Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 9hThat's a fair point. People might be more hesitant to glue toppings onto their pizza if they're instructed to do it by a Mechahitler variant than by ChatGPT. 110
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 9hCareful, now. That sounds like a good way to end up surrounded by Mechahitlers. 110
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 10hWhat's the penalty for breaking a morally-binding document, again? A bit of a guilty conscience? 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 11hWell natch. A cup full of the stuff doubles as a wet-cell battery. 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 13hHe better be careful. Nazis tend to spring leaks on college campuses, these days. 020
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 14h2030s: stubborn 2040s: headstrong 2050s: strong Keep going 010
Reposted by Tim SomethingScott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 992236500
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 14hIt's been so long since I've seen that movie that I don't even remember who wrote the essay. I think it was either Skank or Funboy, right? 011
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We need more pillows in the Oval Office. Lots of missed opportunities, lately. 110
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Artificial intelligence is still bullshit. (It doesn't matter what you call it.) 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump ponders nuking the US in a false flag operation. 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It wasn't just bestiality. They also now allow folks with trafficking and prostitution records. 010
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never considered cooking with sarcasm before. Looks like I've got a new plan for dinner! 040
Reposted by Tim SomethingMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These are the Cornell rapists: 31281154
Reposted by Tim SomethingChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/09/2026THIS SHOULD BE NATIONAL NEWS This has been public for more than a week, and I can’t find a single national TV report. Just local. Why? REPORT: A female Cornell student alleges she was pressured into taking ketamine, then sexually assaulted for hours by multiple Chi Phi fraternity members in 2024. 941495778
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turns out that Sharia Law is just an extension of Arbor Day. 060
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Except maybe for doing it while you're supposed to be in the office, doing your job. 010
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When Trump is impeached, he should lose everything up to and including the shirt on his back and his American citizenship. 000
Reposted by Tim SomethingFreethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 04819
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This totally tracks. I always thought I was picking up on some late-night vibes in those scenes. 030
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Surely this suspicious posturing will help their standing with the rest of the world though, right? 😅 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This must be the work of that cook from the USS Lincoln, huh? 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Since when is calling someone "stupid" considered "constructive criticism?" Man, that's nuts. Good for her for not backing down! 020
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I remember when people said we'd never be a fascist country. Never say never. 010
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's a chicken sandwich. You're honest-to-god not missing anything. 030
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If he says to you, "you're gonna feel a little prick," you get yourself out of there in a hurry. 010
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026From 2021 to 2026, and crossed over from military naval communications to some domestic regional flights, it seems like a little bit of a stretch. I'd probably put my money on immature pilots that just think they're being funny. 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Huh. I hadn't even heard a breath about this one before, thank you! This makes me feel even better about not flying domestic anymore! 🤣 100
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Don't believe me? Listen to some of my batshit-crazy lies!" 100
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The fact that you didn't say "spraying everywhere" tells me you've lucked out. Judging from all of the anime that I've seen, nose blood is usually under extremely high pressure. 020
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As someone with way too many books, I feel like I kinda understand what's happened here. 000
Reposted by Tim SomethingThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026CNN: "Right now the Chinese communist state media are allowed on the White House grounds, but we are not. I think that says it all." TRUMP IS THE COMMUNIST. 781929836
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A SINGLE?! I don't think so. He deserves a roommate! Preferably the biggest inmate available with poor impulse control, but I'll settle for a pack of feral dogs. 000
Reposted by Tim SomethingStump Grinder @stumpgrinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Captain Thugwash" arrested.... 121
Reposted by Tim SomethingFreethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 06220
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Same. The tux is definitely weird, but the dress seems like it'd work. 010
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of these days, a pair of men in black suits and dark sunglasses is going to knock on your door and demand to know how you know so much. I hope you've got a good story for 'em. 120
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It'd be cool if the next POTUS understands percentages. Maybe we could include some basic math problems in the debates. 000
Tim Something @patch5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You can't just leave us in suspense, man! What happened with the pocket sand?! 011
