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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was so glad to hear that Trump will attend the World Cup Final Match today. That means Team USA still has a chance!
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
P. T. Barnum comes up with still another spectacle with which to dazzle his followers.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is rumored that the Israeli intelligence service has uncovered an Iranian plot to assassinate Trump by blowing up the White House. However, when the conspirators arrived, they found that there was nothing left to destroy. (Photo from Daily Beast)
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mexico City has announced the implementation of an AI bot called “Saimon” (Seguritech Artificial Intelligence Monitoring Operational Network). It is trained to predict the likelihood of a crime occurring. Saimon has predicted that someone is going to try to steal a US election in the next 6 months.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We have Mitch McConnell (shortly after August 3). We now have Lindsey Graham (god save him, or otherwise dispose of him). And we are told that they always come in THREES. We can only hope. Praise to Allah!
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The news of Lindsey Graham's death is certainly shocking. It made Mitch McConnell sit up in his coffin.
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D Lesser @harleygalsc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have been reading about how the GOP has been dying from the MAGA/Conservative infighting. I have also read about the Dems tearing themselves apart with the Socialists v Progressives. Has anyone considered the fact that maybe it is time to replace BOTH parties? (Hint: It's all about the money.)
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Wait, I thought that's what we paid Elon and his gang of young hackers to do! www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
rawstory.com
JD Vance may soon come to 'regret his new title': analysis
Vice President JD Vance may soon come to "regret his new title" as President Donald Trump's fraud czar, according to a new analysis. Trump appointed Vance as fraud czar via an executive order signed in March, which instructed him to investigate social benefits fraud in blue states such as Minnesota,...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sounds like the post a 16-year-old wakes up to, realizing that he tagged his ex, during last night's all-night rage drunk-rage after she dumped him two days ago. USA! USA! USA!
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm going to go way out on a limb and predict that the ceasefire will soon come to an end because Netanyahu (one of our last allies) continues to attack Lebanon, and Trump is incapable of retaining focus on any one thing for that long, let alone 10 points of contention. (Unless he sees money in it.)
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The US msm must have missed this story, so I thought I would share it. Translation: Iranian soccer team protests during its national anthem over bombings of primary school in Minab (Video) www.proceso.com.mx/deportes/202...
proceso.com.mx
Selección iraní de futbol protesta durante su himno nacional por bombardeos a primaria en Minab (Video)
Previo al partido ante Nigeria en la fecha FIFA, el combinado iraní entonó su himno nacional sujetando mochilas púrpuras en recuerdo de las más de 160 niñas fallecidas en el ataque aéreo.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Nothing to see here: www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
rawstory.com
Trump DOJ team shred 'huge amounts' of files at Epstein lockup after death: Prison guard
Just six days after Jeffrey Epstein’s 2019 death at the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) in New York, a Bureau of Prisons “After-Actions team” swept the jail and shredded “huge amounts of paperw...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mexico dropped to #12 happiest country in the world, but still remains far above the U.S. at #23. www.eleconomista.com.mx/capital-huma...
eleconomista.com.mx
México sale del top 10 de los países más felices del mundo
A pesar de retroceder dos lugares en la medición global, México supera en bienestar a potencias como Estados Unidos y el Reino Unido, destacando por un
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Only the worst... www.rawstory.com/ice-deportat...
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ICE nabs Dreamer visiting his premature baby in intensive care: report
A father has been nabbed by ICE agents just 12 days after the premature birth of his daughter. Juan Chavez Velasco, 35, was grabbed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement while on his way to deliver m...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Get used to the fact that this addled old man is no longer capable of distinguishing between things that should be kept secret, and things that are ok to release to the public. He's likely at any moment to blurt out the nastiest surprises. It is only getting worse. www.rawstory.com/trump-267622...
rawstory.com
Crowd gasps as Trump blurts out GOP rep given weeks to live: 'That wasn't public'
President Donald Trump drew audible gasps while speaking at the Kennedy Center on Monday after apparently revealing that a GOP lawmaker had received a “terminal” diagnosis and was expected to be “dead...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The USA was shattered by two mass-shootings in one day, but revel in the fact that the shooters were immobilized or killed. We have a man in the White House, and one in the Pentagon, who have murdered more that 1100 children. They are still free, armed and dangerous. www.unicef.org/press-releas...
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Child casualties rise amidst deepening Middle East conflict
UNICEF Statement
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Every time I see a picture of this woman, I wonder what the "pillow talk" is like in that household, assuming that they sleep in the same coffin.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Epstein/Trump files, please.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The story: "Documentary filmmaker Stefano Da Frè, who was not involved in the film, told CNN that 'data-driven' Amazon would not have invested that much expecting to lose money." Bezos is not the first person to front one of Trump's grifts, and won't be the last. www.rawstory.com/melania-trum...
rawstory.com
Melania humiliated as UK premiere of her movie gets single-digit ticket sales
Melania Trump's eponymous documentary flopped in its London debut.UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has ...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trump at Davos: “And we’re at a point that we’ve never—I don’t believe we’ve ever been. I never thought we could do it this quickly. My biggest surprise is, I thought it would take more than a year, maybe like a year and one month. But it’s happened very quickly.”
