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Big Bro Pashka

@paschka.bsky.social
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 54m
This goes hard and is so descriptive of Russia nowadays.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They only managed to create a degenerate shitposter, but you are creating pieces of art.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder how Patriarch Kyrill will spin the literal outbreak of the Black Death into how god actually wants Russians to wage this war.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's an unfair accusation, because cigarettes and those nice coats the models are wearing definitely exist as well.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Militaries around the world dismissed autocannons as obsolete after the introduction of missiles. A mistake that even Russia made with their Pantsir system, because even though it has the 2A38 autocannon, there are complaints about of poor performance and how ineffective it is again drones.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is "fight unfair" referencing the fact that the US budget is completely funding its defense via borrowed money?
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Des Führers Wunderwaffen.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's Moscow's foreign policy on democracy. Domestically, elections are not even democracy theatre to gain institutional justification. It's purely a humiliation ritual for Russians. "We know that you know that we're lying and you cannot do shit about it and will suck it up"
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That house he was referring to, does it have a lot of padded walls and people in white coats in it?
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ridiculously oversized military. Squeezing 3% of your working-age population into the military while every business fails to fund employees is a recipe for an economic catastrophe. And good luck integrating the one-armed PTSD whacko into your salesforce after the war.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😖🫸 Solving the fuel crisis by getting more fuel ☝️😌 Solving the fuel crisis by sending anybody mentioning the fuel crisis to Northern Siberia.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- Gender equality - Ever-increasing productivity - A society that doesn't age towards extinction Pick two. You can't have it all as a society. People cannot work 40 hours each to increase shareholder value and have 2.1 kids.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Übertreiben Sie mal nicht, es gab nur wenige Tage über 40°C und gute 15% meiner Balkonpflanzen haben überlebt ☝️😌 (es war der italienische Thymian)
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Die Republik ist voller Neider, die sich nicht in der Glorie von Berolinum Sanctum sonnen durften.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Du Glücklicher.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They will call you a Nazi, but in its endless mercy, Russia will forgive your sins if you volunteer to fight in its next war of conquest. That will happen if Ukraine falls. If you surrender to Putin, the bloodshed doesn't stop. You'll just bleed for Putin's imperialism.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're fleeing the Orca attacks.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, we're back at replacing justice with "gesundes Volksempfinden".
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Might have been published last year and then, well, it's technically correct.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Russia considers any military presence near its borders a threat to national security and any of their own military force close to their neighbors their sovereign right. They don't even consider this bigoted or shifty. They genuinely think they have the right and "lesser" nations don't.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've seen this episode.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good time to ban import of Armenian wine because they hurt your imperialistic fee-fees, ey Wowa?
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect weather in election day in Mordor. Can't wait to cast my vote: ◻️ Party of Sauron ◻️ Communist Orks for Sauron ◻️ Orkish Nationalists for Sauron ✅ Dima the Ork, constantly talking in tongues from being directly controlled by Sauron, possibly already a corpse
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it should be Inu of Shiba.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I consider listening to them basic courtesy.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welcome, Baby Gugu.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"For our orbital laser FreedomDeliverer5000, we cannot be limited by the performance of capacitators and solar power. Instead, we need to be limited by extremely poor heat dissipation via radiators in space!"
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's Seiken Densetsu 3
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you inherit a highly educated population, the largest source of natural resources on the planet, immense cultural soft power, thousands of nukes and a seat in the UN security council and you STILL not manage to build a 1st world society, then yes, your system sucks hard.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When the only tool Trump has is a gun, every problem looks like his foot.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The eternal imperialistic dichotomy: "We're the strongest and have the right to do what we want, but also other nations are oppressing us."
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know that Americans went through an exceptional Degeneration of political culture, but this is the US head of state posting how he physically attacks the head of state of another sovereign state. If you accept this, you basically gave up on being an actual nation.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They managed to put the AGM on the Boxer chassis at ~half the weight of the PZH and it's still able to fire in movement.
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We don’t need to "save the planet." The planet will be fine. We need to save the conditions that allow human civilization to thrive. Let's be clear about the stakes.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mich regt auf, dass wir natürlich auch bei diesem Thema den gesellschaftspolitischen Kurs mit zwei Jahren Verzögerung US den USA importiert haben und schon sehen konnten, wohin die Entwertung von Begrifflichkeiten führt - und wir den Yanks trotzdem ihren Weg in den Populismus nachgemacht haben.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He looks like Spike Spiegel.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haven't read the article. Maybe there was a standoff between spies in a rural town in MV.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't understand how the American people read this and simply let him keep the Nuclear Football.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The problem is that funding essentially boils down to. How you answer the question "Can I use it miliarily?" Let's be honest, that's a big reason why so much money is pored into AI and robotics currently.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
German agencies state that the configuration matches prior Russian hybrid attacks. That means there have been prior similar incidents foiled by authorities and have been kept secret. It may be possible that current reaction was forced by the involvement of civilians and the publicity.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Die ewige Ausrede von der unterschiedlichen Sozialisation geht mir als Ostdeutscher so unglaublich auf den Zeiger. AfDler Anfang 40 können nicht wegen eines Systwmwechsels rumheulen, den sie in Windeln erlebt haben.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lidl and DM are the bulk of Germany's soft power.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"But they didn't have the access codes!" Oh no, the country that had hundreds of nuclear warheads to disassemble and was so pivotal to the Soviet ballistic weapons program that it maintained Russian missiles long after Soviet collapse didn't have the codes for the nukes.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not having nukes allows other countries to invade you and waving your nukes around the UN is the ultimate cheatcode of international politics? Wow, that's such a strong argument to adhere to the nonproliferation treaty and not get nukes.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He would probably like to have an "eternal war in the west" on low intensity. A constant conflict with Nato that he only needs to funnel limited resources into but gets him the narrative that his reign is the only thing that prevents Russia to be destroyed.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All while some humans state that socialized healthcare is communism and would harm the insurance industry.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He probably tries to spin this as negligible, but that's more than $25 billion in a bit more than a month. It is 10% of the gdp per year.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The idea is most likely to scare the Germans into giving up Ukraine "Oh god, we'll be at war if we don't comply with Russia." What will actually happen is that Germans will ditch their decade old pacifism that was always born from political realities and not from true belief.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fckn game has the same development costs as gene therapeutics.
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We have a better word for it that better captures the implications of what these people get themselves into: Nibelungentreue.
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