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@parsee2.bsky.social
55 followers 64 following 781 posts

I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE. LET ME RULE THE WORLD AND BE THE QUEEN OF ALL!! Parody account... all posts are 100% parseeful!! parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot) (Also, account ran by a certain "Chiruru" girl...)

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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JACKPOT FUCK YEAAAAAH
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moment of silence for Aya, who got shot in the human village for taking pictures of Youmu's butt
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Chiruru @chiruruuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Graaaahhh
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oragne juice
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just heard Reimu call someone the hard Y
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This season, I'm grateful for PHONK
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kisume could kill 5 people and no one would ever know because who the fuck checks on what is Kisume doing
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like describing a Yamame to someone who's never seen it and asking them to draw it
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*practicing in the mirror* Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know about a million things!! Ask me anything!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why the fuck does Satori get her own comic thingy, my life is a lot more interesting than hers!! She just... sits in her fuckin palace and watches Okuu boobs all day like a geek!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How old is Byakuren?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What day is it today?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I ever affort a house?
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who the fuck is Aqua and why is she getting all the attention, my account is miles better!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not even a single like fuck my stupid unfunny life
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Yamame Kurodani & Parsee Mizuhashi on Railing
ALT: Yamame Kurodani & Parsee Mizuhashi on Railing
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm a disappointment to my family... lucky for me, they're all already dead so I don't gotta feel bad about being a bum
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gonna get glasses today!! I'm tired of Satori and her third eye... she thinks she is so much better than me for having an extra eye.... well now that I have glasses, I'll be a four eyes!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
May I please have a glass of water
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know what is Satori's favorite memory? When she sat! ... Im sorry
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need to kill myself.
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*practicing in the mirror* Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuuuuck I wish I had a hotass gf... a hotass muscular gf... a hotass muscular oni gf.... a hotass muscular oni who's name starts with Y and ends with I gf....
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can we just skip to SA remake? Who the fuck cares about PCF or IN
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't a yokai masturbate in her fucking bridge
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Angry and upset rn so I kicked a random bucket into the depths of the caves only to find out Kisume was hiding in that fuuuuck
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
May your parsees be many and your satoris few
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck Kusuzu and her shitass girlfriend I hate both of them
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Im waving my dick in the wind!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Actually, I'm a yokai! And yokai don't pee!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everybody Hates Kisume
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bitches looooooove me!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OLD HELL GARAGE SALE ‼️⚠️‼️⚠️ Orin's clipboard - 100 yen Head of a Kisume Victim - 1800 yen Okuu's Elephant Foot Boot - 40k yen Yamame's diary - 150k yen My Bridge (rent) - 320k yen Yuugi's Favorite Shirt- 500k yen Satori's old plastic chair - 3 million yen
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Omfg first Tenshi and now this fuckin' IDIOT... I don't need this many bums in my life!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tenshi you of all people should not be liking this. Go away. My big envy is not yours to gaze upon!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh....my envy is big....
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ok wait I might be able to kidnap Keiki and make her draw for me... surely I'll get millions of likes this way!!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YOU'RE POOR AND I HATE YOU
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck Mort the chicken
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do you want to try fry spider legs? It's only 2 bucks It's only for free
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can we put a bounty on Yamame, I've got like 5 yen
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do I drive over this spider yokai or do I drive around her
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kisume is a pissy girl i just know she is
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud...~
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ran boobs? Mine can't do that....
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Satori gets super mad at me so she shows me visions of my worst moments but I dont care because it's nostalgiaslop
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just cant do it... I cant take this shit no more man!!
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