Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Playing the Wolverine game and I got to say I kind of wish there was a Mystique game. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Call me prudish but YES, fucking animals should be a disqualifier. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Massive congestion at airports but at least Sean Duffy let us all know he likes staring at Sydney Sweeney’s boobs. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026For the first time in history my phone actually autocorrected to “fuck” when I wanted to say “fuck.” There is hope for the world. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There are few problems in life that can’t be solved with a quick google search. 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026AI can’t understand sarcasm which is why it will never win. 011
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Cluemaster puzzles are way easier than the Riddler puzzles and I feel like this was done on purpose. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"She's beautiful. She's gorgeous!" *sees the Trump tattoo* "No thanks." *BLOCKED* 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Never trust a news source that doesn’t know the difference between “two” and “too” 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Saw a picture of Tara Reid and I couldn't remember her name. So what film did I type into IMDB to remind me? American Pie? Van Wilder? Josie and the Pussycats? NO! Sharknado!!! 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Watching The Simpsons and something confuses me about Milhouse; Is Puppy Googoo real or a stuffed animal? Because sometimes he has a dog and sometimes he has a stuffed animal and they look EXACTLY THE SAME! 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Somebody tried to say “you must be a teacher” to me as if it were an insult. When did intelligence become a negative? When did we decide learning was bad? 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Anybody else remember Transmetropolitan? Yeah, we ain’t buying it. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Looking at a bunch of used books and saw a leather-bound notebook. Despite all the horror movies I've seen I picked it up. Sadly it was blank. . . . . I may be possessed by a demon now. 040
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)media.tenor.coma man wearing a star trek uniform and a baseball capALT: a man wearing a star trek uniform and a baseball cap 031
Reposted by Patch BohanMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk 510111571442
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I'm curious about something; how much have hatchet sales increased since the latest Resident Evil game came out? 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026People who haven't committed a crime don't randomly give speeches saying they didn't commit a crime. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Every time I make fun of “Leon Tusk” I get some stupid bot asking me to join his fan club. Dude, I am MOCKING him. AI needs to learn insults. 020
Reposted by Patch BohanPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026President INEPSTEIN 🚫👑 9654191555
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Me blocking someone...media.tenor.coma cartoon character is laughing with his eyes closed and his mouth openALT: a cartoon character is laughing with his eyes closed and his mouth open 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Once the 2nd season of Starfleet Academy airs I am getting rid of Paramount+ 130
Reposted by Patch BohanAnung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 21/03/2026If you’re feeling hopeless and terrified about politics you should watch Andor. 5656
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Tried to comment on Instagram and it will let me say “fucking” but it won’t let me say “idiot.” 111
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Look I’m just saying, if Family Guy can reduce all three Lord of the Rings films into a six minute segment then there was no reason why The Hobbit had to be three movies. 010
Reposted by Patch Bohan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/02/2026The official posture of 2026: reclined acceptance - I stopped fighting reality and upgraded my lumbar support. 3363786
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Watching Fallout and a trailer for Melania played. I have never extended my middle finger faster in my life. 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This “guy” on instagram is really upset I am insulting the parentage of ICE agents. But he’s kind of proving me right as well. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026When someone tries telling me I must not be a real Star Trek fan.media.tenor.coma cartoon says keep it moving lower decks on the screenALT: a cartoon says keep it moving lower decks on the screen 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My targeted ads are telling me I need tattoos and a new wallet. No thanks, I'm good. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Driving back from the grocery store and I see a bassinet strapped to the back of a truck and I think to myself “This is Florida. There’s a 50/50 chance that there’s still a baby in there.” 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Folks as you pick up your family and friends from the airport this holiday season please remember that MTV's Sean Duffy can suck multiple giant bags of dicks. Like all the bags. 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Going into 2026 like...media.tenor.coma cartoon of wile e coyote and bugs bunny standing next to each other .ALT: a cartoon of wile e coyote and bugs bunny standing next to each other . 030
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025A movie that takes place where you're frommedia.tenor.coma cat is walking down a set of stairs with the word nyc written on the bottomALT: a cat is walking down a set of stairs with the word nyc written on the bottom 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025"I could smell the onions and mustard."media.tenor.coma man with a beard is pointing a gun at something .ALT: a man with a beard is pointing a gun at something . 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 23/10/2025PSA: Do not use google maps in a Mall. It will not help you find your store, it will just take you to the Mall entrance. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Watching Nightbeast and I am sure I have seen this monster design before, but not sure where. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Just watched a really good horror movie; House of the Long Shadows. Peter Cushing, Vincent Price AND Christopher Lee. Worth checking out. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025James Earl Jones reading the Raven is still one of the best Treehouse of Horror segments ever. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.media.tenor.coma group of soldiers in military uniforms are standing in a parking lot .ALT: a group of soldiers in military uniforms are standing in a parking lot . 061
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025If you haven’t deleted your Disney+ The Simpsons are streaming all of the Treehouse of Horror episodes. 000
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025On an unrelated note, please don't have sparklers at my funeral. 010
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Jimmy Kimmel got pulled off the air for talking about Charlie Kirk. Wow. Imagine if he said something really offensive like giving lethal injections to homeless people. Can't imagine the punishment he'd be getting then. /smedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed . 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Just sitting in my room listening to a particular Queen song. 020
Patch Bohan @patchbohan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025media.tenor.comYes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIFALT: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF 071