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Patrick Alan Coleman

@patrickacoleman.bsky.social
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Patrick Alan Coleman is on some bullshit at trashculture.substack.com and marriedmystery.substack.com Editor of a couple of horticulture industry B2B pubs and was once a parenting “expert” at Fatherly.com. He/Him/Wunderkammer

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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My almost finished Athame. It feels wildly powerful. Final step is etching sigils and charging under the full moon. I am so thankful to have had this opportunity today. #witchsjy
An athame, double bladed made from a single piece of steel with a twisted handle.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
How it started vs. how it’s going.
A railroad spikeA railroad spike drawn out with a twist at the head end.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Making my athame today. Fire, air, earth and eventually a quench. Putting myself inti this thing. Every strike an intention. #witchsky
An old man, me, wearing a bandana and wielding a hammer on a hot orange piece of steel on an anvil.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Today my deck gave me The World. I love it when this stuff happens: The end of the fool’s journey on the last day of the year, and a promise of completion and fulfillment of endeavors to come IF you are willing to give back to the world. #tarotsky #witchsky
The World from The Ethereal Visions tarot deck. A woman with waving hair in art nouveau style raises her arms in a circle. Below her are images of a hawk, a lion, a bull and a person. The card has foil details.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’ve been working on my wand for a long time. Solstice feels like a good time to finish it. I found this root on a hike. It feels like it was made for my hand. Wands of #witchsky
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I love them so much.
My stripped standard issue cat sniffing the inside ear of my german Shepard colored dog.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is an oooold tattoo (I got in my 20s) inspired by Beardsley borders. I need to get it refreshed. Three bands interrupted by three symbols on the inner arm. A diamond for the mind, a flame for the heart and a lotus flower for the sex because they have both male and female parts.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I started my card-a-day tarot study. Considering the practice is meant to learn and meditate on tho cards pulled I did not pull my card with any intentions or questions. But the deck answered nevertheless. It was a 5 of wands day, ya’ll. Conflict, annoyances, battles, frustrations. Ugh. #tarotsky
The five of wands card from the Ethereal Visions Tarot deck features five young men is a seeming conflict. They are uncoordinated and at cross purposes as the flail around with their “wands” represented in this image as staves.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Today is my birthday! I’m 50 (Kick! Stretch!). I bought myself this gorgeous tarot deck. It’s been many years since I’ve had one. So I need a reminder: What are you doing to bless or charge or bond with your new deck? Hit me #witchsky #tarotsky
The box of the Ethereal Visions Illuminated Tarot deck featuring the image of a woman with high collar and the moon at her bosom, rendered in swirly art nouveau style in tones of blue, gold and cream.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I SWEAR this is NOT what it looks like!!!
My striped, standard issue cat sitting inside an aluminum roasting pan on my brown dining room table.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I too want to lay my body on the radiator and scream about the cold. I see you Peter. I do.
A standard issue cat leans up against a white baseboard radiator with his mouth open like he’s yelling.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
An amazing Friday to all who celebrate. This cray-z boi just deadlifted above his bodyweight for the first time ever. Woohoo! #flexfriday #gymlife
Gym selfie! I’m giving the peace sign and behind me is a weight bar loaded with 240lbs.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Moody woods. An excellent addition to your prescribed antidepressant. Take liberally as needed.
A black and white selfie of me in a coat and black beanie. I wear glasses and a beard and I’m standing in between rows of pines that create a tunnel.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My hiking companion, Scout. He’s a very good boy.
My dog scout sitting in front of the roots of an old fallen tree. He is looking ahead and has tan coloring on his underside, a black back and a one ear that flops.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is the second largest tulip tree in Ohio. But it is the largest one I know personally. I sit with it awhile any time I pass. It’s a good old tree and a fine friend to sit with.
I picture that looks up the trunk of the second largest tulip tree in ohio. It is grayish brown with furrowed bark. I am in the lower left. I an also grayish in my beard and wearing a blue coat and black beanie.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’ve picnicked there! Stunning place to go to hell.
