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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw an ad for Other Mommy and thought is that Bryce Dallas Howard or Jessica Chastain and then realized the answer is yes.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Steve Urkel's Iconic 'Did I Do That?' Moment
ALT: Steve Urkel's Iconic 'Did I Do That?' Moment
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The kid from Deliverance will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Kid with banjo
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
About time.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Barenaked Ladyfingers
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season:
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okamoto losing a challenge for putting his hand up is bullshit.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please friends, I am desperate. I need 9-12 million USD for a pied a terre in Manhattan. I don’t live in the US, so when I visit New York when the weather is nice or if I want to catch a show I will need lodgings. And don’t nickel and dime me, either.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We’ve gone on holiday by mistake.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This tracks.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Snooky Tynes doesn’t have a wiki page. That’s a crime.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Floyd Roberts has passed. Good night, Count Floyd.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Somewhat Peckish Caterpillar
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Handmaid’s Social Media Coordinator’s Tale
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Squeaking By in Paris and London
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Regular Sized Women
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Assistant Manager of the Rings
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1982
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Really Long Jest
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just perfect.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“We can eat this, right?” “Yes.”
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
David Lynch’s Dumb and Dumber
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band Much Better than Ezra
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What’s she thinking?
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Everything bagels are awful. Plain, poppyseed or sesame, nothing else.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Thank god Heineman is on the mound. There’s still hope.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
War crimes to deflect attention from sex crimes.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Especially when you’re losing the war, too.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Good guys won.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I hate these assholes.
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We hear “stick to sports” too much, but let’s be clear here: Team USA itself refused to stick to sports, eschewing representation of so much great American culture for, uh, Da Troops and nothing else.
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The World Baseball Classic, Team USA, and the war problem
On conduct unbecoming.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I hate every goddam one of those assholes except Ernie Clement.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
any day when I read the news
Where's the fuckin wine?
VINNIE PASQUANTINO
VIA FIBS ITALIA / INSTAGRAM

Jomboy Media
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
God I hate Team USA.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Screw you Connections. Chickens don’t buck.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pierre Poilievre. Rex Murphy. Canada has its share.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Conjoined Mickey Mouse twins.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey CBC: fuck you!
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dr Dre Wife beating award goes to…
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Japan makes the best toilets.
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Thea O'Ryan Files @theaoryanfiles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I made a site that's a hub for LGBT+ resources on moving to relatively friendly nations (including as refugees). It's not much, and I hope no one needs it, but if they do, it's here. I named it something ambiguous so people without their own device wouldn't be outed by the name greenbicyclehub.me
greenbicyclehub.me
Home
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Captain Phillips (2013)
A Somali pirate takes ownership of all of America's problems

"Look at me. Im the scapegoat now"
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A long time ago I was backed against a wall by a black bear. It came right up to me, touched me with a paw and smelled me. Then it sighed and walked away. I have no idea what lesson to learn from that.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Judge over Raleigh is bullshit.
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Been re-watching WWDITS (the tv show) and the line delivery and comedic timing of every performer on that show is mind blowing. #WhatWeDoIntheShadows
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PRuss @pat3russell.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
When the Jays win tonight I’m gonna go out and burn the nearest Home Hardware to the ground.
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