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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 29/08/2026
Chartreuse Zavvi
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high-street shop. Go!

INDIGO RUMBELOW
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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 24/01/2026
This account please.
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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 24/11/2025
The oldest I felt recently was when I was in the technology museum in Berlin last month, and saw my first mobile phone (Nokia 5110 that I got in 1999) as an exhibit. It is a throwback to a bygone age, and I felt the same way...
Nokia 5110 phone on display in German Museum of Technology
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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 13/09/2025
me: can you dust my wets?
server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese
me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please.
My wets.
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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 08/05/2025
Show your age! What was number one the day you were born and day you turned 18 Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights Take That - How Deep Is Your Love
Cover of Kate Bush's single Wuthering HeightsCover of Take That's single How Deep Is Your Love
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Matt / parrais @parrais.co.uk · 29/01/2025
A: I voted for Trump but I didn't think he'd do things like ban Muslims or defund Planned Parenthood
B: Yeah but he said he was gonna
A: Yeah, I just thought-
B: He said he was gonna
A: Like he's so unpredictable
B: He said he was gonna
A: I'm just so surprised
B: HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
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