Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seems like the perfect opportunity to practice molotov throwing. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What a fucking goober. Seriously, no money in the world would be worth it if you had to look or act like this monumental douchebag. 030
Reposted by Chicken Parm PapiUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid 19456125
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Child brain stacking green army men on his cardboard arch. Truly mushminded 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm pretty sure he sits in that room from Sunshine and gets an even sear on the front only 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In case you watched today's Senate hearings. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh no! Who called the fun police!static.klipy.comCat Driving Police Car MemeALT: Cat Driving Police Car Meme 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ok the sexual innuendos have to be intentional at this point, right? 1160
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Holy shit, who wrote this? Are they a highly paid policy advisor? Please tell me they're not still working for a comedy paper. 030
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Says a spook who probably worked on projects that killed Afghani and Iraqi kids 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026tell the difference between the 2008 and 2026 versions. Oh, except they make one that folds now. Wow. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Think about this: Chat GPT became free to users about 4 years ago. Has the utility or power of the tool really changed much? We inflate our own progress. The iPhone is 20 years old. They've added cameras, made it marginally more powerful every year, but 100 years from now, people won't be able to 100
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fucking bingo. Nailed it! All of these douchebags just want to be part of the next big things for once and they're playing out scifi power fantasies in which they're the good guy who blows the whistle on evil corpos. Cliche as fuck, honestly. 010
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Except when you realize that marketing works by articulating the customer's problem, then offering a solution. They're doing this so that their product gets selected for defense contracts. 011
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026But then AI isn't the aggressor, it's people. Just like it's always been. 010
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In this moment, we're missing the true magnitude of the failure of journalism at virtually every level. When we look back on this era, we'll wonder why we allowed profit motives to so disproportionately guide journalism. Increasingly even now when I see a NYT bestseller, I think: "sell out" 060
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Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh look, something I would have no qualms perpetrating violence against. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bruh, try lemonade. That shit will blow your fucking mind. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026... because I was not an avocado toast. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My balls are worth at least $76 billion. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026He's still a shitty character. Truly don't understand the fascination with him. 120
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Great puff piece! She's an awful leader. Nobody who works at Pitt knows what's going on. Staff are being asked if their jobs can be replaced by AI and nobody is getting raises that outpace inflation. Terrible place to work. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026How the fuck did this guy ever get laid? 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Make them really itchy. That's the worst. 000
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026From people who have made careers off exaggerations and inflating the size of, well.....many things. 010
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Gonna take a giant dump on that sign and there's nothing they can do to stop me! 011
Chicken Parm Papi @parmagianapapi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Nobody will be happier than Melania when the idiot croaks. 000