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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

absolutely fuck on off hephzibah. sometimes there just doesn't need to be a column. sometimes its okay to not have an opinion.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ripp runned over by a cartooned steam roller :CCCCC so sad flat birds

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Snafflers ™️ This was my view as I did my yoga session.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Beast who stuck her claw through the arm hole of my shirt and cut my arm pit flesh because she didn’t want her mite treatment

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The silkie delegation. Fluffy and most haughty.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Never ever attempting to trim chicken nails again. Ever. Any here’s an idiot in her recovery ward (card board box)

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The broody urge to just dust bathe anywhere. #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Flakiest, crustiest animal known to man gets little bath in snuggly towel. When asked for comment on the cozy conditions of the towel, she said “mmmrrrrrrp.” More at 10. #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

How do you cool chickens in the heat? Well you feed them frozen berries, you put ice in their water and you chase them with a watering can and try to splash their little toes as they growl at you. Here are mine, furious I took them out of the nest boxes they were festering in and made them drink.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

No seriously, season 14 ep five. Sleeper under the hill. The next episode is about a bunch of men reviving a pagan tradition of raiding another village to sexually assault women and they literally fucking give up because they physically can’t make it over a hill. MM is the greatest ever produced.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Crying. Screaming. Hiding under my wonderful cozy duvet before it betrays me.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I keep seeing the temperatures drop and rise next week and need them to fucking decide whether I’m going to survive or not

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This little menace breached containment from her Baby Jail. She was arrested for pecking the Broodies and also to be protected from big chicken bullying. She decided I was taking too long to free her! #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A crap picture of a hummingbird hawk moth.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

“Oh no is that a dusty ripped up soft toy abandoned by a child on the lawn?!” No it’s my bantam silkie, sun bathing AND telling me to let her into the coop I’m cleaning by screaming at me. What a multitasker.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I love singing to my horrible broody little silkies #chickens (I’m gently harassing them to encourage to not be broody for too long.)

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The wonderful thing about animals is that they become more troublesome the more they trust you. My dollop here has decided she can now tell me off when before she only ran away from me, she now trusts me enough to expect me to listen when she says fuck off. And I do. (Mostly.)

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

jk i was cute as hell. In all seriousness I am happy that steampunk is having a a gaming moment and there are games I am excited to see. But as the steampunk community has always insisted, creativity and history comes first. Just making it vaguely victorian with clockwork isn't the goal.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Steampunk with bright accents of kente cloth, arsenic green, china blues and mauvine silk? Brilliant. Steampunk with random fucking saturated colours for no reason? I will eject you from the fucking dirigible. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My angry dandelion has learned to bellow and screech at me. Good for her. #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Top tip of your chicken is making a fuss during their spa treatment (read: applying oil to their crusty bald patch) put them in a tote bag so they can squawk indignantly at you from an impenetrable prison. #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I got so much done yesterday but it doesn’t really look like much in my room. It just looks vaguely rider. But you know what you can see? My new cute rainbow laces. Yes I did a photo shoot for them it tooo like half an hour to work out how to lace them up to show all the colours.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The fence we specifically installed to keep chickens out is very good for entertaining chickens it turns out #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

30 seconds of a wild cotton ball getting filthy in the dirt lol #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

They are endless entertainment— lots of little mini dramas! They had a real all out fight over a bit of water melon today lol Here they are in the sunshine x

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

In conclusion, do not fear the beak of the hen. The hen just wants to figure out what your fingers are made of. Fear their wings and claws, the tiny medieval weaponry they came equipped with from hatching. Please enjoy this picture of Madame de Pompom showing her terrifying eagle eyes.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is Poppie, I have mentioned before that she Hates being picked up and the only thing that will soothe her is a gentle massage to her pompom. Poppie kicks, screams and flaps when I pick her up. She's never pecked me because she's too busy using her roided giraffe neck muscles to free herself.

A fluffy, grey hen with a poofy head crest of feathers that covers her eyes. She is standing in a garden in the sun.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Photos of a flock from a different era — 2015. My two Pekins, Hetty and Speckle had gone broody and decided if they couldn’t get into their locked nest box they would stage a sit in below the coop. And Jet, my beautiful green eyed girl in her dust bath bucket lol #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Thank you! I just found the video of them cuddling from years ago so please enjoy lol

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I have a hen who loved to do this to her sister bless her heart lol

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Bonus picture my wonderful mother taking down my bedsheets because I was having a tummy ache. With Esmeralda supervising of course.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Wretched beasts enjoying their ice water and raspberries #chickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Poppie is a huge chicken, who never stops chattering. She hates being picked up and wails in a way that makes me worried someone is going to report us to the RSPCA. If she could carry pepper spray and fill a handbag with rocks, she would. And yet her tiny mote of a sister yanked her off her nest.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Poppie, who kicks like a mule and screeches like a fire alarm, a huge fluffy behemoth, was bullied off the nest by Lucie, a single mote of dust. Poor pathetic baby. #chickens #backyardchickens

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

UPDATE!!! The german pretending to be mexican declared a mask vs mask match on the american pretending to be mexican. Masks are serious business for luchadors. But it just got cancelled because in real life the german guy got pressed with battery charges for the stupidest fucking reason.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

#chickens #backyardchickens Can’t get away with leaving the door open for five minutes, Teacake decided this was a perfect place to come and lay an egg. Between the coat hooks and the fridge! (We might actually pick up our coats now…)

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I don’t think she’s malicious, in the same way a tornado or a tsunami is not malicious but lord help you if you stand in her oncoming path. Pray for your ankles.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“Why does your chicken have a bald spot and also look like mildew?” Because god had to hold her back somehow. She is de facto tyrant of the flock. She is the ankle biter and feather puller. She was a riot leader in a previous life.

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Pascal Vine Poet @pascalvpoet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Breaks in when I am half way through scrubbing down the coop. Barks at me because it is wet and there’s no bedding. Refuses to leave. How did nature allow such a tiny speck to be so loud? #chickens #backyardchickens

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