patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 27/04/2025never actually wore a hotel robe before 1485244
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 13/03/2025sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now 4720
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 09/03/2025so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long” 3601
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025oh look a hotel mirror for hump day 1183426
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering 973031
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025amazing what a bit of sunlight can do 1475249
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work 241931147
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy” fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again 0760
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you” 2791
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025if I were outside this might be frozen… …would it be frozen? hey google what is the freezing point of precum anyway merry #fcf 841427
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube 6750
Reposted by patrick platypuspatrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot 28129997
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025sure it’s #fcf but it’s also the beginning of Dry January 16135374
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024yes, yes, yes, one but okay, not… really?, no, yeah sure, not here, *gasp* what?!, okay!, very, ehh not really, wtf??, yes! and labeled!, id., id., aww, ish?, yes, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN the world may never know, lol no, id. 130
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024so, this is bothering me: the video quality sucks? why does it look like I’ve got Vaseline on my phone camera anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content? 61195
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024🎵 all I wanna do is pound someone’s son / I got a feeling I’m not the only one 🎵 0230
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024back to the email factory when all I want to do is pound out someone’s son 0230
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024lol holy shit new platypus fact learned!! 3230
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024this beast needs proper recognition! just look at it 🥵 1513
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024[post on main gets 30 likes] alright a banger [dick pic here gets fewer than 500 likes] Shall this be the End of Patrick Platypus? 4340
Reposted by patrick platypusclaypot @twitteremigre.bsky.social · 27/12/2024it's 🫨 perfectly 🫨 fine 🫨 021
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024still in my pajamas but excited for #fcf 340121
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024the [hole pic] you [request] in jest, [gets sent] in earnest 0320
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas from your friends at Monotreme Enterprises, LLC 141486109
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024fat cock Friday pointed at you like a gun 1162636
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024look I love you people but I can’t take gooning seriously 4440
Reposted by patrick platypusHordon Bunshaft @wombatzia.bsky.social · 14/12/2024My greasy dong asks you to label your horny posts here, loves. Click the little shield and add one. It's easy; I even do it one handed! 31888
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024what’s up friends it is Friday so here’s that fat cock for the day #fcf don’t forget to apply labels to your fun sexxxy posts 974241
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024frankly disappointed purported nudes of the CEO assassin had to come through the groupchat before seeing them on here 2260
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024it is I, Patrick Platypus, here once again on #fcf 1876341
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024filed under: we love fat cocks that shoot 2865
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024yooo Deutschland what’s good in Berlin this week? 160
Reposted by patrick platypusJack @jackstrokespdx.bsky.social · 22/11/2024here’s that edged load as promised 😇💦 thanks for getting me to 1k so quickly! 🫶🏼 22692102
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024remembering the time I went up to a guy with a huge dick at Steamworks in Chicago, started playing with it, he said “what do you wanna do with it?” and said I don’t know what I can do with it, and he said “then what are you doing here” and I just kinda shrugged 2430
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024a sunny disposition on this fat cock Friday #fcf 334311
Reposted by patrick platypusAltJoshhhh @thealtjoshhhh.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Big load energy 1594213685
patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot 28129997
Reposted by patrick platypusBunker @bunkmatexxx.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I want Bluesky to see this one 💦 432281323
