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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14h

On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 5h

Read all about 'Operation Simplistic Bollocks', our latest attempt to appeal to racist numbskulls while distracting attention from my £5m dodgy gift. parodypm.substack.com/p/our-plan-t...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ukraine has hit a huge Russian data centre linked to bot farms. In unrelated news, does anyone know why every Reform account on Twitter is getting hardly any likes and shares?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14h

On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ukraine has hit a huge Russian data centre linked to bot farms. In unrelated news, does anyone know why every Reform account on Twitter is getting hardly any likes and shares?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm grateful to Justin Webb on Radio 4 this morning for letting Zia Yusuf repeatedly blame all the problems of the NHS on asylum seekers without challenge, as if it is an accepted fact.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

For those wondering why I have not condemned Donald Trump's decision to buy Russian deisel, it's just that I think it's a great idea because I too am a Russian stooge and a traitor.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

For those wondering why I have not condemned Donald Trump's decision to buy Russian deisel, it's just that I think it's a great idea because I too am a Russian stooge and a traitor.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you have a few minutes to spare, do take a look at the latest entry in ‘Nigel’s Notebook’. It's all about our internal inquiry in which we find ourselves completely innocent. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/we-find-ou...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Donald Trump presents Elon Musk with the highly coveted 'Ket-Addled Nazi Dipshit Of The Year' award.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Please ignore the fact that small boat crossings are down 44%, deportations are at their highest level in ten years and immigration is 82% lower.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Not Guilty!” Read my latest entry in ‘Nigel’s Notebook’ to find out all about the completely objective and not at all biased internal inquiry into our total innocence. parodypm.substack.com/p/we-find-ou...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Zia is right - Robert Jenrick should never again be allowed anywhere near power.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Latest approval ratings for party leaders. I thought populists were meant to be popular..?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

On the anniversary of the Hamas attack, I will mostly be forgetting that my former schoolmates said I marched through a village shouting Hitler Youth songs, hung around outside Jewish prayers to abuse Jewish boys by making hissing noises and singing “gas ‘em all”.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like I said, Andrew Tate is "an important voice for young men". Oh, and a pedo nonce.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reform Councillor and group leader Ryan Coogan has been arrested for making false statements on nomination papers. It’s a mystery why a party whose leadership are under investigation by the police, NCA and Parliamentary Commissioner seems to attract so many dodgy characters...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For a long time I have heard rumours that you strangle kittens for fun and worship Satan. I have never believed it and still don’t. Am I doing this right?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After a robust internal investigation we have found that the rules don't apply to us.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you have a few minutes this weekend, do check out my new article in 'Nigel's Notebook'. It's partly about the many benefits of Brexit, so it's quite short. parodypm.substack.com/p/brexit-epi...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Congratulations to Suella Braverman for her Question Time appearance - I didn't think it was possible for her to come across as any more deranged and stupid than usual, but she somehow managed it.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No wonder Tom voted for Brexit, he thinks Britain is 3,500 miles west of Europe.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only Reform will take £5 million bribes, accept illegal foreign donations, let convicted fraudsters bankroll them, buy houses in their girlfriend's name to avoid tax, help crypto billionaires get richer and do fuck all for ordinary people. 😊

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If only we'd had someone like Chis Philp in government for fourteen years, including being Minister for Immigration...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Racist organisation set up by a racist to appeal to racists is somehow being taken over by racists.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rupert must have had a change of heart. I'm sure he used to be all in favour of local people expressing their understandable anger at strange fighting age men suddenly appearing in their community.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you have a few minutes to spare this weekend, do check out the latest entry in Nigel's Notebook, on why it's our patriotic duty to defend Russian disinformation. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.

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