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Parsonite

@parsonite.bsky.social
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“See what we can do to rig the outcome, and if we lose just claim that they rigged it in their favor.” Donald J Trump.

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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We gave Russia $10 billion to fund their war for an amount of diesel that will be gone in a blink of an eye and not change the global markets at all And this guy is supposed to be a good businessman? He appears to do anything for Russia and Putin. What does that tell you?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My friend’s husband overstayed a work visa 10 years ago, pays $80k/yr in taxes and has spent $20k on immigration fees. At his hearing they told him, “You’ll never get approved under Trump. You should self‑deport.” Does that push people toward more illegal immigration or less?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when your boomer dad did the dishes once and kept bringing it up for 10 years and now asks for an award for doing them? Then you find out it wasn’t even him, he paid his friend to do them. But your sister says he’s the best dad ever. That’s what it’s like having Trump as a president 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How come when democrats say things take time, Republicans yell “YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH TIME” But when Republicans say things take time, republicans say “short pain for long term gain.”?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The dynamics of a freeway. 1 Right lane - about to exit or old and slow 2 middle right lane - truckers and scared people 3 middle left lane - swerve in and out of the other lanes as much as possible 4 left lane - everybody get the fuck out of my way 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friend came here legally on a visa. Been working for ten years, paying taxes, no crimes, not even a parking ticket. Has paid $10s of thousands to get his citizenship. He recently got called for a hearing and they said “self deport, this will never get approved.” So what is the “right way”?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Captain Shitshispants said today that you should never arrest a president, but he could easily do it if he wanted to. That’s projection. He’s clearly saying, don’t do it to me because I wouldn’t do it, knowing well that his time is coming 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just so we’re all clear, an unjustified war started out of fear rather than an actual imminent threat is considered morally wrong in Christianity, and in many cases it is treated as a form of collective murder. Thou shall not kill doesn’t cover unjustified killings in the name of God 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have friends who are undocumented, friends who are Somali and family who are disabled The madman has disparaged all of them in one way or another. Why should I support a monster who continually puts down my friends and family?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be on the lookout for communist transgender Mexican caravans filled with Iranian missiles and Chinese fentanyl coming to take your money, all the way up until election day
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One major issue with Musk’s age of abundance theory, Humans won’t quietly suffer while waiting for abundance. While people lose their jobs in the transition to Optimus labor, universal income won’t be available. It could be 5 years of transition. That’s not reasonable
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been reviewing WWII details recently. You wouldn’t believe the amount of negative press Adolf Hitler was getting during that time
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a new mother in the USA asks for time off after having a baby, most companies force them to use their paid time off and if necessary request unpaid family medical leave As a sick senator in your 80s, you can take several months off and get paid and nobody cares 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m convinced at this point the only people who still support Charlie Kirk heard he was assassinated for having an opinion. And that’s all they know. 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is his approval rating floor? We are about to find out.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bragging that storm systems have saved the Atlantic and framing Pacific devastation as an acceptable trade‑off, fundamentally misrepresents the situation. Overlooking the reality that CC is reshaping weather patterns and increasing volatility across all areas, rather than simply relocating threats.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The reality today is people know way more about fantasy football than they do about politics
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what he meant by. America is leading the world and everything. Leading the world in billionaire paedophiles being free Leading the world in greed Leading the world in highest debt per citizen due to healthcare Leading the world in corruption Bleeding the world in treasonous behaviour
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI is not AI anymore We should call it WSI for wicked smart intelligence 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans scare tactics never end According to right wing media and just so you’re aware, if Kamala Harris had won, gas would be $8 a gallon, you would’ve been murdered by an illegal by now and it would be illegal to go to church because you’d be transgender today
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most people have no idea what it means to be a democrat or a republican They hear one issue that they agree with or against and take that side The stupid thing is they then vote party ticket based on that one issue without even blinking an eye That’s not democracy that’s just lazy and dumb 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe Boomer women have a bad reputation as “Karen’s” because they were the first generation of women with a true voice. On one hand, that’s cool. On the other hand, don’t abuse your voice.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is more concerned about his name on buildings than these now more than expensive issues: Housing, gas, health coverage, utilities, food, child care, transportation and so much more. I just wish for 1 second he would show the same anger about those instead of his name on a building….just once
