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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 6h

"Trans people are unnatural!" Even if that were true... so what? Chunky Kit-Kats are unnatural, and they're fucking lovely.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

💜If you see this, post your purple art💜

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

'Muppet Babies' is not canonical.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There's nothing like a crowded shopping centre to get my anxiety screaming at me. It makes me want to drink. Solution: online shopping, blud.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you don't know the catchphrase "zippy-zippy-zippy-zippy-no", you're not a real Monty Python aficionado.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

On Fridays we dance! 💃🪩🕺 Let's see those moves! 🖤

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Day 383 of dying for a drop of whiskey... I wish it got easier.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The living legend that is Brian Blessed turns ninety today! SO DO SOMETHING LOUD TO MARK THE OCCASSION!!!!

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I haven't tweeted in years. But I can't quite bring myself to delete my account on there. So many happy memories...

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on." - Terry Pratchett

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nobody has waxed lyrical about the human condition quite as eloquently as Dylan Moran during his stand-up. No poet, no philosopher... no-one. Seriously.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's an app that can do your dice rolling for you? Fuckin' A.I.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And I imagine it goes further back. Geoffrey Chaucer probably got a lot of abuse... "Forsooth, 'The Canterbury Tales' is dead to me!!!!!"

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This 'toxic fandom' thing is nothing new. Ref: Doctor Who in the 1980s.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My nana used to mouth off about Asians after she'd had a beer. I'm putting John Cleese's current rubbish in a similar kind of mental box. Shame the silly old fart has a such a 'platform'. He's embarrassing himself.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Interesting fact: your average AoS foot hero is fairly lacklustre in combat because they're too preoccupied with finding a tactical rock to stand on... #Warhammer

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

'Sherlock' was guilty of this, in my book.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

57 years ago today, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' was first broadcast. So treat yourself to a slice of Venezuelan beaver cheese and a glass of bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and go watch an episode or two. It's glorious stuff. #MontyPython

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Three episodes in on Series 22 of #Taskmaster, and no-one's getting on my nerves yet. A good sign!

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm getting this on a tee-shirt. No... I literally am.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have no objection to my opponent using unpainted or proxy models, of course. ....although it does tickle my superiority complex when my army looks better than theirs.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When playing a game, I only use painted models, no proxies, everything WYSIWYG. Why? I have no idea. Something deep within me insists. #Warhammer

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Name a tv show from before 1980. (with a Gif)

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So they've done a new version of 'A Christmas Carol', and next year they're doing 'Treasure Island'... Logic dictates that 2028 will see a Muppetless version of 'Muppets From Space'.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck's sake. It's worse than Rule 34.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh gods. I looked in a mirror. Not so much 'lived in' as 'derelict, with a possibility of squatters'.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry, I have no interest in watching 'Luke Skywalker vs Superman: Part 17'.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really tempted to add a Mega-Gargant to my Slaaneshi horde. ... but I think I'll wait until next year's new edition before making a purchase. Knowing my luck they'll drop the Regiments of Renown system and leave me with a dirty great model that I can't field! #Warhammer

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Showbags. A beautiful Aussie tradition.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I finished painting no less than SEVEN miniatures today. Gotta be a personal best!

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lad at the supermarket asked if I'll be watching the game today. "I couldn't think of anything more dull", I responded. He seemed to think that was hilarious.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How about Slaanesh's very own golden mask!

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today I went to a bank and had a discussion that involved lah-di-dah phrases like "term deposit". I feel very... grown-up.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tonight I participated in the most absurd game of #Warhammer ever. By the end of Round Two my army was in tatters, but my opponent had a FULLY INTACT force! Not a single casualty! You think you've had bad luck? Nah, blud. Not like this.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Re-watching Series Nineteen of #Taskmaster. Probably my least favourite series thus far, sadly. Fatia and Stevie are great... but that beardy septic is nails on a blackboard.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It worries me that people can't be trusted to differentiate between a satire of racism and racism itself. I guess there's no chance of 'Til Death Us Do Part' being put on iPlayer any time soon...

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I mean, I'm a proud wokey-snowflake... But I don't believe in butchering the culture of the past for the sake of modern sensibilities. Put a disclaimer on it.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absurd. Thank the gods that I've got good shit like this complete on DVD, where the overzealous chopping of the censor's blade can never reach it!

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh. I see you missed your cue to make a fuss.

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just realised, today marks ONE YEAR since I gave up substance abuse for good! Yep, 365 days of sobriety. I'm damn proud of myself. But, please, don't make a fuss...

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I visited the lovely Aquarium of Western Australia today. Saw a cheeky sea turtle hassling its scuba-diving feeder for swifter service. Highlight of my month!

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