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IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do. 💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ 🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros

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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 5h
ACT NOW MEMPHIS!
STAND UP FOR OUR IMMIGRANT COMMUNITY!
JOIN US AT CITY COUNCIL TUES • OCT 6 • 4PM
WE NEED EVERYBODY WHO CAN MAKE A PUBLIC COMMENT ABOUT THIS ISSUE TO COME OUT AND JOIN US. 
FREE PARKING AT MUD ISLAND
125 N. FRONT ST
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 7h
A person wears a shirt that says "MAGA: Mexicans Ain't Going Anywhere" and holds a sign that reads "IF YOU'RE PRO-ICE YOUR MOM IS A HOE." Memphis, Tennessee, June 2025
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 14h
Protestors hold a banner that says “MAYOR YOUNG = SELL OUT” over I240 at Shady Grove in Memphis, Tennessee.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mitch McConnell has been spotted in public again
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorting and purging photos and this really is one of my favorites ever. Activist Sandra Barrett and me photobombing Memphis police chief CJ Davis on Beale Street for 901 Day. Photo courtesy Daily Memphian.
Memphis police chief CJ Davis strolls down Beale Street in Memphis, Tennessee. She’s bearing a big smile as she does a meet-and-greet with 901 Day celebrants. Behind her, two activists are holding signs, one that says ICE OUT and one that says FUCK ICE. Davis and her boss, Memphis mayor Paul Young, have been cooperating with ICE despite repeated denials. Photo courtesy Daily Memphian.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nice
Mostly Cloudy
69°F
21°C
Picture of mostly cloudy sky
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Felis ossifae
A decorative articulated cat skeleton sits on someone’s front porch in midtown Memphis, Tennessee, October 2nd, 2026
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was a first. Nobody answered the door, I hope the snakes didn’t get them… 🐍
A sign affixed to the front door of a home in midtown, Memphis, Tennessee. It says “BEWARE OF SNAKES.”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This morning’s dream team!
Three ladies and two dudes stand outside Justin J Pearson campaign headquarters in Memphis, Tennessee, preparing to canvass. Our driver Leslie, Terri, Ailene, me, and David. I don’t know how David does it in sandals…
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a bit sweaty in Hickory Hill this morning! Our crew knocked out 145 more doors, and then stumbled upon a tAsKfOrCe convoy that we followed into an apartment complex. Just another day as democracy doers in Memphis!
Some extremely sexy beast strapped into the back seat of a car, wearing a Justin J Pearson shirt, a sun hat covered in lefty buttons, and sunglasses. His shirt and hat have visible sweat stains and he looks kinda exhausted because even in October, Memphis is still hot as fuck
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
alluding the grammar police

Southaven bank robbery suspect in custody after alluding [sic] police Wednesday
morning
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, Tennessee! If you get one of these postcards, please follow the simple instructions: vote for Jerri and all the other Democrats. If you don’t get one, please follow these simple instructions instead: vote for Jerri and all the other Democrats. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
A stack of postcards urging Tennesseans to vote for Jerri Green and every other Democrat on their ballot
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STOP THE FUCKING TORTURE YOU MONSTERS
BREAKING NEWS: Christa Pike still alive after X administered lethal injection drugs, attorneys say
LIVE
Last update 9:20 pm CT
CRIME
Christa Pike still alive after administered drugs, attorneys say:
Updates
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disgraced former North Carolina Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn’s signature, which looks like it was written by a little girl, and also appears to spell “Cauthon” instead of “Cawthorn
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bus full of kidnapped immigrants sits in the parking lot of Wilson Air, the Memphis FBO that supports ICE flights. Later, the bus would drive onto the ramp and its human cargo would be loaded onto Air Wisconsin’s N465AW for a transfer flight to Louisiana. Cruelty, sponsored by #WilsonAir
A prisoner transport bus with high-security windows is visible in the parking lot of Wilson Air in Memphis. The bus came from a nearby ICE CoreCivic facility in Mason, Tennessee. It’s full of kidnapped immigrants about to be sent to a concentration camp in Louisiana. The sign outside Wilson Air Center, the Memphis FBO collaborating with ICE flights
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Airport sunrise, Memphis, Tennessee
Standing on the sidewalk along the westbound lanes of Winchester Road in Memphis, Tennessee, facing east. The sun is rising very bigly in the distance. Utility poles and power lines stretch to the horizon. A copse of trees lines the opposite side of the street.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hallelujah
Weather forecast graphic predicting a low of 59 degrees on Tuesday night
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone know what class of tags these are, that start with “AI?” I checked Tennessee’s website but I don’t see it on the list. www.tn.gov/revenue/titl...
A car bearing Tennessee tag “AI 19800”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🧐
ADS-B map of Russian military VIP IL96 having landed at Dulles
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A swallowtail enjoying some zinnias in the pollinator garden this afternoon 🦋
Yellow swallowtail butterfly perched on a pink zinnia flower in Memphis, Tennessee, September 22, 2026Yellow swallowtail butterfly perched on a pink zinnia flower in Memphis, Tennessee, September 22, 2026
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No easel? No problem. “Stage prop” is my 3rd middle name.
Me and Brian Manuel on stage at Justin Pearson’s Road to Victory Rally in Memphis, September 21, 2026. Brian was presenting various statistics but he didn’t have an easel to hold his giant easel pad, so I stood there feeling like Vanna White for a few minutes.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, are you?? Better vote blue!
An extremely handsome guy stands along Poplar Avenue at West Street in Memphis, Tennessee. He’s holding a sign that says “Tired of these GOP HIGH PRICES” yet?
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A billboard from Indivisible Memphis in hat shows multiple GOP candidates and asks “Republicans won’t debate. Why so scared?”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Richwood/Southwind canvass for @justinjpearson.bsky.social this morning. I should have sat on the upper level for this photo 😳 Come out tonight 6-8 PM for the Road to Victory rally at JJP HQ!
A man and two women sit on the stage at Justin Pearson campaign HQ. Two have Justin shirts, one’s holding a Justin sign, and one has a Stop Toxic Data Centers sign.Road to Victory rally at JJP HQ. Tonight, September 21, 6-8 PM. 3681 S Mendenhall in Memphis
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And it’s still there this morning 😲 At least there’s a city crew on it.
A tree down across White Station
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bumper sticker on a bulletin board at Neshoba church in Cordova, Tennessee. It says:

