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Patchwork Pirate Bear

@patchworkbear.bsky.social
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OFMD fan, makes art & memes. 🍊🧜🏻‍♂️🏴‍☠️🐙🏳️‍🌈🦄 Agender. Mid 30s. Loves puns.

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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Another drawing with my feet! #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a bonsai tree in a fancy turquoise pot.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My latest toe-drawing picture! #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a frog admiring a bonsai tree.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Another drawing done with my feets! #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of some yellow flowers on a twisty green stem.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Latest foot drawing is two silly little froggies & their pals 💕 #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of frogs & insects on and around flowers & mushrooms.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Forgot to post this nice happy little frog a couple of days ago. But that's ok, they're very relaxed about everything! Drawn with my (non webbed) feet 🐸 #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a very chill frog sitting on the stem of a flowering water plant.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Here's a chompy stompy dinosaur for days 5 & 6 of inkTOEber! (spanning 2 days because it took ages 😆) Drawn with my feet. Trying some colour mixing this time. #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a stegosaurus, eating leaves from a weird lumpy prehistoric tree.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Some colourful tea & cake for day 4 of inkTOEber. Drawn with my feet! #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a cup of tea and a slice of cake with a cherry on top. The icing is pink, the crockery is purple, and the tablecloth is chequered blue & white & grey.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Day 3 of inkTOEber, where I do drawings with my feet! I always love floral patterns on a contrasting dark background, but also liked this one before - so compromised and made a weird random shape 😆 #inkTOEber #inktober
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of blue flowers. The background is half white and half coloured in with black pen.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Day 2 of inkTOEber, where I do drawings with my feet. So far both these birbs look kinda grompy 😅 #inktober #inkTOEber
A scribbly drawing of an exotic bird, in felt tip pen.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I drew this with my feet! #inktober #inkTOEber (I'm not following the prompts, just messing around freestyle 😆)
A scribbly felt tip pen drawing of a squawking flapping bird.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Did you make the fun foldey-paper things when you were at school? Here's a storytelling game using these shapes! Links are below in the comments, to download the templates for free. Suitable for kids, or for silly adults like me 😆 #games #kids #kidsgames #origami #storytelling #stories
A set of 4 folded origami fortune teller shapes.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I love my timeline! @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social
Directly beside this post, is another one about seeing a vehicle and thinking of Ed. This one is a black pickup truck, with pink calligraphy style stickers which say baby girl.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The sleeves of the Battle Jacket are DONE!! WOOOOOO 🎉 They look the same as before from the outside - but the pattern now stays firmly in place, rather than just being loosely attached. Here's a photo of the inside, from when I had just done part of the reinforcement. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Close-up photo of yellow fabric. It is covered in wiggly lines of stitching, because it is the reverse of where I have made patterns with appliqué of macrame cord. The upper half of the image shows what the inside of the robe looks like with the patterns just attached with the initial one line of stitches. The lower half shows what it looks like when I have also stitched along both edges of the macrame cord on the other side. It makes a nice pattern, with lots of little diagonal lines of thread following the sides of the curves.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is how I imagine the figurines will look when they turn up washed ashore a couple of years later! (combination of photo editing & digital drawing) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The ceramic bride & groom wedding cake toppers from season 2, with the bride painted to look like Ed. I've edited the photo of this prop to subdue the colours and add shading texture. Then I drew barnacles covering some areas on each figure.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This handbag!!
Screenshot from eBay. A cross-body handbag, in the shape of a plushie fluffy white dog.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Content warning - food & body image (but in a happy joking way!) I'm wearing high-waisted stripy blue shorts, and have just eaten a lovely big dinner. Glanced down and thought ooooooh omg it's Obelix - I'd like to read those books again! 😆❤️
A drawing of the comic book character Obelix.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Modern-AU Ed, in his post-breakup Kraken Era, finds these in a secondhand shop and paints then to look like him & Stede. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Erica Vee's photo of some terrifying cartoon-style figurines of a bride & groom. I have drawn over the photo to make it look a bit like the ones Ed painted in the show.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I had to! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Frenchie's iconic cat flag, but drawn with a human-like face so that it resembles a weird medieval illustration.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What's happening in towels?!
