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Chicken Parm Papi

@parmagianapapi.bsky.social
291 followers 377 following 680 posts

Just your friendly, suburban, militant leftist. Colorblind.

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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems like the perfect opportunity to practice molotov throwing.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice catch
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a fucking goober. Seriously, no money in the world would be worth it if you had to look or act like this monumental douchebag.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Child brain stacking green army men on his cardboard arch. Truly mushminded
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm pretty sure he sits in that room from Sunshine and gets an even sear on the front only
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big for slavery if true
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In case you watched today's Senate hearings.
Kash Patel in a furry costume in front of a bestiality love motel
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no! Who called the fun police!
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Cat Driving Police Car Meme
ALT: Cat Driving Police Car Meme
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok the sexual innuendos have to be intentional at this point, right?
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit, who wrote this? Are they a highly paid policy advisor? Please tell me they're not still working for a comedy paper.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Says a spook who probably worked on projects that killed Afghani and Iraqi kids
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tell the difference between the 2008 and 2026 versions. Oh, except they make one that folds now. Wow.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Think about this: Chat GPT became free to users about 4 years ago. Has the utility or power of the tool really changed much? We inflate our own progress. The iPhone is 20 years old. They've added cameras, made it marginally more powerful every year, but 100 years from now, people won't be able to
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking bingo. Nailed it! All of these douchebags just want to be part of the next big things for once and they're playing out scifi power fantasies in which they're the good guy who blows the whistle on evil corpos. Cliche as fuck, honestly.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Except when you realize that marketing works by articulating the customer's problem, then offering a solution. They're doing this so that their product gets selected for defense contracts.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But then AI isn't the aggressor, it's people. Just like it's always been.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In this moment, we're missing the true magnitude of the failure of journalism at virtually every level. When we look back on this era, we'll wonder why we allowed profit motives to so disproportionately guide journalism. Increasingly even now when I see a NYT bestseller, I think: "sell out"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh look, something I would have no qualms perpetrating violence against.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bruh, try lemonade. That shit will blow your fucking mind.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
... because I was not an avocado toast.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fucking Woodrow wilson?
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
His wife looks like a dog, I hear.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My balls are worth at least $76 billion.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nooo come on. I just ate!
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
She's TEMU Ivanka.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You got my vote
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's still a shitty character. Truly don't understand the fascination with him.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Great puff piece! She's an awful leader. Nobody who works at Pitt knows what's going on. Staff are being asked if their jobs can be replaced by AI and nobody is getting raises that outpace inflation. Terrible place to work.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How the fuck did this guy ever get laid?
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Make them really itchy. That's the worst.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You do have to read emails to be fair
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From people who have made careers off exaggerations and inflating the size of, well.....many things.
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Run for president
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bad breath too
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gonna take a giant dump on that sign and there's nothing they can do to stop me!
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nobody will be happier than Melania when the idiot croaks.
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