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@parsee2.bsky.social
57 followers 66 following 787 posts

I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE. LET ME RULE THE WORLD AND BE THE QUEEN OF ALL!! Parody account... all posts are 100% parseeful!! parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot) (Also, account ran by a certain "Chiruru" girl...)

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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21h
Oh shi
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok fineeeee
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude it used to be ONLY me here before why the fuck are there so many other gensokyo fucks around her?? Shoo go away I haate y'all DIE
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAAAAAT
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That fucking bird that I hate...
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BITCH?! 100 DOOLARS?? GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FACE
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It really isnt...
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can forgive this one.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not give her any credit for my genius.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JACKPOT FUCK YEAAAAAH
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moment of silence for Aya, who got shot in the human village for taking pictures of Youmu's butt
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Chiruru @chiruruuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Graaaahhh
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oragne juice
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what you said. Maybe I won't tell Aya if I find 5000 dollars on my bridge by tomorrow wink wink nudge nudge
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just heard Reimu call someone the hard Y
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This season, I'm grateful for PHONK
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kisume could kill 5 people and no one would ever know because who the fuck checks on what is Kisume doing
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like describing a Yamame to someone who's never seen it and asking them to draw it
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*practicing in the mirror* Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would kill her for being with Yuugi since that should be all for me BUT I pity her and her small idiot brain
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know about a million things!! Ask me anything!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why the fuck does Satori get her own comic thingy, my life is a lot more interesting than hers!! She just... sits in her fuckin palace and watches Okuu boobs all day like a geek!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enlgish is stupid im going back to japanese
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
:(
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How old is Byakuren?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What day is it today?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I ever affort a house?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who the fuck is Aqua and why is she getting all the attention, my account is miles better!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
!!! holy shit
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
:D
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Correct!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not even a single like fuck my stupid unfunny life
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I DIDN'T POST THIS, YAMAME YOU FUCK GO AWAY
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can you lie and say you dont care? For me?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Yamame Kurodani & Parsee Mizuhashi on Railing
ALT: Yamame Kurodani & Parsee Mizuhashi on Railing
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Die.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm a disappointment to my family... lucky for me, they're all already dead so I don't gotta feel bad about being a bum
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gonna get glasses today!! I'm tired of Satori and her third eye... she thinks she is so much better than me for having an extra eye.... well now that I have glasses, I'll be a four eyes!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
May I please have a glass of water
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know what is Satori's favorite memory? When she sat! ... Im sorry
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need to kill myself.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*practicing in the mirror* Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For everyone else yes but since im so perfect and awesome then it doesn'tcount
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuuuuck I wish I had a hotass gf... a hotass muscular gf... a hotass muscular oni gf.... a hotass muscular oni who's name starts with Y and ends with I gf....
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ew no that's the game where people fight like punching each other and stuff and that's like physical contact ewwwww no that's GAY and HOMOSEXUAL and everyone would hate it
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can we just skip to SA remake? Who the fuck cares about PCF or IN
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't a yokai masturbate in her fucking bridge
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