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@pastoralwitch.bsky.social
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if at first you don't succeed, have some cake | drama free | she/her | +18 | nsfw 🪴

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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
FYI - if you get an AO3 comment like this, it’s a bot. This is a common thing going on across a lot of fandoms at the moment. They often use the names of actual AO3 users while posting as a guest, the hate (or praise) is generic and doesn't say anything specific about the fic. Mark it as spam.
screenshot of a comment from Archive of Our Own.
“[censored text] (Guest) left the following comment on Every
broken thing washes away:
You're a disgrace to the very concept of storytelling. This isn't art; it's an act of violence against the English language. You've butchered grammar, tortured plot, and crucified character. You should be locked away from keyboards and pens for the rest of your natural life. You're a menace to literature.”
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DONYA 👹 @antiquedeuce.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the sacred fruit
An illustration of pomegranates. There is a whole pomegranate and a half, showing the seeds. There is also a frame filled with tiles with flower ornaments
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 04/05/2025
remembering audrey hepburn on her birthday 🎈
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Havoc in 5 hours and 27 minutes…
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Anna Maria Volkova @annamariavolkova.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Piping up with my first Bluesky post (post? cloud? what do we call these?!) to share that a fresh newsletter just went out, with recent art I’ve adored that’s been on show in New York (with slight Profit & Loss hints if you squint, for those looking for them) annamariavolkova.substack.com/p/14
annamariavolkova.substack.com
#14:
de Kooning, Goodman, Emin, Mitchell, Blanco, Darwish & more.
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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 21/04/2025
Pope Francis telephoned a church in Gaza nearly every night since October 2023. But the New York Times didn’t include that fact in its obituary. mondoweiss.net/2025/04/main... #Palestine #Israel
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Mainstream obituaries are erasing Pope Francis’s deep concern for Palestine
Pope Francis telephoned a church in Gaza nearly every night since October 2023. But the New York Times didn’t include that fact in its obituary.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:
JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way
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Moomin Daily ☁️ @moomindaily.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Moominmamma is picking up cherries from a three. Mamma was holding the cherries in her apron and she's pouring them out in her bag.
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John Lees @johnlees.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
HAPPY HAVOC PREMIERE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE! 🎉
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
sunday can’t come fast enough
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
life is so worth living again
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Gus 🌱➡️ LBX 422 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A BLATANT reminder that I will NEVER support Al or use it.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i woke up at 5 am with a headache so here i am with tapsin and a big cup of chamomile tea trying to be positive
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
guys, i changed my user on a03 (same like here: pastoralwitch) and it's ME who is leaving random comments at unexpected hour 💕
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 25/03/2025
Hamdan Ballal, Palestinian co-director of the Oscar winning short-film ‘NO OTHER LAND’, has been freed: “After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
Hamdan Ballal holding his Oscar award.Yuval Abraham, co-director of ‘NO OTHER LAND’ via Twitter/X:

“Hamdan was assaulted and beaten up, not murdered. My use of 'lynched' was a mistranslation from Hebrew (English isn't my first language). He's injured and being held at a police station in a settlement. They did not let his lawyer speak to him yet so we don't know more.”

Updated reply: “After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
blushing and kicking my feet like a little girl
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Nikki @wanderingfair.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
An audio erotica company is pandering to and profiting off of Dramione fandom and it’s not okay. We know how precious this fandom space is and it shouldn’t be monetized. @tryquinnapp.bsky.social Stop using Dramione to market your products. Article here: www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
finally cold enough to use a blanket!
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Jameela Wahlgren 🏳️‍🌈 🎨 @jameelawahlgren.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy #InternationalWomensDay ! Women, cis and trans, are under attack in a way that everyone should care about. Support the women in your life. Believe their experiences. Speak up on their behalf. Fight like hell for them and love them because women are fucking amazing.
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Cyndi @savannahpeace.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
LET’S GO ELLIE NATION!!! 🔫🧨
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Archive of Our Own (AO3) @archiveofourown.org · 24/02/2025
Since last December, #AO3 had periods of slowness and downtime. We’re working on improvements, but infrastructure updates are slowing the progress. Expect similar issues until our new servers are installed in a few months. Thanks for your patience! Read more at otw-news.org/2p88yxzv
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s @sunbriflower.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
a glass of your finest red🩸🍷 #darklina, E, 1/3, 12k Alina has been looked down upon all her life, but when Aleksander comes along, her life takes a bloodier turn. or: the vampire fic :) a gift for @darklinastyle13.bsky.social for the @darklinaxchange 💌 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/627019...
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rez! ✮ @coconutsaturn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
for palestine 🍉🕊️🫒 DONATE: care for gaza: gogetfunding.com/CareFor/ pcrf: www.pcrf.net funds for gaza (gofundme’s): linktr.ee/fundsforgaza esims: chuffed.org/project/crip... STAY INFORMED: @letstalkpalestine.bsky.social @amplifypalestine.bsky.social @humantiproject.bsky.social @aljazeera.com
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
small but yummy harvest 🍅
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When she starts with the “good night, little one” or “i love you, little one” omg i just want to cry 🥺
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
✨fashion icon✨
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I've been doing yoga (or pilates, depending on the day) when I wake up and before I go to sleep, and let me tell you, people are right and it helps a lot 🥺
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daisy🦢c🌕mms open!! @sugaredquillink.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
really feeling it tonight eh
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daisy🦢c🌕mms open!! @sugaredquillink.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
y’all hungry #darklina
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i have been re-reading most of my favs books and now is time for The Inheritance Cycle. please, Saphira is soooo grumpy but she is so right too 😂
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Audrey Lynn ✨ Freelance Illustrator @audreyestok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Part 5 of my Valentine's Day Card Series! What says Valentine's Day more than an undead Eastern European man with an anxious preoccupied attachment style? - Nosferatu 🩸🖤 #nosferatu #roberteggers
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Stacy @stacy31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
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𓃫 yocholol 𓃫 @yocholol.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
killing all the flowers will not prevent the spring
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Inky @inkypens.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Who knew that a goofy show about a vampire and a witch, with a CGI budget less than the Canva subscription I used to make these, would bring me out of a year-long writing dry spell? ✨ A Discover of Witches (ADOW) | E
Many mistakes had been made leading up to this moment. He could see that now.

