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Dog lover Middle aged white guy NBA fan Try to make the world a little better

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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Soccer needs a shot clock. It can be like 2 or 3 minutes long, but watching them kill time sure reminds me of 4 corners college basketball offense, and that sucked ass
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@netw3rk.bsky.social apartment castles en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Gim...
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San Gimignano - Wikipedia
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
knicks really flopping their way back into this game. it’s like embiid is still playing
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The results will not surprise you! sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/...
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Flop or not: Does Shai Gilgeous-Alexander really fall more than his peers?
As we head into Game 3 of the Western Conference finals, the Thunder star's perceived flopping is undoubtedly a talking point.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We might as well shut down the league if Wemby also gets to goal tend, travel, set illegal screens, foul, etc with every benefit of the doubt. He was born with the most ridiculous advantage, he doesn’t need more
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Will be monitoring the Venn diagram of Spurs fans and off arm haters, because man, this team looks like they practice it in drills
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wemby two hand shoves on every screen he sets
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i’ll be curious to monitor the Venn diagram of Stef Castle fans and off arm haters. he’s on a vertical trajectory
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
B52s voice: Scott Foster!
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
knicks fans sowing - ha ha celtics, so stupid fouling embiid knicks fans reaping - this sucks
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Reggie + Jamal is somehow even more inane than Reggie by himself
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
joel embiid could be knocked over by a gentle breeze
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oubre just a shameless flopper. it’s like 60% of his game
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Jokic needs to see some flopping fines
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hawks GM is in disguise
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Caruso is a narc
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bing bong? More like ding dong
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
they have mentioned Rick Brunson way too much in this game for a tampering nepo hire
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The difference between how okc is ref’d on d vs o is crazy
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Jamal Murray getting a pretty soft whistle in that half
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Orlando playing super physical but then falling down on every screen is gross
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Why does this feel like a game from November?
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This game may be the strongest Wemby mvp case, or possibly Kornet’s
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Has anyone ever seen Goga Bitadze and Nandor in the same place?
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
is Shai’s argument that he usually pushes off much more?
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The only thing better than Duke losing in the most humiliating way would both of these teams being involved in a betting scandal that eliminated their programs for a decade
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If a defensive player jumps straight up and the offensive player jumps into him that should not be a foul. @nba.com
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Max Strus has returned as Ricky Rubio
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
team flopping is a cultural thing. okc is elite. flopping up and down the roster
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Anyone who derives meaningful insight from these early afternoon games probably has an axe to grind. Your team won? Congrats. This game started before many of these players would be awake if they had a choice
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
brunson is so tedious
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Like Athens vs Sparta
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You can’t call every foul for the win
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wemby has some terrible shot selection
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Okc’s soft schedule ends and they lose? 🧐
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
SGAs first instinct is to exaggerate contact, whip his head back and fall down like a fainting lady in a silent movie
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
OKC has become a very whiny bunch
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Tired: they can’t call every foul Wired: but what if they did
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Caruso swiped down and hit Edwards in the face. If someone did that to Shai they get banned from the league
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m convinced Miami drills flopping. There’s just too much consistency year after year.
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Eat shit Magic
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Wishes he’d had Maxey in for the full 48. Yolo
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Fake head snaps should be assessed fines after the fact
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Dort flop tax is very high
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It's really ironic that our government is entirely populated by Prince Humperdinks who think they are the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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a close up of a man wearing a red vest and a yellow collar .
Alt: Prince Humperdink from Princess Bride dealing poorly with the truth from the princess
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Furthest North - Reykholt Iceland East - Napier NZ West - Kona HI South - Mossburn NZ
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
dort claims he was going straight up… what a jackass
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Murderers @patmamonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
you can’t beat this okc team without maximum ball handling
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