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Parsonite

@parsonite.bsky.social
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“See what we can do to rig the outcome, and if we lose just claim that they rigged it in their favor.” Donald J Trump.

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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ask a flat Earther how for it is from Buenos Aires to Sydney. If it’s over 7,300 miles…..they’re wrong
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who are you afraid of?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Utah is in a drought but Southtowne Mall needs to water the road at 4pm What do you do?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s funny to me to watch a car tailgate you on the freeway, then speed past you going at least 20 over the speed limit, weave in and out of the HOV lane, and then stop at a red light off the freeway Bro, you just broke several laws what’s one more?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Which celebrity wore camouflage pants and a hoodie to force every woman in the city to wear the same outfit?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why are the flag stars replaced with the word Trump?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The faces of evil against women
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Redacted to protect Republicans
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Real life Big Bang Theory cast
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The numbers
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Remember when Joe Biden was laughing at the people dying and lives getting ruined from hurricanes last fall? Me neither…
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Nope
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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