pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026oppenheimer when the bomb was louder than he expected: i am become deaf 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is Elmo's World. We are just living in it. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026officer i swear she said she was 10,000 years old 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Apparently "sorry I wore my Cucumber Joe shirt to your mum's funeral. I didn't think it was that important" doesn't sound like a sincere apology 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" requires you to have prior knowledge of "Santa Claus" so no, I don't think it's a good song 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Mountain Goats - Ram Ranch (Grant Macdonald cover) 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sorry I saw your friend request but I already have 3 friends 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026And if you're stuck thinking about all the embarrassing things you've done, don't worry. Other people are also thinking about specifically the embarrassing things you've done. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026depending on the way they tested, it could have taken up to 8 days to find out if they were positive. they could be hiding out anywhere by now. 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this isn't how a venn diagram works. whats the overlap between "no one can afford graphics cards" and "running out of IP to remake over and over"? 100
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026haha really funny political cartoon! i love my feed! it makes me L.O.L.! 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I don't know what you're making sure but it's fucking awesome 080
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I got one with a modded screen and it's nice to have a bright screen but the colours are all wrong. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026every love song in the last 100 years: "I love women! I love Women! I'm not gay! I love women" 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Chugging some water and feeling your hp replenish 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026jerking it to gay porn not because I'm gay, but because I'm an ally. Happy pride. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026hey that thing you just ordered from that website you haven't order from before? heres your only reminder to unsubscribe from those marketing emails before you have 30 of them and can't be bothered 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026sorry for staring, it's just that, I thought you were the most beautiful person I've ever seen. On closer inspection, you're a very standard looking person. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The day I got Oracle of Seasons is a core memory for me. I don't know the layout of the shopping centre I bought it from, but I remember the exit I was at while reading the manual. I convinced my brother to put his money together with mine to buy it, and then hogged the game for several months. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"you're eating bananas wrong, monkeys show us how to eat them properly" I am much smarter than any monkey. Can a monkey convert a pdf to a word document? Neither can I. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026this is one of those movies i loved as a kid and found out as an adult people thought it was stinky. never grow up. 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Could not believe a modern Nintendo game just let's you do whatever you want with no filter. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I had the same problem with my old mouse. Didn't work properly unless it was within a foot of the receiver. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026why do librarians want to abolish the age of consent? 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I thought about how fucking funny it would be to make youtube videos where you green screen in your room, and behind the green screen is the same room. 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Mario has a job, what does sonic do on weekdays? 100
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I do all my soldering at my computer desk WAY too close to my expensive mouse, keyboard and microphone. 001
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Guitar effect pedal but with no effect. Of course the printer fucked up the lettering on the final print but at least it still says pow R. 100
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026if you're a fucking moron, this is a good story for you to read 000
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pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 02/03/2026they really crumbled into a dust that was hard to get out of your mouth once you got into them 020
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026i used to chew these to free the pokemon from their eternal prison. 1170
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026tbh i thought it was older, it feels like it was a lifetime ago. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 22/02/2026we really got shafted with the sound chip in the NES 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Thanks for keeping me up to date with all the americ an football news 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Pro tip: if you buy celery sticks with peanut butter, no-one will suspect you are gonna put your dick in the peanut butter 000
