Sign in

Department of Exasperation

@patrickcentral.bsky.social
166 followers 319 following 1.3K posts

UX Designer, voiceover guy, freelance imagineer, technology user I have opinions on matters of varying importance

PostsRepliesMedia
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 15h
I still have this sneaking suspicion that this fuck-up was the part of the Ocean’s 11 October Surprise where the plan malfunctions on purpose to throw the mark off guard But that seems so unlikely and is probably just competen past ratfuckery rustling my jimmies
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is Ugly Bags of Mostly Shareholder Value anything
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Cyberdyne Systems venture in partnership with HAL Laboratories
100
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you! I’m looking at these going, maybe if Dukat and Pat Sajak were in a transporter accident
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like a broth spoiler if I’ve ever seen one
1112
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like to tell people curiosity and persistence are the only natural talents I have, and persistence was still a bear to harness. Everything else is bashing my head on things til they become a skill. Your art is truly astounding to me for someone with such a relatable set of brain tools
000
Reposted by Department of Exasperation
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
631178384
Reposted by Department of Exasperation
📐 Maria Picassó Piquer @mariapicasso.com · 29/09/2026
⚫️ Miguel de Cervantes
caricatura de Miguel de Cervantes
27622
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
David, if I may, how bout Bland Monopoly Studios It’s great because you can refer to anything you shit out as BMS
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The inspiration for ole Gil on the simpsons?
000
Reposted by Department of Exasperation
Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
5239111
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A whole new generation now has context for this reference
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This movie ends up being much more about a renegade HAL9000-esque security system, an old guy who's whining about not being in charge anymore, and a painfully awkward love triangle than it is about the hurricane or the nuclear facility. I think this may be for the better?
051
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is some 70s seed packet artwork ass autumn up in this bitch
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Nice catch! Those routes converge on the same physical space, and you’re right to call it out. That’s on me.”
120
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An analogy I've been using in a work SDD environment is a video editing project and a render. People getting over the hump of the code being a render you view, see a mistake in, modify the project, re-render...and then throw away the original render, has been the friction point.
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like Tim Robbins playing Tommy Lee Jones in a movie about prohibition era supply chain
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She'll always be Irma to me
a screen grab from the 1987 teenage mutant ninja turtles show with Irma holding 2 ice cream cones and looking befuddled
081
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are they even collecting all my data if they can’t figure this shit out
010
Reposted by Department of Exasperation
Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The top pic is cleaner than literally any space I have ever inhabited for more than 10 minutes
1318323
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So interesting to me how many licensed products in the early days remind me of like broadway flyers with their typeface choices
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you want the position of god then accept the responsibility youtu.be/2WjY8rbuSeU?...
youtu.be
You Lot
YouTube video by Orbital - Topic
001
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't know why mcbragg makes me think of this board game we had
110
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hey what are all these microphones doing on the tarmac? they weren't here before
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perhaps split the difference in that that it requires insurance and bond like a plumber or electrician, so you can be protected from rank amateur practitioners
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Keeps leaving me with empty files
001
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@minamarkh.am bsky.app/profile/mari...
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What is squirrel blood?
100
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fact that one of these has TNG’s Code of Honor on the tv makes it a next level time capsule
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shakespeare, but make it Ferengi Much ado about Latinum The Taming of the Union
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trek hot takes: JG Hertzler should have a shelf of Emmy’s for Martok
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having never used it I didn’t think the community notes on Threads could be so 3rd grade in their composition and reasoning, but it so absolutely tracks for how Facebook would implement that feature
020
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid? always like this
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There are dozens of us
020
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Old person here - there was a significant portion of the country that wanted to do exactly this in the 1980s
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah, you can triumph over a bully and still have internalized the mockery over your appearance in a self destructive way
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It pains me that Insurrection was panned by the same people who think WoK was the best trek when it actually just tried to be a good 2 part episode with a point to make
140
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I genuinely think the “Star Trek is for nerds” thing had so much time to germinate and become law in the culture that it created a “we have to blow stuff up and out-action Rambo” as a sad overcompensation, and then with the success of WoK it got internalized as correct.
260
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know the feel
A 3d printed face place system for a 2-gang light switch box A 3d printed face place system for a 2-gang light switch box A 10 Forward sticker placed on the faceplate system and installed in the wall to make a Star Trek style label for everyday light switches
020
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I now know her as Sally Sasser on Sports Night, and rewatching this episode recently really made me double take
110
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I cannot overstate how unsettling the stutter edited robot saying “Robots never lie” is, and yet still how this movie is so much less than the sum of its parts
051
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Zayre was go bots at 70% off clearance prices and nothing else I cared about as much as that
110
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I assumed this was some Hardee’s Carls Jr regional differences and I was just translating
110
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A recently-fired software engineer tries to gather file property modification data from his previous employer
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Since Dan probably stole my top one A young woman goes on a weekend vacation and forgets to inform her older significant other
000
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Works for some good, shall we say, family men
1260
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
010
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
was really hoping for a judy blume tie-in
100
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
an 80s Zayre storefront
110
Department of Exasperation @patrickcentral.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Huge and different role in Blade Runner too
010