For one, he should have never agreed to dinner in her rooms. Was it a test of his self-control? He’d mastered it centuries ago. Nevermind that Diana Bishop was the most delicious warmblood he’d ever encountered. Her scent had a way of lingering in corridors and between the stacks of the Bodleian, spaces where willow sap and horehound didn’t belong, even in a place as old as Oxford. His frozen lungs burned with overuse before he made it to her door. 

And then there was the matter of Peter Knox, who wouldn’t take kindly to one of his own communing so intimately with the enemy.

If only Knox knew the depravity of Matthew’s most intimate thoughts where Diana was concerned. Vampire or not, the ways in which he imagined claiming the witch were nothing short of monstrous. He thought he knew yearning. Thought he understood desire in all its biological and illogical forms. But the taste of her honeysuckle mouth clung to his lips hours after he left her standing abashed and rejected at her fireplace, and for all his ancient wisdom, Matthew de Clermont didn’t know shit.The walk back to his rooms was an excruciating five minutes. At vampire pace, it should have been mere seconds, but Matthew counted each and every step, if only to prolong the uncomfortable ache building in his cock. 

She was aroused, he belatedly realized, and he smelled it on her before registering the frantic beating of her heart. It happened when his hand wrapped around her throat, an act that would send most humans reeling. Of course, he knew there were people with certain proclivities. He just hadn’t thought Diana would be among them. He thought her shining eyes, her racing pulse, the strong waft of lady’s mantle was a result of her fear, because any sane witch would be right to fear a vampire’s attention. But then she’d turned around and kissed him, and he thought her utterly mad for it.

So, he left.

Now, he wanted nothing more, apart from her safety, than to revel in the taste of her skin and all its peaks and valleys. To chase her playful tongue with his own. To cede control—just a little, just enough to worship her in all her reckless abandon, as she was meant to be. He could hold off no longer. Within a blink, he was kneeling in front of the chair she’d sat in just yesterday afternoon. Diana, in his study, touching his books, squirming nervously in this very chair as she asked for his help. He would give it, and anything she asked for, for as long as she would have him.

The first stroke was punishing but relief nonetheless. Penance would come later in the pews of the chapel. His cock swelled with each pass of his fist, drops of cum beading greedily at the tip, and control slipping faster than his hand could keep up.

He cursed in every language he knew, but her name was crisp, clear, perfect English. It was treason alone to say it with so much longing, though he could not imagine it any other way.

Diana, ma lionne.

Diana, mon cœur.

Diana. Diana. Diana.

His release was messy on his expensive shirt and priceless rug. He didn’t care. For the first time in a very long time, Matthew heaved in lungfuls, his face smothered in the cushion, breathing her in.
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Inky @inkypens.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Y’all have like 2 days to get your shit together and watch A Discovery of Witches so you can appreciate this, I swear to god….
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i just login here to see @inkypens.bsky.social reactions to adow 🪄🩸
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adelle k. @ RCCC I-46 @klimtsonian.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
my beloveds…
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julaerys @sisterjulaerys.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
if you can please donate, if you can’t that’s ok but please share this post to bring as much visibility as possible. there’s families trying to flee, others trying to rebuild their life and we don’t know how long this “ceasefire” will last. linktr.ee/sisterjulaer...
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🦋🍾🎊 happy new year, people! 🎊🍾🦋 hope you all have wonderful moments, full of blessings and all the things your heart desires. thank you for being a constant presence and inspiration.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
wow you guys are right this dog kicks ass
krypto the super dog from superman saying “AI art is theft! support real artists!”
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Lily 🌙 @sugarmintdreams.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Howl x Sophie Spring & Winter! 🌸
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
look @pastoralwitch.bsky.social i found you a cardigan at the market 🍓✨
a pink cardigan with embroidered red strawberries
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
💘 two angels 💘
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
we all with #rivals:
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mary @pastoralwitch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Taggie and Alina are cut from the same cloth. Tiny girls with big eyes will conquer the world (and their daddies!)
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