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facetious . punk dad . one-man-band from Pennsylvania who has shipped up to Boston .

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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Combine two film titles to make a new film. Dr. Doolittle Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KEEP CALM AND GO BIRDS #americanfootball
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God Save The Birds #americanfootball
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Executions used to be public as a crime deterrent. Ya know like back when they used to hang people or quarter people (gruesome) for stealing a horse.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are Americans who would prefer universal gun care over healthcare.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So we're giving weapons and money to Ukraine while simultaneously buying diesel from Russia and I'm CERTAIN that's not a conflict of interest...
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The way my face contorted when I found out my kids have watched Veggie Tales..
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't like that.
ALT: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't like that.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sean Parker was a millennial folk hero until the events of this movie came to light.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure how I feel about 5-year-olds already knowing who Deadpool is.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dude serving me at the DMV is wearing flip flops.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wtf this is both cruel AND unusual..
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn't know Cory Barker made porn.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My brain is enjoying Massachusetts but my meat is missing Philadelphia.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Real talk one time my brother and I drank hot dog flavored water because of Limp Bizkit. You should not do this.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
probably
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Back To The Future: Marty McFly & Doc Brown Celebrate
ALT: Back To The Future: Marty McFly & Doc Brown Celebrate
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite music genre in autumn? That would be Applecore. 🍎🤟🍏
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NPR @npr.org · 06/10/2026
Cornell University names Sally Yates, former acting U.S. attorney general and career federal prosecutor, to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations. n.pr/4yzNjA7
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Cornell names former acting U.S. attorney general to review rape case
Cornell University names Sally Yates, former acting U.S. attorney general and career federal prosecutor, to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Academy Award nominee Amanda Seyfried and I have THREE friends in common on Facebook, and one is the guy who recorded my high school screamo band's EP in his parents' basement during spring break 2004.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just found out about dirty Dr. Pepper and all I can say is how dare you
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Menzingers' "In Remission" was playing at the dispensary this Monday morning and if that isn't a good omen for the week I don't know what is..
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes you just need 15 hours in one week of musicians yelling at republicans
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There must be just one local face painter and I see her at every single outdoor event in our town and neighboring towns. Good for her.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Birds 🦅
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I read somewhere that everyone on bluesky is canonically 38 years old and that feels so true. I am in fact 38 and feel very 38 in 2026.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is genuinely so stupid. I mourn what Philadelphia looked like just 10 years ago. Wtf are y'all doing??
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off to change the steeple clocks
Batman and Robin climbing up a wall
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does...does he think someone climbs the outside of the steeple to change the clocks by hand..?
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meeting my 5yo's friends at school and realizing I still hold a grudge against boys named Keenan because one of them never gave back my Offspring "Americana" CD in the 7th grade.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Secret Society into Head In A Ceiling Fan though
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tony Soprano is watching The Fugitive (1993) which features Joe Pantoliano who is also in this same episode of The Sopranos..
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2. I've been told Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and Harry Potter multiple times each. Especially the latter.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way this song got me to learn a fascinating story of FBI entrapment, environmental activism / eco terrorism, and the CrimeThINC movement...
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Anna Is a Stool Pigeon
YouTube video by Laura Jane Grace - Topic
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been unpopular at service jobs to the point and it probably cost me money. But I remember a couple dudes from the kitchen later telling me they thought about what I'd said. I got bullied relentlessly at my college job for saying those phrases. Even for just not laughing at the jokes.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it only tuesday
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Royal Theater Archer City, TX
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone's like nor'easter this, nor'easter that. I'm just chillin making chili on a rainy day.
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Guy Gavriel Kay @guygavrielkay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very much worth reading if you don’t known about Petrov. This is the day we celebrate and honour him, and properly feel gratitude, and other things. Relying on tech in wartime can be deeply perilous. sammatey.substack.com/p/happy-stan...
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*enters interview holding iced coffee* Interviewer: "Ah, I see you're bisexual."
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because I grew up watching that episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets an auto-dialer.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How do we start the trend of literacy-maxxing?
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like watching my brother finally beat the level of a video game after many tries.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
capitalists gonna capitalist 😞 Just another one of the horrors we didn't think we'd ever have to see and now that we're seeing so many in sequence there's a numb acceptance to this sort of loss. Really grateful I took my kids to those Dinos After Dark events while I could.
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Patches and Pins @patchesandpins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a great thread for us hetero-presenting queer folks. Lots of imposter syndrome and repression, or in some cases like mine a period of sketchy exploration. Can never truly get my family (parents, sibling) to understand but also rarely feel the need to try.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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