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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025if I were outside this might be frozen… …would it be frozen? hey google what is the freezing point of precum anyway merry #fcf 841327
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024still in my pajamas but excited for #fcf 240021
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