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just as demanding, entitled, and demented as his boss. www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-g...
rawstory.com
Kash Patel's 'crazy requests' spark international incidents: FBI sources
FBI Director Kash Patel's staff seems focused on making sure President Donald Trump's nominee has plenty of fun while traveling at taxpayer expense.The 45-year-old Patel traveled to Britain in May for...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Under any other DOJ, this would ignite an immediate RICO investigation: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Opinion | How Much Can One Man Make From Being President?
The president took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he’s focused his second term on enriching himself and his family.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just checked my calendar for the past year, and I noticed that every freaking day was February 2!
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just wondering if anyone has checked the Oval Office. www.huffpost.com/entry/seve-b...
huffpost.com
Mystery As Statue Honoring Late Golfing Legend Suddenly Disappears
The bronze, life-size statue of Seve Ballesteros vanished from his hometown of Pedreña in northern Spain.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
According to the Global Citizens Solutions latest report (Nov '25) on Quality of Life, the US fell 12 places in 2025 to #35 in the world, behind most European nations "due to inequality, high cost of living, environmental factors and social polarization." (It's Biden's fault.)
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Who, under the Constitution, can finally say, "Enough is enough"? Who can rein this adminsitration in? Before we make complete fools of ourselves in front of the world. The entire world is watching, and waiting. Who is going to do it? Someone please step forward.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Posted without comment. www.huffpost.com/entry/world-...
huffpost.com
World Reacts To U.S. Strikes On Venezuela
Several leaders, including the presidents of Chile, Colombia, and Spain, raised concerns about the violation of international law.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Yes, we would like you to leave and become the host commentator on "60 Minutes." www.rawstory.com/trump-267482...
rawstory.com
'Would you like me to leave?' Trump floats ditching White House for TV hosting gig
President Donald Trump floated the idea of ditching the Oval Office Tuesday to instead pursue a career as a television host, asking his followers whether they supported the idea of an abrupt career ch...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The story quotes an email, stating that of the 10 co-conspirators, "I believe the breakdown was 5 in New York, 1 in North Carolina, 1 in Boston, and 3 in Florida." I wonder whether Trump is included in the pedos from NY or Florida (his voting address).
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I think this may be the episode where Pedo Trump jumps the shark.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
TRUMP: "Why did Brown University have so few Security Cameras? There can be no excuse for that. In the modern age, it just doesn’t get worse!!! President DJT." And why didn't the students and faculty have more guns? Time to send in the national guard. And ICE. www.rawstory.com/trump-brown-...
rawstory.com
Trump weighs in on Brown University shooting as suspect still at large
Donald Trump has asked why Brown University did not have more security cameras in a post to Truth Social. The president had previously paid tribute to the two killed and nine injured in the shooting a...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tonight to discuss the following topics: War on Venezuela Windmills vs whales Maduro stealing our oil to put under his land Hotlips Leavitt Batteries Invisible planes Hoaxes War on Greenland Drug boats killing millions Ivanka apparitions Gulf/golf stories
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Kash Patel has said that the FBI has to "restart" the investigation into the Brown massacre. His new strategy: "Can someone please tell us who did this? We weren't there when it happened and it snowed." www.rawstory.com/brown-univer...
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Kash Patel's bungles cripple Brown probe — and leave FBI praying for bailout: expert
Early mistakes in the investigation of the fatal shooting at Brown University has left the FBI reliant on another bailout like the tip that led to an arrest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, accordin...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
LEAVITT: The same doctors that didn't tell us what the MRIs were for didn't tell us what they have been doing with his hand, so all we can assume is that it is literally a result of his constantly shaking hands.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
When asked to comment on the release of photos, Speaker Mike Johnson stated, "I'm not sure exactly what you are talking about. I have been too busy with other things to consider this hoax perpetrated by the Dems. I may have to consult with my son on whether I am even allowed to view these photos."
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm anxiously awaiting a rebuttal from Stormy Daniels.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Birds of a feather...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/12/2025
Trump: "You don't even see fishing boats on water. You want to go fishing in that area? Anybody want to go fishing in that area?"
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Amazon cart: 1 Charger cable 1 Pair mens shoes, size 9 1 Appendectomy 1 Bankruptcy forms, State of WA 1 Coffin, generic plywood Click to purchase
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"We're a long way from Nuremberg trials. We have forgotten all about that. That part of history is about to be rewritten."
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
More evidence that Donald Trump is running the country just like he runs his businesses: www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
forbes.com
Trump Loses $1.1 Billion In Net Worth
The president had a record net worth of $7.3 billion in September.
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
You don't get out of a hole by digging.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/11/2025
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Man, woman, camera, judge, jury, executioner... www.rawstory.com/trump-midnig...
rawstory.com
'Crime of serious proportion!' Trump unloads on Dem military vets in midnight 'outburst'
Donald Trump at around midnight had an "outburst" in which he said Democratic military veterans have committed "a crime of serious proportion."Trump took to Truth Social to respond to a video in which...
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Now that the excitement about the elections has calmed just a tadbit, let's get back to the EPSTEIN 'PHILES!
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pat-gdl.bsky.social @pat-gdl.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just wanted to mention that I know a person who works for Social Security, and she recieved only 60% of her pay on 10/10, and then NOTHING on 10/24. We are quickly racing toward self-immolation.
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Antonia 🦋 🩵 💙🦋 Democratic Election Judge, Autism Awareness @antonia2024bsky.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This 👇👇👇👇
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Enjoy. 😎✨
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🦋🇺🇸 The Baracky 🇺🇸🦋 @thebaracky.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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