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Pastability (He/Him)

@pastability.bsky.social
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Profile Picture is of disembodied head of a white boy eating or extruding pasta from his mouth into a bowl. Art by @willmuzzi

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@siristhedragon.bsky.social What. Did. You. Do?!?!?
A rifle with an AR-15 frame but a top loading P90 style magazine. A rifle with an AR-15 frame but a top loading P90 style magazine. This is the bottom view. The mag well of the AR frame is empty.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was like 7 or 8. Alone. Sacred the fuck shit out of me. The way she leaves the room was terrifying.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social *Kicks door in* WAKE UP FUNGUS LICKER! WHAT IS THIS! TELL ME!
Point mushroom on logPointy mushroom on log.Pointy mushroom on log
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
24 hours of Project Zomboid! Crowd Control, Special Guests, and MORE! October 16th-17th starting at 5pm CST. Join the hoard. Lift me up while dragging me under! YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability Art by: @bernummm.bsky.social
Parody of original Dawn Of The Dead movie poster. The pink sky background cut by a black lower half. In the middle is a collandar of paster with Blood? Sauce? Maybe? Text reads from top to bottom: "When the Vtuber needs more views the subs will grow the channel." "24 hours of Project Zomboid. October 16th-17th. Starting at 5PM Central Time."
"THAWN OF THE SUBS" Twitch: THEPASTABILITY YOUTUBE:@PASTABILITY
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
24 hours of Project Zomboid! Crowd Control, Special Guests, and MORE! Join the hoard. Lift me up while dragging me under! YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability Art by: @bernummm.bsky.social
Parody of original Dawn Of The Dead movie poster. The pink sky background cut by a black lower half. In the middle is a collandar of paster with Blood? Sauce? Maybe? Text reads from top to bottom: "When the Vtuber needs more views the subs will grow the channel." "24 hours of Project Zomboid. October 16th-17th. Starting at 5PM Central Time."
"THAWN OF THE SUBS" Twitch: THEPASTABILITY YOUTUBE:@PASTABILITY
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A purple robed wizard with immaculate hair blows on his finger like the barrel of a gun. The smoke drifts over to a half disintegrated person. The smoke spells "Jim" in cursive.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gotta stay in the know.
Cute cat on side looking slightly stonedCute cat in croissant shape while sleepingCute cat in croissant mode while sleepingCute cat chilling behind computer screen
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are talking about him. Sorry for spoilers.
Cute cat asleep on his side on a leather couch.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am isekai'ing Nyxura into the magical world of Project Zomboid! 5:30pm CST: Truck driving lessons (just chatting) 6:00pm CST: Project Zomboid My POV: www.youtube.com/@Pastability www.twitch.tv/thepastability Nyxura's POV: m.twitch.tv/Nyxura
A swirly cosmos of feather, fire, and distant stars. The epicenter of which is the sigil of the phoenix herself...and then there a bowl of pasta in a mask.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cat sleeping with front paws curledCat in croissant pose
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jack Reacher is actually an alright show.
Jack Reacher looking indifferent while giving a man every kind of concussion. Subtitles say "head continues clanging on steps".
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My friend @njcoffeejunkie.bsky.social is having her 7th annual Two Lives One Heart Charity Stream for the American Heart Association. We will be Big Walkin' with @joehills.net and @lyarrah.bsky.social 2:30pm CST: Big Walk! YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability
Picture of two people cheering with coffee mugs.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good alignment
Screen shot of post about toxic Yuri over Gita's post about being nicer.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is the Backrooms version of Jesus three levels down.
The Dude drinks a white Russian and looks on with disappointment or bemusement. One of those.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cat in a Fibbonochi swirlCasey cat ponderingPetunia cat asleep after and before much chaosTenzin cat on a backpack in the mountains
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A man sinking in the water points at the viewer with the words "Someone Talked!
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Perhaps to drink Liquid Death is to better understand life. Even the condensation on the can provides the essence needed to endure the hardships. @drinkliquiddeath.bsky.social
An inchworm climbs on a can of Liquid Death.An inchworm climbs on a can of Liquid Death.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A forum post with three posts by the same person
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cat lazily looking at cameraCat in the croissant poseFull sonic catCat stares down terrified dog.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Batman breaks a shotgun in half with an angry look on his face saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Check out this new menu @maplemonarchy.bsky.social made!
A menu describing the days and times Pastabilities will be streaming.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The stickers from @thxnywy.art are so good after months on my phone cover I was able to restick them. And they have ones that say FUCK ICE.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My boy
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Dog with a shot gun and a cowboy hat saying "go on, git"
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Casey can't help. He's sleeping.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The cz75 from signalis
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A picture of Anton Hand looking maddeningly down. It is poorly edited over a meme from Parks and Rec. The text says "It's about the immersion".
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I have been cooking this Vtuber model up with @eldritchboots.bsky.social for MONTHS. Now we are al dente! Join me tonight for my official L2D Model debut!!!!!!! 7pm CST YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability
A sillouette of a Vtuber figure sits in a boiling pot of water.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
What do you know about me?
A picture of bright pink sparkly lip gloss applied to lips.Popcorn mid pop
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Truly the dumbest timeline.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
LOOK AT WHAT @aftermath.site IS COVERING! Go get an account. Go subscribe if you have money.
A screenshot of Aftermath.Site's home page with multiple news stories covering a wide variety of topics including Roblox Lawsuits, New Nintendo President, Palastinian Game Developer, reviews of games and more.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What movie do you consider ‘perfect’
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This shit is still on Etsy. I have NO intention of using this site ever again. Like. Even if they removed it now. Its way too late.
AI generated shirts with alligator alcatraz jokes on them sold on etsy.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
@speedoru.bsky.social I replay this small section of animation at least three times when I watch this video. It gives me chills everytime.
A still of an animation by Speedoru. The Band The Wienners stand behind their instruments mid play to a white background.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The back of a phone case with stickers made by Thnxnywy.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
So who made this?

Einstein wearing headphones
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A day late and a dollar short. Just as ordered for shitty comic day.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Still to this day my favorite fight scene. The Punisher (2004)
The Russian uses a heavy freeweight to bend the barrel of The Punishers revolver.The punisher The Punisher looks up at the russian with a mixture of awe and fear.The Punisher is thrown through the wall by The Russian.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Rocking the shit out of that Ellie Sattler.
Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park Poses
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Bring me pictures of the REPO robots and the Lethal Company guys making out OR YOURE FIRED!
J Jonah Jameson as that news guy from Spider-Man with a cigar in his mouth.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Particularly this moment
Agent 47 is comically dragged under a steel grate.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What sword is this?
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My next tournament doesn't have a length restriction. Y'all know what that means.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Luz Noceda stands proudly with Eda's Owl Staff.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
She has flawless form.
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
SMALL AND EXTREMELY VIOLENT!
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
SMALL VIOLENT!
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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
pbs.twimg.com/media/FI11G8... Lesbians should be allowed as many grenades as they can sew into their coat.
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