A screenshot saying that this is replying to a deleted post.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Even before finding that Rhys is going to be in Star Trek, several of us were thinking that Stede should meet Garak (the very unsuspicious tailor in Deep Space Nine). And the elaborate costumes that Garak wears would suit Stede so well! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Head and shoulders photo of the character Garak in Star Trek. He is wearing an orange and purple jacket.A photo of the same orange and purple outfit, full length from the back, on a mannequin.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Reinforcing these patterns is using a LOT of thread... Finished another small spool yesterday, and only had 1 more left 🥺 But today @patchworkpbpartner.bsky.social got two more big spools - totalling half a kilometer! That should hopefully be enough 😆💛✨
Spools of yellow thread, lying on the yellow robe.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A meme in the format of "how it started" & "how it's going". The first one is a detail of embroidery showing Ed leaning on a tree and claiming to be feeling very relaxed right now. The second one is another detail of embroidery - this time Ed is dramatically kicking the snake into the air, after it falls on him.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
WOOOOOOO 🥳🎉✨ the pattern is FINISHED!! Well... kinda 😅 The ends are woven in, and now I'm going to sew along all the lines again (twice more) - to reinforce them, and keep the edges set exactly in place. It's going to be a bit epic 🤦 but also very mindless & relaxing 🥰 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Images of the patterned yellow robe hanging up on a door, showing the front & the back.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Look at this timeline 😆💕
The same picture of Rhys in Star Trek, posted by 3 different people.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Today the battle jacket did an April Fool prank at me, by suddenly pretending to be an Ood! (Ood pictured here for anyone not familiar with these Doctor Who people)
Detail of some macrame cord pattern in progress, next to a picture of an alien from Doctor Who. The alien has long tentacles around their mouth. The unwoven ends of the macrame cord resemble these, and 2 bits of wiggly swirly pattern look like the eyes.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Weaving in the ends is going well - only 9 left to do (tho 8 of those involve difficult sewing decisions first 😆) These long ends are much MUCH easier to work back in, compared to the tiny fiddly annoying ends which I did at first 🤦 Also, much better to divide into 7 strands rather than just 4.
The edge of the yellow robe, showing detail of the pattern. The long end of a line of cord has been unravelled, ready for weaving in.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Very proud of my Cubist MerStede, made to match the style of Mary's lighthouse painting! 🎨🖌️ I keep meaning to put them together, but not getting around to it 😆 Meanwhile, here's a colouring sheet of him for you 💖 (high res version is on website pinned on my profile) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Cubist style line drawing of a merman with a trident. Each segment has a shaded texture.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I was telling my friend Ash about a discussion with @tanteclem.bsky.social & @jjleftshoe.bsky.social ... This is the result 😆 Can't BELIEVE I didn't realise how close you can stick to the original for an ofmd one!! In my defence, it was before S2 that I was making poem memes 🤦😅 #OFMD #likthebred
A picture of Stede & Ed kissing in the moonlight in season 2, with text on the picture. It's a version of the meme poem about a cow licking the bread in a bakery.

Here is the text, but without the cute bad spelling that this poem format uses (because I thought the text reader would not work well with that):

my name is Stede,
and when it's night,
or when the moon is shining bright,
and all the crew have gone to bed -
i stay up late. i lick the ed.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yesterday I wove in the 8 remaining ends on the sleeves 🥳🎉 Today I'll begin tackling the 26 ends on the main body 😅 Still have to plan exactly how the lowest edge of the pattern finishes on the back panel... I'll do the easy bits on the front & sides first! Don't want to make decisions 🤦😆
The yellow robe, loosely folded on the floor, showing the lowest edge with many trailing cords.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Who else misread this as "sapphic" 😆✨
A nail file, in its store packaging. This is labelled "sapphire nail file".