I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT HAVING THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fool from Oakhaven says what
A news headline that says 

I ain't no fool; Memphis mayor says of Elon Musk

Paul Young and Elon Musk are pictured
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A downed tree on White Station between Sanderlin and Walnut Grove
A road with four lanes of traffic, two in each direction. A tree has fallen across the road from the right-hand side and is blocking thee of the lanes. Both lanes of northbound traffic and both lanes of southbound traffic are all contending for timeslices in the sole open southbound lane. Memphis, Tennessee, September 20, 2026
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Intersecting contrails in front of the late morning sun. One of them was casting an eye-catching shadow.
Intersecting contrails in front of the late morning sun. One of them was casting an eye-catching shadow. Memphis, Tennessee, September 20, 2026A contrail angles across the sky toward the horizon, giving the impression that it hits the ground in the distance. The bright sun is casting an intense shadow behind the contrail. Memphis, Tennessee, September 20, 2026
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw some CISO driving around in a Maserati. Going well under 185 mph
A white Maserati bearing Tennessee tag “CISO.” The owner is presumably Chief Information Security Officer of a local enterprise.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great canvass this evening for @justinjpearson.bsky.social in eastern Shelby County! It’s always cool meeting new folks. This campaign has such energy ⚡️ Who fired up? We fired up!
Leslie, me, Muhammad, Justin Pearson, Ailene, Sydney, and Ali all meeting to brief ahead of a canvass in eastern Shelby County. Not pictured is Brian Manuel who was behind the camera… Asha was there too somewhere…
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Assembled and delivered a whole bunch of signs for @jessefortn97.bsky.social with @servethe901.bsky.social and a bunch of cool people who aren’t on Bluesky
Putting together Jesse Huseth yard signs at Huseth/Green/Molder HQ. We split into a few teams and planted north of 100 signs today. Go Jesse!
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A card in shades of yellow fading to brown that says “do one thing every day that scares you.” The quote is attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt. Bulletin board at Neshoba UU church, Cordova, Tennessee
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Serendipity in juxtaposition
A post that quotes a Fogerty lyric followed by a totally unrelated post also mentioning Fogerty
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what the christ, 750 megs?
PayPal
10.3.1
PayPal, Inc.
App Size 750.5 MB
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s still Caturday!
A gray cat with green eyes is loafing in a box on my kitchen floor
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Republicans sticking their dicks in places they don’t belong, it’s a tale as old as time.
A cartoon of Kash Patel, eyes wonky, with sweat pouring off his head. Text says “they’re fucking the dogs, they’re frenching the cats”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We could never have a four-day work week in the US, it's unrealistic"
Congress after having a two-day work month:

[image of Squidward going on vacation with 2 suitcases, and a lei around his neck]
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh look, he’s a Republican. But we kinda knew that already, what with the copping, the pedophilia, and the being a dumbass
Tweet from @BrannonRushing saying “that’s what I voted for” in response to a Trump statement praising ICE Tweets from @BrannonRushing to Mississippi senators asking them to support Rick Scott as majority leader
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People stand on Shady Grove Rd over 240 holding signs that say “MAYOR YOUNG = SELL OUT.”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I knew inflation was high, but
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love their little chirps!
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why would anyone pay $100 to see a lecture about Donald Trump?
Peter Thiel in person presenting “The Nashville Antichrist Lectures”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is sitting in a car, staring forward into the distance. As if he were a pet, a sign is affixed to the car window that says “please don’t break the window, the a/c is on, he has water and is listening to his favorite music”
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
September is Library Card Signup Month at Memphis public libraries. Of course you can sign up anytime, but their big drive is this month. www.memphislibrary.org/events/libra...

A LIBRARY CARD HITS ALL THE RIGHT NOTES!
September is LIBRARY CARD SIGN-UP MONTH
MEMPHIS PUBLIC LIBRARIES
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to canvass!
Six people at Justin J Pearson headquarters about to go knock doors
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still waiting on this insane hot spell to subside…
Forecast for Memphis, Tennessee. 99 today, 100 tomorrow, 100 Wednesday
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A fake beard made of white silky material. Includes a mustache.
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the one that kills me even worse than gas. For now I’m doing the Walmart brand, $12 for a 23 ounce can. Name brands are just out of the question. Id have to rob a bank for my Seattle’s Best Post Alley. Hmm, or maybe just rob the Seattle’s Best truck… 🤔
Walmart coffee
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the fuck y’all. We’re 104 days out from Christmas.
Kroger now has limited edition eggnog flavored ice cream stocked. In the second week of September. There are 104 days until Christmas.
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