james @parsnipzilla.com · 13/10/2026trying to look like I didn’t just eat 7 tacos in a row as I join this zoom meeting 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 11/08/2026just got banned from twitter for being too supportive and encouraging of Brad Pitt’s desire to blow his head off 110 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026I’ve got British family members who have self tanned to the point where I’d get cancelled by proxy 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026I remember one of my old gamer friends telling me he’d seen Nine Inch Nails 20 times and at the time I thought he was nuts until the moment I saw them myself and completely understood 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026getting so exhausted by the way people speak online that I’m crawling back here like a boring oasis 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/08/2026playing Dying Light 2 since it’s free on PS5 currently and after playing the tutorial I feel safe in my assumption that this was made by Europeans 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/06/2026when you respond to a story on Instagram it will default to a public comment instead of a private message and there seem to be a lot of very horny guys who aren’t realising this 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 13/06/2026Thinking back to when we were in Vietnam and we had the best Mexican food I’ve ever had in my life and it was so good that we literally ran it back and ordered the entire meal again for a second time on the spot 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 08/06/2026single sign-on is so great, I only have to login once 30 times a day 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 05/06/2026[guy with no tangible sense of shame openly sobbing into his front facing camera because a video game has a woman in it]: they do this to humiliate you, they do this to break you down 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 17/05/2026vincemcmahonformat.png - new Quentin Depieux movie - starring Kristen Stewart and Woody Harrelson - featuring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 17/05/2026finding the insecure adults on this app much more compelling than the insecure teens on the other 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/05/2026all of my socials are flooded with AI videos of people inserting themselves into the crowd of a Korean baseball game(?) 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 15/05/2026idk why they need your ID you can age verify someone in an online game really easily based on how long they’re willing to wait to be revived when they’re on your team 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 03/05/2026on Blue Sky thinking about that Blue Guy #repost if Jake Sulley™ is your #TorukMakto 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 29/04/2026Have to wonder how people are engaging with the 3 discrete ways/buttons to get back to the top of a page and if they keep pressing those buttons when reading the iOS human interface guidelines 100 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 28/04/2026There comes a point in a man’s life where he must reckon with having seen almost every studio comedy he can think of 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/03/2025won draft night playing SWU I’m high on the hog the losing streak is over 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 22/01/2025at the point where I’m gonna pick up the Star Wars TCG just to play a game where you don’t need to remember 27,000 cards 100 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 21/01/2025vibe is dead on the other site I guess I’ll just post about getting into Magic the Gathering over here instead 110 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 04/12/2024Timbaland doesn’t get enough respect for someone who, on top of everything else, made Björk’s highest selling album 100 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 02/01/2024China hasn’t gotten around to banning this app yet - what’s up nerds 000 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/10/2023anyway, here’s an orangutang wearing a little blanket bc they’re cold 020 0
james @parsnipzilla.com · 06/10/2023you either don’t post on here or you REALLY post on here, not much of a middle ground yet 010 0
