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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 19h

People who get things confidently wrong are forever to be known as Schmittheads. Don't be a Schmitthead.

Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 28/09/2026

Next, the train should be free if it's more than 10 minutes late.

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 28/09/2026

Average national gas prices: January 2025: $3.20 September 2026: $4.49 It sure seems that $4.49 is higher than $3.20. Then again, this guy's math allows for prices to fall by 800%.

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 27/09/2026

How does someone get divorced and married within 9 months of the same calendar year?

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 27/09/2026

Which Russian oligarchs paid for this one?

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 26/09/2026

Texas Cattle Ranchers: we are pro America and support the laws. We also hired people who were not Americans and were not in the country legally, which means we were breaking the law, and we could be arrested for that. But we won’t.

If I’m on a job interview panel and someone brings an iced coffee I’ll never know it. We all work remote and interviews are over Zoom.

Are there legit candidates who can't meet the signature threshold? I feel like if you're going to need hundreds or thousands of people to vote for you, you can find a small fraction of that to sign for you.

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I never understand candidates who have signature problems. It's ridiculously easy if you're a serious candidate. Mayor of Providence requires 500 signatures. Host a few signature parties around the city. Easy stuff.

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An ol' Allan's about to learn that more people want a Democratic Socialist mayor than a fascism-supporting mayor. Is there an office in RI that Waters hasn't run for yet?

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They'll need to campaign on the huge deficit created by the Republicans and how they're going to fix it. Explain to people that you can't keep running in the red and never pay the bill.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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I was told by a guy on Truth Social who wears orange makeup that leaking to the press was treason and people should be prosecuted for it.

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If you're a software developer and you put "Something went wrong" in your catch error code...there is a special place in hell for you.

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Libertarians: We believe in our own personal responsibility and leaving people alone. You leave me alone, I leave you alone. NH Libertarians: Screw that, murder people!

The government controlling the means of production. Hmm...I feel like we have a word for that.

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 23/09/2026

He can go sit in the corner with MTG.

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John Oliver did it, I'm sure there are others for Trump.

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Patrick Laverty @patricklaverty.com · 23/09/2026

Maybe he has to charge that much rent because of the Mayor's property tax increases...oh, wait...

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The US is also responsible for the murder of civilians in the US.

My theory: Trump set it all up. He found a guy to set up the PAC and bribe her. Then Trump sent the FBI to investigate. When they found it, he stepped in and stopped it and told her about it. Zero risk to him, he created all the leverage.

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Heck, Trump probably organized it, told the FBI and then told Collins he had her dead to rights. If it all fell apart, he'd simply pardon the PAC creator.

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Oh she should be very concerned now. She's soon to be unemployed.

If this doesn't put an end to Susan Collins re-election hopes, then nothing will.

Or just send them all to the gallows.

The Senate won’t even impeach him, I doubt they’re handing him over to the ICC.

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The US is not a member, so no.

Oligarchs get away with everything.

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I get the reason that traffic lights have a 1-2 second pause where all directions are red before the opposite direction turns green. But drivers seem now depend on that and take that extra time to run the red light. Drivers are still going through even as the other direction turns green.

But when the US people vote for Trump and the Electoral College makes him the President, his actions represent the United States. Whether we like it or not (a huge not), this is the United States doing this.

Day 1 of a Democratic President: Venezuela: We have filed war crime charges against Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth. Will you send them to us? Democratic President: Sure, here you go. Anyone else you'd like?

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Well there's two undeclared, illegal wars he waged.

Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 22/09/2026

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He attacks the freedom of the press, kicks media outlets of the White House, and now he's launching state-run propaganda TV. This is what dictators do and NONE of this is normal.

An article by The Hill titled: White House launches Trump TV following press bans

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It's officially hoodie season, aka, the best season.

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Is this like testing which end of the swimming pool to add the chlorine?

What item? Or, your husband should learn what DSA is.

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Why is that a problem? If they say: No - Every local MAGA turns on them. Yes - The Democrat can run with that, putting every Trump policy on the GOP opponent. Which way is beneficial for them to lie?

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“Hoping to bring some positivity” Keep up the good work. 👍

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Every person running for office with an R next to their name needs to be asked, on camera, if they support Donald Trump and all members of his administration. Yes or no?

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