pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026oppenheimer when the bomb was louder than he expected: i am become deaf 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is Elmo's World. We are just living in it. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026officer i swear she said she was 10,000 years old 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Apparently "sorry I wore my Cucumber Joe shirt to your mum's funeral. I didn't think it was that important" doesn't sound like a sincere apology 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" requires you to have prior knowledge of "Santa Claus" so no, I don't think it's a good song 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Mountain Goats - Ram Ranch (Grant Macdonald cover) 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sorry I saw your friend request but I already have 3 friends 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026haha really funny political cartoon! i love my feed! it makes me L.O.L.! 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026every love song in the last 100 years: "I love women! I love Women! I'm not gay! I love women" 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Chugging some water and feeling your hp replenish 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026jerking it to gay porn not because I'm gay, but because I'm an ally. Happy pride. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026hey that thing you just ordered from that website you haven't order from before? heres your only reminder to unsubscribe from those marketing emails before you have 30 of them and can't be bothered 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026sorry for staring, it's just that, I thought you were the most beautiful person I've ever seen. On closer inspection, you're a very standard looking person. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"you're eating bananas wrong, monkeys show us how to eat them properly" I am much smarter than any monkey. Can a monkey convert a pdf to a word document? Neither can I. 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026why do librarians want to abolish the age of consent? 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Guitar effect pedal but with no effect. Of course the printer fucked up the lettering on the final print but at least it still says pow R. 100
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pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Pro tip: if you buy celery sticks with peanut butter, no-one will suspect you are gonna put your dick in the peanut butter 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 30/12/2025i guess you could say i haven't showered since last year 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 14/12/2025fuck there is nothing quite like blocking AI "artists" when they follow you. trash sorting itself out. 010
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus... then mommy and daddy had a big fight and now Santa lives with us instead and drops me off at school 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025bit by a spider now I have the superhuman ability to shoot ropes 000
pj biltong @patrickbolter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024no one better post some cool shit that makes me follow them 141
