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james

@parsnipzilla.com
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man of renown

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james @parsnipzilla.com · 13/10/2026
trying to look like I didn’t just eat 7 tacos in a row as I join this zoom meeting
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 12/08/2026
I appealed my ban by saying “I am being harassed and targeted by the woke left”
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Our support team has determined there was no violation and restored your account to full functionality.
 
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 11/08/2026
just got banned from twitter for being too supportive and encouraging of Brad Pitt’s desire to blow his head off
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026
I’ve got British family members who have self tanned to the point where I’d get cancelled by proxy
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026
I remember one of my old gamer friends telling me he’d seen Nine Inch Nails 20 times and at the time I thought he was nuts until the moment I saw them myself and completely understood
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026
fucked up that americans call fish and chips “fish fry”
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026
getting so exhausted by the way people speak online that I’m crawling back here like a boring oasis
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026
playing Dying Light 2 since it’s free on PS5 currently and after playing the tutorial I feel safe in my assumption that this was made by Europeans
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 16/06/2026
need to get blocked by him again to see if it still hits the second time
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/06/2026
when you respond to a story on Instagram it will default to a public comment instead of a private message and there seem to be a lot of very horny guys who aren’t realising this
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 13/06/2026
Thinking back to when we were in Vietnam and we had the best Mexican food I’ve ever had in my life and it was so good that we literally ran it back and ordered the entire meal again for a second time on the spot
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 10/06/2026
Maybe don’t start every single paragraph with “we all know” for the first time reporting anything in this story
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 09/06/2026
I have their “Gadget Pants” and you can put a Switch 2 in there easily
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 09/06/2026
You can very quickly and easily convert them to Apple Lossless
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/06/2026
imagining some version of this plugged in the middle that you flip to sift the refuse
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/06/2026
single sign-on is so great, I only have to login once 30 times a day
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 07/06/2026
I’ve had my life saved on multiple occasions by YouTube videos that sound like the creator stripped wires from a pair of headphones to make the mic himself
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 05/06/2026
[guy with no tangible sense of shame openly sobbing into his front facing camera because a video game has a woman in it]: they do this to humiliate you, they do this to break you down
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 20/05/2026
my only justification for the cost when I bought lifetime was simply app availability and account structure - they’ve got Plex on everything non-tech people have access to
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 17/05/2026
vincemcmahonformat.png - new Quentin Depieux movie - starring Kristen Stewart and Woody Harrelson - featuring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 17/05/2026
finding the insecure adults on this app much more compelling than the insecure teens on the other
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/05/2026
Fergalicious beat switch in 2026
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/05/2026
all of my socials are flooded with AI videos of people inserting themselves into the crowd of a Korean baseball game(?)
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/05/2026
idk why they need your ID you can age verify someone in an online game really easily based on how long they’re willing to wait to be revived when they’re on your team
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 13/05/2026
it has a kind of high-oxygen stupidity that’s missing from the carbon monoxide stupid apps
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/05/2026
The Pamphlet of Boba Fett
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 05/05/2026
serenely closing my eyes as “the guy who does our release notes” while the contrails of a palantir missile sparkle on the horizon
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 03/05/2026
on Blue Sky thinking about that Blue Guy #repost if Jake Sulley™ is your #TorukMakto
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 29/04/2026
They’ve never changed how it works (tap on the clock to scroll to top, tap on the category to scroll to top) since the iPhone launched so maybe the redundant floating button is for the people who got one after they stopped explaining how the UX works
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 29/04/2026
Have to wonder how people are engaging with the 3 discrete ways/buttons to get back to the top of a page and if they keep pressing those buttons when reading the iOS human interface guidelines
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 28/04/2026
There comes a point in a man’s life where he must reckon with having seen almost every studio comedy he can think of
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/03/2025
won draft night playing SWU I’m high on the hog the losing streak is over
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 04/03/2025
so I’ve been really enjoying SWU and will probably main it going forward - looking forward to playing a draft later in the week
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 04/03/2025
people are getting, like, exhaustingly hateful…
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 20/02/2025
hell yeah dude, I've been picking up SWU and have been having a lot of fun at my LGS
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 22/01/2025
at the point where I’m gonna pick up the Star Wars TCG just to play a game where you don’t need to remember 27,000 cards
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 21/01/2025
I’ve been really enjoying Standard format but none of my locals do anything other than Commander (which I attended and got walked lol)
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 21/01/2025
vibe is dead on the other site I guess I’ll just post about getting into Magic the Gathering over here instead
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 04/12/2024
i also fw that Duran Duran album he did…
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 04/12/2024
Timbaland doesn’t get enough respect for someone who, on top of everything else, made Björk’s highest selling album
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 02/01/2024
China hasn’t gotten around to banning this app yet - what’s up nerds
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 25/12/2023
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/10/2023
anyway, here’s an orangutang wearing a little blanket bc they’re cold
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/10/2023
you either don’t post on here or you REALLY post on here, not much of a middle ground yet
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james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/10/2023
idk what to post here, here’s a wombat I saw at the zoo
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