A picnic in front of the Longaberger basket building which is shaped like a woven basket with large handles on the top.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My first piece. I need A LOT more practice obviously. 😂 But I was proud because my youngest son immediately asked if he could have it.
First try at embroider which has lettering that says “The Wild” a fly and a floral motif.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh shit! You all gonna Roll Out for Ludacrisp season!? Best when paired with Blueberry Yum Yum. #applesky #whatscooking (Now with alt text.)
A sign in the grocery store for Ludacrisp Apples at $2.49 per pound. Two apples pictured also.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
He has plenty of places specifically made for him to chill. But he prefers to antagonize the dog by occupying his crate. Sometimes cats are assholes.
My standard issue cat skulking in the giant dog bed in the dog crate.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Good morning! Fuck the fascists! We’re only here to post the best bleps.
My standard issue cat Petter Parker with the tip of his tongue sticking out in classic blep tradition.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Peter Parker adding his own intentions to the lavender bundles I will offer Hecate tonight. #witchsky
A standard issue cat on a table gently pawing a bundle of lavender tied with purple embroidery thread.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Good morning from the woods blueskies!
My dog scout on the trail lookinb at the camera. He has black and tan coloring. A selfie of me among the roots of a fallen tree. I have glasses and a gray beard and a beanie.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m so proud of myself! Deadlift pr today: 235lb x 7! I know it’s not a ton of weight. But it’s progress! (And I don’t think my form is too awfu 😬) #fitnessgoals #gymlife 💪
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yes.
Al Pacino in the movie Cruising being felt up by a shirtless man rendered in pixel art
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The correct (and silliest) way to hold a pear while eating it. AKA “Ice cream” style. [per my previous skeet]
My hand holding a golden pear upside down with the narrow top in the palm and the bottom pointed upward.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Good morning.
A grumpy green goblin with pointy ears peeks out from behind a striped curtain. It is the Cheddar Goblin from the horror movie Mandy.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Good morning, Blueskies. Here’s a picture of a fuck-horse. Happy Friday.
This is an image of Indian origin that features a naked woman riding on a horse made iut of an orgy.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Hi, I'd like two ✌️Corn dogs✌️ and one ✌️hot✌️ dog, but I think I'll pass on the ✌️chili✌️
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Logging on
man sticking his hand in the mouth of a mugwump from the film Naked Lunch. A mugwump is a weird alien creature that looks pitiful and strange.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
My favorite part of the Bible is where Christ is all: "If some gay wants you to make a website for them tell them to go fuck themselves."
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Grooming time, I guess.
My striped cat grooming the back of my head.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
ACAB including the Tokyo Gore Police in particular
Screen shot of Tokyo Gore Police features a Japanese woman in a eye patch and leather holding an enormous weapon next to a strange police car.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Me showing Whats Mid my skeets.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Gonna tell my kids this is the Wagner Group
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
General Kenobi
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
This is the leader of the Wagner group. Dang.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I Googled “Wagner Group” and, you guys? Putin is fucked.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Hey ... hey ... hhheeeeeyyyyyyy What's for dinner?
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Blood Diner (1987) Director Jackie Kong's magnum opus. It's supposed to be a riff on Herschel Gordon Lewis's Blood Feast, but the source material is quickly abandoned for an insanely bonkers plot.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
This is now a Red Sovine stan account only
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
The real owners of OceanGate
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Me IRL
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Picked up a “secret” Rufus Wainwright album at his concert last night and, hot damn … He’s a bit self indulgent but his music is fucking incredible.
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
Me taking notes after every skeet to improve my skeeting performance
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
this is where I'm skeeting from
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
"You wanna play Call of Duty while we asphyxiate?"
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Navigation was coordinated between the surface ship and the sub via text message. 😑
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Patrick Alan Coleman @patrickacoleman.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
They designed the sub so you could steer it with an after-market PS1 controller. So, this thing was designed to kill people, basically.
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