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social Nicole Saphier is lying
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When Donald Trump says the U.S. is “winning AI by a lot,” he’s making a broad, boastful political claim that the U.S. is ahead of other countries in artificial intelligence, especially China, even though the actual data shows a mixed picture with strengths in some areas and weaknesses in others.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JD Vance misnamed the group, misrepresented what they do, and incorrectly linked Adam Hamilton to a protest involving “strippers and drag queens.” Vance took KC Pride and Hamilton’s church and spun it into a false claim that Hamilton “led” or “supported” a protest group of strippers and drag queens
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Either people are genuinely stupid or for some reason they don’t believe their own eyes, which is genuinely stupid How can Republicans get up and say everything going wrong today is Democrats fault when Republicans run everything? 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somebody want to explain why upholding the status quo of election integrity is a big loss for Republicans? 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of Republicans seem fixated on the more free‑spirited Democrats, the ones with unconventional clothes or hairstyles. And sure, there’s a loud minority like that. But if we judged all conservatives by their loudest fringe, the picture would be just as distorted, (cough pedophiles)
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just met the first person to say they love insurance companies. They’re rich. They said it’s nice to know if something goes wrong they replace it. I told them the rest of us pay what we can afford and then get denied for every claim.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can we stop with buses stopping at train tracks? We all understand the safety factor but most intersections have arms now. The entire practice stems back 100 years when we didn’t have safety features. Now all it does is impede and delay traffic at train intersections 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People at my work routinely get a cigarette break for 15 minutes at a time I took an exercise break and went on a 15 minute walk and had a lengthy discussion about how that is not approved So let me get this straight, if it’s unhealthy then it’s OK? Make it make sense. 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is a big day in the United States and especially politicians. It’s the first day of Rosh Hashanah
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t mind admitting when I’m wrong, and it happens to all of us. One moment I clearly remember was when I thought Social Security was like a savings account. Somebody sent me straight and said the money that goes in today goes out tomorrow to pay for people’s Social Security I didn’t know that
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see a large gap in front of you on the freeway, do you fill it or do you leave it open so people can merge? When you change lanes on the freeway, do you do it because you need to or because you want to?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Apparently, nobody remembers the whole one car length behind for every 10 miles an hour on the freeway The new rule is 1 foot distance at all times 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We all know Fetterman was planted by Republicans to steal a Democrat seat right? He needs to be removed for incompetence and gross negligence.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Attention door to door, sales people. Stop ignoring the no soliciting sign. Second when you say “we have a special deal only today“ we know you’re lying We know there’s no special model home discount and we know the deal will be available next week if we call you back We just want honesty
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve realized that the people who constantly question why we are divided as a country are the same people lying to our faces and dividing this country They know, they are just pretend pretending to not know
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2015 the US debt gained $835k per hour Today the rate is $4.8m per hour We should expect to hit $41t in early January
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow, it’s really weird that we haven’t had a president die of natural causes while in office in over 80 years 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s comforting to hear that that the vice president JD Vance is doing the work of my God, the flying spaghetti monster.  It’s about time pastafarian’s got some respect around here
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It takes me 10 minutes to get to work. If it is light traffic. Explain to me how just because you people get on the freeway with me it all of a sudden takes an hour? The only difference is now I have to share the road with you people.
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So God told Noah specific instructions on how to build an ark that would house thousands of animals who don’t eat each other, but then had to send a search party of doves to find land? Why didn’t God just tell Noah where the land is? 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just watched a lady at Costco put her receipt at the very bottom of her purse on purpose. So guess what that meant when she got up to the exit?
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ask a flat Earther how for it is from Buenos Aires to Sydney. If it’s over 7,300 miles…..they’re wrong
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We give poor people $200 to help them and then question them when they buy soda and cookies But when we give billion dollar corporations, $1m subsidies to help them we don’t care what they spend it on #ThisIsAmerica
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When somebody relies on scaring you to get you to do something instead of asking you to support them because they want to help you…..They are not your friend 
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Parsonite @parsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Republicans had meaningful accomplishments to point to, they would highlight them relentlessly. Their silence on tangible results speaks for itself, which is why they so often default to dramatic warnings about hypothetical Democratic actions instead.
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