Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ask a flat Earther how for it is from Buenos Aires to Sydney. If it’s over 7,300 miles…..they’re wrong 000
Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Utah is in a drought but Southtowne Mall needs to water the road at 4pm What do you do? 000
Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s funny to me to watch a car tailgate you on the freeway, then speed past you going at least 20 over the speed limit, weave in and out of the HOV lane, and then stop at a red light off the freeway Bro, you just broke several laws what’s one more? 000
Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Which celebrity wore camouflage pants and a hoodie to force every woman in the city to wear the same outfit? 000
Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Why are the flag stars replaced with the word Trump? 100
Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Remember when Joe Biden was laughing at the people dying and lives getting ruined from hurricanes last fall? Me neither… 010