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hello! Thanks 🥰 And yes, it's a [loose interpretation of a] costume from the pirate romcom "our flag means death". A wonderful, bizarre, hilarious, moving, sweet, heartbreaking, and affirming story. Highly recommend! 💖
Stede in his yellow robe, gesticulating adorably.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
It looks so cool with the light shining through! ✨🤩 @baladria.bsky.social WOOOOOO all the macrame cord pattern is in place!! (tho not reinforced yet 😅) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The back of the robe, hung up against a window so it's backlit.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Decided I didn't like the big gaps between the patterns on the back panel, so I added a few more lines in between! Ok, so no more procrastinating after this - next sewing session, I WILL start weaving in all the ends 😅
Detail of the back of the yellow robe, showing new bits of spiky wiggly pattern in between the bits of curly wiggly pattern.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Phew that's ANOTHER hundred meters of thread 😆 So far 250 + 100 + 100. I've got 200 left but might need more 🤦 (and while I'm making notes, it's been about 1 & a half 90 meter reels of macrame cord)
An empty thread spool.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the Pentagon's group chat:
Stede peeking over the side of a ship.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
WOOOOOO the pattern is in place on the back!! This section has been EPIC 😆 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The yellow robe lying on the floor, with the back uppermost to show the applique pattern of macrame cord.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Here's a better picture of the pattern on the front of the Battle Jacket... AAAAAAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH 🤩🥰😍🤯💖 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Photographed from a low angle, the yellow robe is hanging up against a door.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
YESSSSS more thread arrived today! 🎉 Tho dammit they were out of stock for the big spools, so I had to get a few smol ones instead. Will this even be enough!? We will see 😅
My hand, holding 3 small spools of yellow thread.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
WOOOOOO look at the pattern on the front!! (and pls excuse the terrible lighting) Now I have to wait for more yellow thread to arrive before I can do the back - have used nearly another 100m 🤯 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The yellow robe, laid on the floor, showing the twin wiggly patterns down the front.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This is the back of the neck, I decided to join up the 2 front lines. The black drawn line is where the back-panel's pattern is already mapped out, and the purple line is where I'm planning to join it up. But with a nicer & smoother style than this scribbled diagram! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
A closeup of the yellow robe, with drawn lines on the photo to continue the pattern of appliqued macrame cord.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The double-wiggle-pattern on one of the front sides is PROGRESSING 🤩🎉💕 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Detail of the yellow robe in progress, with little scissors & the big spool of macrame cord.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Like this! Or maybe with an even deeper background colour. But NoooooOOOOO don't get distracted 🤦😅
Simple drawing of bright teal patterns on a dark blue background.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It's time to start on the final 2 wiggly lines! Luckily I realised a little while ago that my macrame cord was going to run out, and got another spool. Definitely don't need another 90 meters 😅 - but it's cotton, so I can easily dye it for a different project in future 👀 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The remnant of the first spool, next to the full second spool.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I tried to, but it's already been suspended 🎉
Screenshot of the page saying the account has been suspended.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The back of the robe now has 2 of its 4 long wiggly lines! WOOOOOOO 🎉 I did the outer 2 first because they were simpler, going straight over the shoulders in the same direction. The inner 2 lines have a confusing bit at the top, which I haven't quite figured out yet 😅 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The back of the yellow robe, hanging up on a door.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is what's left from NINETY METERS of macrame cord 🤯 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
My hand, holding a very small bundle of yellow macrame cord.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My timeline 😆💖 @ofmdframes.bsky.social
The post below this one is Stede being dramatic, I have drawn a speech bubble leading to him.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Here's a photo of it in stronger light! But from a weird looming angle, because the only place with strong light is also very narrow 😆 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Photographed from below, the yellow robe is hanging up on a door.
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A photo edit of the painting "girl with a pearl earring". It's Ed as "guy with a dagger earring".
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Further update - the 2nd of the 4 long lines is half done! WOOOOOO! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
The yellow robe, laid on the floor, showing the pattern on the front panels.
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