can. That's only as long as ppl submit poems. If the comeback is short-lived, so be it. At least some spoke out when they had the chance. I welcome your help spreading the word. poemsoncrime.blogspot.com/p/guidelines...poemsoncrime.blogspot.comGuidelinesby Gerald So Each Monday from September 12, 2011 to Septenber 4, 2023, I posted the Five-Two Poem of the Week, an original poem in text an... 002
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Can't believe it took me this long to notice, but Laurel Libby has crazy eyes. 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Tyson heard me ordering Chinese food, and now he's all wound up because he thinks we're going to hop in the car to get it. He doesn't understand delivery. 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Every day, we're seeing further proof that men with inherited fortunes are some of the dumbest and most useless people who’ve ever lived. 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My main accomplishment this week was coining the phrase, "eschatological clusterfuck." 030
Reposted by Patrick Shawn Bagley Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Interesting that if you shop at Whole Foods, a lot of money is spent making it feel like a place that respects workers and embraces progressive values, but it is not. Costco just feels like a warehouse but they treat their workers pretty well and has rejected anti-DEI BS 554205503690
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 29/04/20254D chess? He couldn't win at Go Fish without cheating. Jesus Hussein Christ! 000
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025By central Maine standards, I make a fairly decent living. Even so, I'm always about two missed paychecks away from living in my car. 000
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Sniffin' the perimeter. Very important job! 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My IT guy. His rates are pretty reasonable. 030
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 03/04/2025"There's room at the top they are telling you still, But first you must learn how to smile as you kill If you want to be like the folks on the hill." 010
Patrick Shawn Bagley @patrickshawnbagley.bsky.social · 31/03/2025He got out of bed, went outside to pinch a loaf, came back in and ate breakfast. Phew! Now it's time for a nap on the couch. 130
