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Big Kim Woof-Woof

@pastrysaint.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent and queer. Any pronoun will do. Devoted curator of a DVD collection. Guilty of Warhammering (badly).

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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 5h
57 years ago today, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' was first broadcast. So treat yourself to a slice of Venezuelan beaver cheese and a glass of bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and go watch an episode or two. It's glorious stuff. #MontyPython
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 20h
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21h
Three episodes in on Series 22 of #Taskmaster, and no-one's getting on my nerves yet. A good sign!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm getting this on a tee-shirt. No... I literally am.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When playing a game, I only use painted models, no proxies, everything WYSIWYG. Why? I have no idea. Something deep within me insists. #Warhammer
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a tv show from before 1980. (with a Gif)
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So they've done a new version of 'A Christmas Carol', and next year they're doing 'Treasure Island'... Logic dictates that 2028 will see a Muppetless version of 'Muppets From Space'.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh gods. I looked in a mirror. Not so much 'lived in' as 'derelict, with a possibility of squatters'.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry, I have no interest in watching 'Luke Skywalker vs Superman: Part 17'.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really tempted to add a Mega-Gargant to my Slaaneshi horde. ... but I think I'll wait until next year's new edition before making a purchase. Knowing my luck they'll drop the Regiments of Renown system and leave me with a dirty great model that I can't field! #Warhammer
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC 🪄 🔮🖤
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Showbags. A beautiful Aussie tradition.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished painting no less than SEVEN miniatures today. Gotta be a personal best!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lad at the supermarket asked if I'll be watching the game today. "I couldn't think of anything more dull", I responded. He seemed to think that was hilarious.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Two viewers complained..."
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I went to a bank and had a discussion that involved lah-di-dah phrases like "term deposit". I feel very... grown-up.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight I participated in the most absurd game of #Warhammer ever. By the end of Round Two my army was in tatters, but my opponent had a FULLY INTACT force! Not a single casualty! You think you've had bad luck? Nah, blud. Not like this.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'Mediocre' is being generous...
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Re-watching Series Nineteen of #Taskmaster. Probably my least favourite series thus far, sadly. Fatia and Stevie are great... but that beardy septic is nails on a blackboard.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absurd. Thank the gods that I've got good shit like this complete on DVD, where the overzealous chopping of the censor's blade can never reach it!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just realised, today marks ONE YEAR since I gave up substance abuse for good! Yep, 365 days of sobriety. I'm damn proud of myself. But, please, don't make a fuss...
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I visited the lovely Aquarium of Western Australia today. Saw a cheeky sea turtle hassling its scuba-diving feeder for swifter service. Highlight of my month!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drop something MEDICAL
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very sad news. Her Diana in 'Waiting For God' was a figure of great inspiration to me. RIP.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently certain parties don't think the female Khazalites are feminine enough. Heaven forfend that we move beyond 'overt long hair = female'. #Warhammer
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the many reasons to love 'The Muppets' TV show. Was a criminal act that it got the chop after a single glorious season.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GW releasing new paint? It's almost like they know how addicted I am to buying purple paint that I don't, strictly speaking, need. #Warhammer
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even if that Rowling woman WAS speaking the truth about trans rights, I'd find her gloating, sneering attitude thoroughly repugnant.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Drop a Runner
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did they stop sending out those "meet women in your area looking for sex" e-mails, or can they just tell I'm getting too old for that sort of thing?
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Read my niece a story today, which is always a joy. Naturally I pulled out my best Brian Blessed impression to bring a booming king to life!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Throughout most of 2021 I was very, very drunk. I was kinda hoping that 'The Watch' TV show was a horrible alcohol-fuelled hallucination. Unfortunately, it wasn't. #Discworld
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how I flirt 😊🖤
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fresh pizza and ice-cold Pepsi. This is what weekends are all about, blud!
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Drop some SWEETS 🍫 🍧🖤🎂🍪
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
'Obligated' boils my piss. The word is 'obliged'. And if you come at me with "actually, both are correct", you're a twat.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like to think that I'm a fairly tolerant person. ... unless you talk shit about 'Muppets From Space'.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whenever I give a review for something in my diary, I inevitably go a bit Greggish. "I'd give the meal three out of five... and they can thank me for it!" #Taskmaster
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right. I'm gonna stop buying DVDs.* Not because I'm abandoning the format. It's because I've got everything I want, and new stuff barely ever gets a release.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My mother, bless her, is very much against AI. "Is it that thing where a robot asks you to say YES when it answers the phone? I don't like that!"
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drop some WEAPONS ⚔️🔫🖤🏹🔪
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I listened to the audio book version of 'Where's Wally?' last night. Didn't find him.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head...
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I enjoy the lore of Slaanesh so much because I kinda live vicariously through it now. Eh? Well, I've been a hedonist. I've dabbled damn hard. I've still got the scars (literal and figurative!) I can't live like that any more. But my little war-dollies can. Bless 'em! #Warhammer
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My bowler hat has tumbled from its hook twice today. Apparently the ghosts of Stan and Ollie are paying me a visit.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s your favorite workplace sitcom?
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was never a big fan of 'The Inbetweeners'. I watched it for Big Greggy's scant bits.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me in 2015. Me today.
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Big Kim Woof-Woof @pastrysaint.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know Slaanesh is meant to be lurid... but Vallejo's True Metallic crimson magenta is making my Chosen look practically eye-watering! I'll keep at it... #Warhammer
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